I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

what the hell does Obama have to do with this

― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Friday, January 18, 2013 3:28 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obama provided the heavy breathing on the phone

― iatee, Friday, January 18, 2013 3:29 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Teleprompter: "*breathe heavily*"

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, January 18, 2013 3:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From the linkedin thread:

A one night stand from my past (who I worked with in my early 20s) endorses me weekly on skills, very weird.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 19 January 2013 15:25 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Must've been some skills!

― pplains, Saturday, 19 January 2013 15:41 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like this one

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, November 25, 2012 2:57 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry, wrong thread^

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Sunday, November 25, 2012 2:57 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

While visiting my old haunts in AAD I ran across:

I killed a man just to watch him die, then I missed it due to some milk I had on the stove boiling over.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, May 9, 2005

http://i54.tinypic.com/16bama0.jpg

― markers, Friday, 24 December 2010 18:47 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cool!!

― Creames Fartpoop, Tuesday, January 8, 2013 6:38 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― 乒乓, Tuesday, January 8, 2013 6:39 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmm.

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, January 8, 2013 6:40 PM

I think ilx would be a better place if we all lived close to each other and fought irl regularly

― iatee, Monday, January 21, 2013 10:21 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would you shut up about population density already.

― pplains, Monday, January 21, 2013 4:31 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rip Creames Fartpoop

I was hoping there was a thread -- the backstory of the Trees Community

http://www.thetreescommunity.blogspot.com/

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, January 22, 2013 1:46 PM (1 hour ago)

i sometimes wish i could live my life like this.

― Poliopolice, Tuesday, January 22, 2013 2:34 PM (47 minutes ago)

i sometimes wish you would too.

― Butt Trump tweet (Matt P), Tuesday, January 22, 2013 2:39 PM (42 minutes ago)

Thanks to my parents and her paternal grandparents, my niece owns every goddamn princess. When I play with her, I whip out a toy dragon and pretend to incinerate them.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, January 23, 2013 6:09 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok tuomas

― vagina the escape G.O.A.T. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 23, 2013 6:11 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cept Tuomas thinks "toy dragon" means "penis"

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, January 23, 2013 6:13 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I cant tell if the funny part is a) Alfred missed my joke entirely and then retold my joke to me as his own joke or b) My joke was so obvious that Alfred is just drolly overstating the punch line

c) Tuomoas

whiney reps for his subtlety

"big boi featuring little dragon" is alfred's nickname for sword fights

whiney reps for his subtlety

worst children's book ever

this is some serious "I am a viking at LOLs' shit right now

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/Epcot_Maelstrom_entrance_sign.jpg

I love that whiney just whiteknighted his own joke.

poor whiney

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article818127.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/The+replica+Viking+ship+containing+the+ashes+of+Karine+Mulcahy+burns+as+it+is+pushed+off+Plymouth+Sounds.+A+widower+fulfilled+his+dying+wifes+wish+by+burning+her+ashes+in+a+unique+VIKING+styled+funeral

"but Lord, I served You faithfully all my days"
"You did. A+ service. still you whiteknighted your own jokes on the excelsior thread. depart from me you worker of iniquity, lol"

whiney should get credit for alfred's next joke

Do I need to c&p aero's above back into the thread or are we taking it as a given?

hahaha aero <3

I'm dying already no c&p needed

when there were one set of footprints, that's when whiney carried me

this is bullshit

so it's A?

clearly.

I'm confused, who's jackin'

it's 2012 no one gets credit for a "ok tuomas" joke give me a fucking break

of course it's a) but you blew it up with your butthurt pain

if it makes either of you feel better, both of them are barely "jokes"

and by "either of you" i mean "whiney" because i know alfred doesn't give a fuck.

i'm glad that's sorted out.

yellowcard to whiney for wasting an excelsior

http://i.imgur.com/B4J78dK.jpg

That's like giving out a ticket for someone going 56 MPH.

Xp

haha a+ gr80

i'll be in here

mixtape for after you get hardsonned

super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode

"The increasing problem of bad thread titles on ILM and how to deal with it // TOO LONG? // CAPITALS? DISCUSS THIS TREND HERE - ***ALSO USE THIS THREAD TO DISCUSS BREVITY***"

― Hutton dressed as Lahm (LocalGarda), Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:59 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Howd i miss pearlygate, a+ all

"The increasing problem of bad thread titles on ILM and how to deal with it // TOO LONG? // CAPITALS? DISCUSS THIS TREND HERE - ***ALSO USE THIS THREAD TO DISCUSS BREVITY***"

― Hutton dressed as Lahm (LocalGarda), Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:59 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:55 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

needs a confusing and unfunny quote imo

Some sort of obtuse pun would work too.

I swear they read like those shitty quasi-academic books.

oh fuck mods i got the date wrong in the brevity thread can you fix

i've only been on the board with LJ for about 2 months but they were probably the greatest 2 months of ILX

― frogbs, Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he still posts

― the maybe of bâcon (clouds), Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

under what name?

― frogbs, Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sissymanwhore

― 乒乓, Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guilty but long-lasting lol