mong summer dream (now featuring added winter, also spring)

^^

apparently richo was manning the bbq at the tote's tassie bushfire benefit yesterday

i have seen photographic evidence of same, despite not having any idea who that is

go to the bbq, get snag, get richo photo op

you'd have to say that would hold up the snag serving process a fair bit

how u feel baout this list

http://theburgeradventure.com/top10-2012/

“Every bite is another step into burger heaven. It’s hard to fault this burger at all. So balanced & delicious – a breath of fresh air in the burger world.”

a breath of fresh burg

Def time to get back on the burghorse

Horseburgers!

Mr. Burger is defo a goer. T0n3s declared it "better than beatbox"

^^

further to Nancy Wh@ng talk upthread - she's now doing a proper set in a gay pub for ten bucks as well as the Hemmes' pool show here. However

Line-up /
Nancy Wh@ng from LCD S0undsystem [2-Hour DJ Set]

With DJ support from:
Lovertits
Bad Ezzy
Gus Da Hoodrat
Sveta
Morgan
Matt Vaughan
Bobby Blaze (NYC)
Body_con
Valerie Yum
Ariane
Power Suit
Hip Hop Hoe
& Nuits Vanille

As well as a late night performance from the exquisite Imogen Kelly, Australia's Queen of Burlesque.

fucked if I'm turning up to wait through however many hours of however long eight million support DJs each play for

hip hop hoe sounds not at all slightly racist kitsch-y

Why do DJs generally have such shitty shitty names?

that is a thread in itself

dj fzzzzt-ngrr
dj pineapple q t
dj that dog has a puffy tail

dj frooty froot loop that goes crunch to boot

DJ Harvey
Jeff Mills
Larry Levan
Derrick May
Arthur Baker
Andrew Weatherall
Tom Moulton
Francois Kevorkian
Carl Cox
Paul Oakenfold
Carl Craig
Theo Parrish
Ewan Pearson
Todd Terry
Nicky Siano
Greg Wilson
Adrian Sherwood
Morgan Geist
Darshan Jesrani
1an Levine
Daniel Wang
N@ncy Whang
Twitch & Wilkes
John Peel

there's exponentially more shitty indie band names than shitty dj names

there was that period when every indie band ever had to be a nonsense compound word

go aces amirite

^^we as a nation have a rare gift for infantile sports team nicknames, must be said

Sveta's not a crappy DJ name. That's her real name!

I didnt mean all of them! But cmon. PowerTits? Hip Hop Hoe?

oh, at least you've no cleveland indians xps

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fr/thumb/8/86/Logo_Indians.svg/220px-Logo_Indians.svg.png

Yes, they are crap names.

Were I a female hardcore DJ, I would call myself Hildegaard Von Bangin', and appear above stage shrouded in lights, wearing a strobing habit, an angel on each side, and allow myself to be slowly lowered to the decks by my angels to a soundtrack of Gregorian chant. Then I am delivered to the decks. My halo lights up. Then I slam straight into THE FUCKING MOVER and raise both fists to the heavens! THE CROWD GOES NUTS.

Or, or, I would call myself The Red Baron. The crowd would hear a strange sound, getting louder and louder. Searchlights, strobing the ceiling, would converge on a spot directly above stage. My WWI biplane would crash through the FUCKING ROOF, smash into the stage, and explode into flames. I'd get out, ON FIRE, and be extinguished under a strobe, to the soundtrack of an air raid siren. Then I'd stride to the decks in my airman's outfit, salute the crowd, and slam straight into THE FUCKING MOVER and raise both fists to the heavens! THE CROWD GOES NUTS.

THE FUCKING MOLEY raise fists etc

waitin on a pie from the oven - frickin hungrayyy

any reports from the d!sc0b3ans gig??

a couple of the usu. suspex said it was p good

am playing w/ big p3t3 at this f'cray house party tomorrow. might be the only time the m00g source gets a public airing

omg moley dying over here.

already regretting telling myself I'm gonna make an attempt at a Febfast sort of pitch, ion.

more like febfarts amirite

j-child can i snag a lift over to the gig if u drivin

of corpse

more like febfarts amirite

getting a head start on this

Yeah febfarts is a charidee I can get behind (hurrr). infact just now at my desk I almost let one rip, then I remembered I was like, in an open plan office. Whoops.

looooool

I already have a reputation for being a crass nutter in the office haha ;_;

Once again the Bureau of Meteorology goes needlessly hysterical over the weather. We were promised hailstones the size of marbles! We got a small amount of driving rain.

They've been like Chicken Little ever since they were blindsided by the Great Sydney Hailstorm of 1999.

from hand to eternity

They have Nick Cave finger puppets now?

Hey how many of youse will be at Satdee ATP? I just realised I have no idea who is going. Also I still have a spare saturday pass if someone wants to buy one. I cant get rid of the damn thing.

why do you have a spare in the first place?

i am going both days

Rob asked me to buy him one. Then kindly decided at the last minute he'd rather go to Squaresounds >:|

Never buying other ppl tix for shows again grrr.

just realized I haven't yet fuckin worked out how to get to and from either. there's no trains on the Altona line this weekend ffs and the booked city to venue bus is apaz sold out. sounds a bit clusterfucky

shuttle buses now leaving from north melb staish

also you can pick up wristies in advance @ title tomorrow/fri

'wristies', he, he

i don't queue for a wristie