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― whose black line is it anyway? (how's life), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

1. use a fake name 2 date manti teo
2. make him think u died of cancer
3. profit?

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 5:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

a huge component of following sports - rather than just watching them - is the ridic drama!

if something like this happened in tennis i'd be GORGING MYSELF, i'd be riveted

― lex pretend, Thursday, January 17, 2013 8:41 AM (13 minutes ago)

i mean i'm pretty riveted as it is and i'm not even sure what sport this is

― lex pretend, Thursday, January 17, 2013 8:41 AM (12 minutes ago)

The sport is called "human sock puppeting"

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, January 17, 2013 8:45 AM (9 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 January 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

snazzy website:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/issues/preventing-gun-violence

― Z S, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 8:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

except that when i just tried to sign the petition it brought me an error message and an apology :-/

― Z S, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 8:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

404 Sorry, we can't prevent gun violence. This is a sham.

― Three days left to vote in the ILM End of Year Poll! (seandalai), Wednesday, January 16, 2013 8:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 17 January 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

didn't butt trumpet win a Spin contest looking for the worst band in America? I'm assuming that was *before* they were signed ... ? help me out here, I don't really feel like googling for the history of butt trumpet

― dmr, Thursday, January 17, 2013 9:04 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty sure the a&r guy meant to sign poopshovel instead but just got confused

― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Thursday, January 17, 2013 9:10 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Thursday, 17 January 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

have you guys never met a mormon

― iatee, Thursday, January 17, 2013 9:56 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm not even sure ann romney is real

― iatee, Thursday, January 17, 2013 9:57 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/9392/deadspine.jpg

― NINO CARTER, Thursday, January 17, 2013 5:05 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― carl agatha, Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 17 January 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

HAAA

― "It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Thursday, 17 January 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

I feel like te'o wanted this to be like that inspirational sandy bullock flick the blind side, but instead it ended up like that desperate sandy bullock flick the proposal.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, January 17, 2013 5:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

― NINO CARTER, Thursday, January 17, 2013 5:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more like the net

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, January 17, 2013 5:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Thursday, 17 January 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

for reals that one is good

― NINO CARTER, Thursday, 17 January 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

it's ok

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 17 January 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

come on, take the compliment

― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 18 January 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

hope floats

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 18 January 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

poor butt trumpet

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, January 17, 2013 4:46 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*solemnly plays Taps*

― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Thursday, January 17, 2013 4:50 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*stands up straight and pulls his pants up*

― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Thursday, January 17, 2013 4:50 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Butt Trump tweet (Matt P), Friday, 18 January 2013 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

oh my god hahahaha

― joint keefs of staff (m bison), Friday, 18 January 2013 07:15 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― estela, Friday, 18 January 2013 07:17 (eleven years ago) link

modern dante

― 乒乓, Friday, 18 January 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

who is Manti Te'o

― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Friday, 18 January 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

some sort of sitar player

― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Friday, 18 January 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

if only

― Butt Trump tweet (Matt P), Friday, 18 January 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

is he like manu chao

― hypnotiQ tanqueray (clouds), Friday, 18 January 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

the big question that I've linked the answer to 2x already...

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, January 18, 2013 11:27 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok 3x a charm?
[link:]The Curious Case of Notre Dame Football Star Manti Te'o's Fake Dead Girlfriend

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, January 18, 2013 11:28 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i mean who knows, i dont think these choices are necessarily mutually exclusive tho

― lag∞n, Friday, January 18, 2013 11:29 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

relax, albert r. broccoli

― J0rdan S., Friday, January 18, 2013 11:30 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Albert R Broccoli plz refrain from further otming of yrself itt thank you

― lag∞n, Friday, January 18, 2013 11:30 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who the hell is this broccoli guy anyway

― iatee, Friday, January 18, 2013 11:31 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

produced all those bond movies iirc

― goole, Friday, January 18, 2013 11:31 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we can't leave the table until Broccoli makes us eat his words

― some dude, Friday, January 18, 2013 11:32 AM (5 minutes ago)

― Jah Creature (WilliamC), Friday, 18 January 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

From the Lance Armstrong is a God thread - didn't wanna let this pass by unnoticed

I have expected him to start laying down plastic sheets on Oprah's set and start lecturing her about Huey Lewis

― fieri inna babylon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, January 18, 2013 6:35 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 January 2013 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

Tbh i really want to hear about this guy's grandma instead. Why did he make such a big deal about some internet girlfriend he'd been dating for a year (a good chunk of which she was IN A COMA) over an actual family member he probably knew his entire life?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, January 18, 2013 1:31 PM (5 minutes ago)
Well he wasn't fake-fucking his grandma.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, January 18, 2013 1:32 PM (4 minutes ago)

― Mordy, Friday, 18 January 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

we can't leave the table until Broccoli makes us eat his words

― some dude, Friday, January 18, 2013 11:32 AM (5 minutes ago)

had no idea estela lived in B'more.

― pplains, Friday, 18 January 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

aaaand the piece de resistance xpost

oh god, i read that as "face-fucking" at first and well, there you have it

― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, January 18, 2013 10:36 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 January 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

what the hell does Obama have to do with this

― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Friday, January 18, 2013 3:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obama provided the heavy breathing on the phone

― iatee, Friday, January 18, 2013 3:29 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Teleprompter: "*breathe heavily*"

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, January 18, 2013 3:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Friday, 18 January 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

From the linkedin thread:

A one night stand from my past (who I worked with in my early 20s) endorses me weekly on skills, very weird.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 19 January 2013 15:25 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Must've been some skills!

― pplains, Saturday, 19 January 2013 15:41 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― im (if), Saturday, 19 January 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

I like this one

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, November 25, 2012 2:57 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry, wrong thread^

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, November 25, 2012 2:57 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― to each his own but (Eazy), Sunday, 20 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 20 January 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

While visiting my old haunts in AAD I ran across:

I killed a man just to watch him die, then I missed it due to some milk I had on the stove boiling over.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, May 9, 2005

― Aimless, Sunday, 20 January 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/16bama0.jpg

― markers, Friday, 24 December 2010 18:47 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 January 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

Cool!!

― Creames Fartpoop, Tuesday, January 8, 2013 6:38 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― 乒乓, Tuesday, January 8, 2013 6:39 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmm.

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, January 8, 2013 6:40 PM

― am0n, Monday, 21 January 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

I think ilx would be a better place if we all lived close to each other and fought irl regularly

― iatee, Monday, January 21, 2013 10:21 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would you shut up about population density already.

― pplains, Monday, January 21, 2013 4:31 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 January 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

rip Creames Fartpoop

― Butt Trump tweet (Matt P), Monday, 21 January 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

I was hoping there was a thread -- the backstory of the Trees Community

http://www.thetreescommunity.blogspot.com/

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, January 22, 2013 1:46 PM (1 hour ago)

i sometimes wish i could live my life like this.

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, January 22, 2013 2:34 PM (47 minutes ago)

i sometimes wish you would too.

― Butt Trump tweet (Matt P), Tuesday, January 22, 2013 2:39 PM (42 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks to my parents and her paternal grandparents, my niece owns every goddamn princess. When I play with her, I whip out a toy dragon and pretend to incinerate them.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, January 23, 2013 6:09 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok tuomas

― vagina the escape G.O.A.T. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 23, 2013 6:11 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cept Tuomas thinks "toy dragon" means "penis"

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, January 23, 2013 6:13 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

I cant tell if the funny part is a) Alfred missed my joke entirely and then retold my joke to me as his own joke or b) My joke was so obvious that Alfred is just drolly overstating the punch line

― vagina the escape G.O.A.T. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

c) Tuomoas

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago) link

whiney reps for his subtlety

― Aimless, Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago) link

"big boi featuring little dragon" is alfred's nickname for sword fights

― Doctor No Cassie (some dude), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

whiney reps for his subtlety

worst children's book ever

― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

this is some serious "I am a viking at LOLs' shit right now

― vagina the escape G.O.A.T. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/Epcot_Maelstrom_entrance_sign.jpg

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

I love that whiney just whiteknighted his own joke.

― Manti and the Catfish (Trayce), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

poor whiney

― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article818127.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/The+replica+Viking+ship+containing+the+ashes+of+Karine+Mulcahy+burns+as+it+is+pushed+off+Plymouth+Sounds.+A+widower+fulfilled+his+dying+wifes+wish+by+burning+her+ashes+in+a+unique+VIKING+styled+funeral

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

"but Lord, I served You faithfully all my days"
"You did. A+ service. still you whiteknighted your own jokes on the excelsior thread. depart from me you worker of iniquity, lol"

― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 24 January 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

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