I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

thats a lot of tupperware containers

Moral of the story: don't wee in your house.

Eric, you're hired as my ghost writer.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, January 14, 2013 7:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You pay me in ghosts.

― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, January 14, 2013 7:07 AM Bookmark

did anyone else find it weird foster never used the word "gay" or "lesbian"? might have helped.

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Monday, January 14, 2013 8:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lesbians dislike labels, gay men insist upon them.

― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, January 14, 2013 8:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

didn't know that...

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Monday, January 14, 2013 8:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't either. I ended up with a lot of extra, unused labels.

― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, January 14, 2013 8:51 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

choose somebody you're likely to get along with in general ... as similar to background and personality as possible so you're on the same page. unfortunately my landlord chose my latest roommate, he's some college-age kid with a hoodrat thing going on. he struts around the apartment saying things like "i gotta make some bread, yo!" and it'd pretty comical if i didn't have to see him everyday. good inspiration for getting my own place at least.

― Spectrum, Monday, January 14, 2013 10:46 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you should get him a breadmaker

― DJP, Monday, January 14, 2013 10:48 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

Oh god I had the worst time on Tower of Terror. It was my own fault. TOTALLY my own fault. I hate that falling sensation more than anything. But I looked at the tower and I was like, eh it's not THAT tall and maybe this will be a good way to overcome my fear since I love the Twilight Zone and was really into the theme of the ride. WRONG. Oh god it was horrible, the way they made you fall over and over and over again...I screamed the whole time, like crying. Then I sat on a park bench afterwards catatonic like "bubububububbubu" Goldie Hawn in Overboard for like an hour. Again, totally my own fault. I should have stayed away.

but everyone else I know loves it so yes, highly recommended lol

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, January 14, 2013 12:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm glad my trauma gives you so much enjoyment

:)

how does yr landlord choose yr roommate? that sounds fucking awful.

that happened to me once; weirdly the dude the landlord threw in with us caused way less drama and stress than the ppl we chose to live with

on the other hand, i do have certain fond memories of genesis:

also in college - we had little apartments, instead of dorms - there was all this porn lying around from when my roommates decided to go to north philly to the dirty movie strip, and somehow it all ended up behind the fridge, so when my mom and dad came to help move me out at the end of freshman year, they turned the fridge around to clean behind it and what was staring them in the face but a woman getting reamed in the ass by a very unfeasibly large man

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, November 14, 2003 10:47 PM (9 years ago)

boy was my face red

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, November 14, 2003 10:47 PM (9 years ago)

the magazine was called "genesis" but unfortunately there was no sonic the hedgehog or altered beast porn in there

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, November 14, 2003

Nude pics of Mike Rutherford or it didn't happen

lol

haha

since strongo said that there wasn't any altered beast porn involved, we can also safely eliminate peter gabriel naked except for a fox head.

I don't want to think about Mike Rutherford naked aagggh Alfred

mike and the very popular mechanics

Mike and You're Not the Regular Mechanics, surely.

The Lamb Goes Down On Broadway.

In Too Deep

Nursery Cryme, indeed.

Get 'Em Out By Friday

A Trick of the Tail.

I had a great argument with my mom when I was unpacking in my college dorm and she found my optimistic box of condoms in my suitcase, the cornerstone exchange of which was her saying "we are sending you here to study, not have sex!" and me saying "well you're not sending me here to have a baby, either"

I never used any of those condoms so the joke ended up being on me

No Cunt of Mine

Return of the Giant Hog's Eye

also enjoyed that unused labels exchange on the globes thread

I don't want to think about Mike Rutherford naked aagggh

in the rimming years?

Can you hear me
Can you hear me coming...

All I need is a benwah ball

lol croup

she seems to have
an invisible touch, yeah
she reaches in
and grabs right
hold of your junk

oh that's not the original lyric?

but it's GETTING SO HARD!!! OHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Haha HEH! *rawr*!

hahahaha damn it, I've been using that song as pre-show mood music for a darker theatre piece I'm doing. going to have to retire it now

(tho it was already about a prostitute!)

hello, i must be coming

Land of Ball Juicin

no

lol

haha

you're taking it all too hard

noooo

i wonder if Strongo's dad, after seeing said porn, told him that he was no son of his.

probably incontrovertible proof they're related

there must be some misunderstanding!

"The Brazilian" kind of good as is really

Deep in the Motherlode