http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/republicans-accuse-obama-of-using-position-as-president-to-lead-country.html
― velvet undergrad (diamonddave85), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
well that's certainly taking the thread title literally.
― s.clover, Friday, 18 January 2013 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
ha
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago) link
headline ambiguity funnies
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/01/20/us-fake-sept-11-coins-settlement.html
― abanana, Sunday, 20 January 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
9/11 coins was a hoax
― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 20 January 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
Manti has an Adidas football cleat box filled with them
― Rihanna Tootysalsafroyo (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 20 January 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
Snow Plow Driver Brags About Burying Cars In YouTube Video
― elan, Sunday, 24 February 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Cannibal Cop Seemed Like Regular Cop At Work
― arby's, Sunday, 3 March 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
104-Year-Old Woman Forced to Lie about Her Age on Facebook
― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
Austrian cardinal's mother hopes he doesn't become pope
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/03/taliban-greets-chuck-hagel-with-bomb.html
― goole, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
"Nick Cave To Unleash 30 Multi Coloured Horses At New York’s Grand Central Terminal"
http://www.yatzer.com/HEARD-NY-by-Nick-Cave
(which looks great and is only funny because of the name (it's not THAT nick cave))
― koogs, Friday, 15 March 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
Cops: Teen who said Ninjas attacked him actually shot himself
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
CNN Grieves That Guilty Verdict Ruined Promising Lives of Steubenville Rapists
― kate78, Sunday, 17 March 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
Jihadi Web Forums Are Losing Members to Twitter, Facebook, Death
― goole, Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
ha, best use of non-parallel construction ever
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 March 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
@beautypill 3mThe last line of this article is absolutely intended to read like an Onion piece. Tell me I'm wrong. http://wapo.st/11ztSXg
― some dude, Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/NATL-Irish-Town-Legalizes-Drinking-and-Driving-199867031.html
Healy-Rae told the Times he thinks the measure will help preserve pub culture, lower the risk of suicide and attack isolation in the small town.
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4203460/Schools-ban-children-making-best-friends.html
Actual article not Onion-esque, but the concept has promise.
― ljubljana, Saturday, 30 March 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
The picture and caption of this article look Onionish.
― Josefa, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/
― Mordy, Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
Boston Dunkin' Donuts Remain Open To 'Take Care Of Law Enforcement And First Responders'
― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, 19 April 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/1440/20130418/tylenol-eases-existential-anxiety.htm
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Friday, 19 April 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago) link
that link starts 2 videos with sound when you open it
― abanana, Friday, 19 April 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
the chains of worry are forged in idle hours
― The description of my page is: Gargoyles Swimsuit Special (Matt P), Friday, 19 April 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html
― the Upperchest (crüt), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
oh wait "borowitz report" nevermind
― the Upperchest (crüt), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
smh
― ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link
\o_O/
― the Upperchest (crüt), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
Fuckin Borowitz
― how's life, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link
quite literally "shit that looks like an onion article but isn't"
― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2032985/Road-trip-UCLA-student-goes-Libya-fight-rebels-sick-summer-break.html
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 10:41 (ten years ago) link
i added that dude on facebook back when that all went down and he accepted my request some time after he got back
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 12:59 (ten years ago) link
Last line of the article is such an Onion punchline.
― Vinnie, Wednesday, 26 June 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-public-wrong-about-nearly-everything-survey-shows-8697821.html
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link
"15 per cent of of girls under 16 are thought to become pregnant every year"
what the holy fuck is wrong with people?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
this is why political change that doesn't involve severe beatings is never gonna work
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
15% of girls but some of them are 4 yrs old, for the 15 yr olds it must be more like 80%
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
actually that's a flaw in the question -- most people would probably think you meant something like 13-16 year olds, not all girls under 16.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
survey doesnt cover the most enduring political calumny of the social right -- the notion that the ECHR is part of the EU, which lots of university educated people subscribe to
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link
from the article Hurting i'm guessing they asked people to guess at figures, not make a choice. and i don't care how you skew the numbers, 15 percent?????
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
i've explained the difference between the ECHR and the EU to people on several occasions and to be honest they didn't give a shit even when they knew the difference
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
they usual express mild confoundment when told that the conservative party & st winston were its progenitors
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/libertycentral/2009/oct/04/human-rights-act-conservatives/print
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link
quand le peuple sera-t-il donc éclairé?
jamais
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/nick-cave-talks-his-insane-gladiator-sequel-074708607.html
― cardamon, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
http://www.brentwoodgazette.co.uk/inside-story-Holiday-Inn-sex-den/story-19562484-detail/story.html
this reads like a brilliantly nailed-on parody of investigative tabloid articles, but I don't think it's supposed to be
― I was wearing a liturgy t shit and i noticed your liturgy tattoo (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link
bewildering it just stops when it was about to get... interesting
― Neil S, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
matt's other work today http://www.brentwoodgazette.co.uk/POLL-makes-perfect-pie/story-19562561-detail/story.html
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
matt cannon is the max read of brentwood
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link
specialisms: group sex, pies
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link