I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

whiney should get credit for alfred's next joke

Do I need to c&p aero's above back into the thread or are we taking it as a given?

hahaha aero <3

I'm dying already no c&p needed

when there were one set of footprints, that's when whiney carried me

this is bullshit

so it's A?

clearly.

I'm confused, who's jackin'

it's 2012 no one gets credit for a "ok tuomas" joke give me a fucking break

of course it's a) but you blew it up with your butthurt pain

if it makes either of you feel better, both of them are barely "jokes"

and by "either of you" i mean "whiney" because i know alfred doesn't give a fuck.

i'm glad that's sorted out.

yellowcard to whiney for wasting an excelsior

http://i.imgur.com/B4J78dK.jpg

That's like giving out a ticket for someone going 56 MPH.

Xp

haha a+ gr80

i'll be in here

mixtape for after you get hardsonned

super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode

"The increasing problem of bad thread titles on ILM and how to deal with it // TOO LONG? // CAPITALS? DISCUSS THIS TREND HERE - ***ALSO USE THIS THREAD TO DISCUSS BREVITY***"

― Hutton dressed as Lahm (LocalGarda), Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:59 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Howd i miss pearlygate, a+ all

"The increasing problem of bad thread titles on ILM and how to deal with it // TOO LONG? // CAPITALS? DISCUSS THIS TREND HERE - ***ALSO USE THIS THREAD TO DISCUSS BREVITY***"

― Hutton dressed as Lahm (LocalGarda), Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:59 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:55 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

needs a confusing and unfunny quote imo

Some sort of obtuse pun would work too.

I swear they read like those shitty quasi-academic books.

oh fuck mods i got the date wrong in the brevity thread can you fix

i've only been on the board with LJ for about 2 months but they were probably the greatest 2 months of ILX

― frogbs, Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he still posts

― the maybe of bâcon (clouds), Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

under what name?

― frogbs, Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sissymanwhore

― 乒乓, Thursday, January 24, 2013 3:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guilty but long-lasting lol

Holy shit, Ten only went gold in the UK (despite being 13x platinum in the US and 7x platinum in Canada and Australia)!

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, January 24, 2013 9:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u guys should learn how to mosh

― mh (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, January 24, 2013 9:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I can only assume that wearing plaid has different connotations over there.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2012's been a weird year for me. I've found myself largely entrenched in dark, grand, epic, maybe slightly creepy music like Swans or the Blawan track

If Michael Gira is doing music anything like that Blawan track can someone please do the decent thing and shoot him thx.

Its for the good of the nation.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 25 January 2013 11:19 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why do they hide their bodies under mike gira?

― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Friday, 25 January 2013 11:30 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(under michael under michael under mike gira)

― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Friday, 25 January 2013 11:30 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

came to post that one. it's too delicious.

Todd Terje - Inspector Norse - more like todd turd “inspector bores”
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe - more like hardly great jepsen “squall me lamely”
Miguel - Adorn - more like miguel “a-bore-n”
Katy B - Aaliyah - more like katy pee “cashing in on the memory of a dead artist way more talented than me”
Usher - Climax - more like flusher “premature ejaculation”
PSY - Gangnam Style - more like ZZZ “surely the first in a long line of k-pop songs to achieve chart success in the west”
Sky Ferreira - Everything is Embarrassing - more like why should i care-a “this song is embarrassing”
Chairlift - I Belong In Your Arms - more like facelift “i belong in your trash can”
Grimes - Oblivion - more like frank grimes “noblivion”
Future - Turn on the Lights - more like poo-ture “turn off the autotune”
Eric Church - Springsteen - more like eric turds “token non-taylor swift mainstream country song because we all really really respect mainstream country music really”
Pachanga Boys - Time - more like pachinko noise “slime”
Icona Pop - I Love It - more like morona slop “i love shit”
Blawan - Why They Hide Their Bodies Under My Garage - more like blah-wan “why they forget to write the rest of this song”
Solange - Losing You - more like beyonce’s sister “oozing poo”
D'Banj - Oliver Twist - more like d’iarrhea “all of her shits”
Miguel - Do You... - more like pig hell “no i do not”
Cassie - King Of Hearts - more like assie “king of farts”
Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble - more like wailer shits “i blew chunks because this song was so awful”
Frank Ocean - Pyramids - more like wank lotion “bore-amids”
Kendrick Lamar - Cartoons & Cereal - more like thindick lamar “too bad my best song isn’t on my boring album”
Saint Etienne - Tonight - more like taint etienne “poonight”
Frank Ocean - Thinkin Bout You - more like stank potion “stinkin bout poo”
Jessie Ware - 110% - more like messy underwear “0%”
Bat for Lashes - Laura - more like shat for asses “bore-a”
Angel Haze - Werkin' Girls - more like strangle haze “bleaurghing hurls”
Scott Walker - Epizootics! - more like flop squawker “epic poo licks!”
Zebra Katz ft. Njena Reddd Foxxx - Ima Read - more like pee bra shats ft. vagina dead cocks - “ima turn this boring song off”
Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - more like failer pissed - “i am never ever listening to this shitty song again”
M.I.A. - Bad Girls - more like D.O.A. “bad song”
KW Griff ft. Pork Chop - Bring in the Katz - more like ky jelly ft. how am i supposed to think of a derisive parody name for someone already called ‘pork chop’ “bring in the farts”
Le1f - Wut - more like queef “butt”
Jeremih - 773 Love - more like i don’t caremih “i’m sorry this number has been disconnected please hang up and try again”
Chief Keef ft. Lil Reese - I Don't Like - more like chief queef ft. lil pees “i don’t like being sentenced to jail time, it makes me cry”
Kanye West ft. Big Sean, Pusha T & 2 Chainz - Mercy - more like blahnye west ft. big yawn, tusha pee & 0 brainz “literally the only listenable song on ‘cruel summer’”
Kalenna - Matte Black Truck - more like duhlenna “fat wack suck”
Rihanna - Birthday Cake (Funkystepz Miami Bass Mix) - more like riyawna “duuuh i’m rihanna duuuuh”
Death Grips - I've Seen Footage - more like meth whips “i’ve seen publicity stunts blow up in my face”
Cheryl Cole - Call My Name (Royal-T's Back to 99 Mix) - more like sterile hole - “call me lame (toiletry’s wank to 69 mix)”
Miguel - Use Me - more like oh well “lose me”
Neneh Cherry and the Thing - Dream Baby Dream - more like nono blarey and the nothing “hey you know what would make this awesome suicide song even better? four minutes of free jazz noodling and the singer of ‘buffalo stance’”
Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe - more like nicki minaj is a “stupid hoe”
John Talabot ft. Pional - Destiny - more like john toiletpot ft. pee on all “density”
Spiritualized - Hey Jane - more like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...huh what? what? ok what number am i on? jesus.
Alex Anwandter - Como Puedes Vivir Contigo Mismo? - more like alex anwanker “translation: you actually voted for this shit?”
Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven - more like poono farts “this was a police b-side for a reason”
Haim - Don't Save Me - more like lame “don’t listen to me because i am a terrible song”
Purity Ring - Fineshrine - more like poority ring “whinewhine”
Santigold - Disparate Youth - more like can’t be sold “pisspoor-ate poo-th”
Twin Shadow - Five Seconds - more like a-ha jr. “five seconds until i turn this shitty song off”
Burial - Kindred - more like poo-rial “skin dread”
Grimes - Genesis - more like crimes “not as good as ‘i can’t dance’”
Hot Chip - Let Me Be Him - more like cold shit “let me pee on him”
Cher Lloyd - Want U Back - more like glare annoyed “want u back at whatever job you had before ‘professional singer’”
Jessie Ware - Wildest Moments - more like i’m just going to go with messy underwear again, that was pretty good “wildest bowel movements”
Jessie Ware - Running - more like messy underwear “running away from this terrible song”
Mungolian Jetset - Toccata - more like bungholian jetset trash & no star “tocaca”
Angel Haze - New York - more like angel malaise “poo pork”
Haim - Forever - more like shame “whatever”
Keith Fullerton Whitman - Issue Generator (for Eliane Radigue) - more like queef fullofit shitman “i’m just going to turn on these synths, hit record, take a smoke break for 20 minutes, then hit stop”
Tame Impala - Feels like we only go backwards - more like lame isuzu “feels like our ability to write songs only goes backwards”
Nick Hannam & Tom Garnett ft. Tom Zanetti - You Want Me - more like dick handjob & tom hairnet ft. another guy named tom “no i definitely do not”
Donkie Punch & Lorenzo - Snapbacks n Tattoos - more like wonky lunch & lamerenzo “lame hacks n bad booze”
Guru - Lapaz Toyota - more like pooru “halfass tuneyota”
Japandroids - The House That Heaven Built - more like chappedassdroids “the song that morons built”
Dawn Richard - Faith - more like limp bizkit “faith”
Nicki Minaj - Starships - more like sicki minaj “fartshits”
Nicki Minaj - Beez in the Trap - more like tricki minaj “peez in the trap”
Future - Same Damn Time - more like suture “lame damn rhymes”
Ty$ - My Cabana - more like why$ "my crapola”
G-Dragon - Crayon - more like pee-flagon “craisin”
Pulp - After You - more like poop “after poo”
Javiera Mena - Luz de Piedra de Luna - more like javiera pee-na “loose de pee-dra de poo-na”
Andrés - New For U - more like undress “poo for poo”
AlunaGeorge - You Know You Like It - more like apoonageorge “poo know poo like shit”
Chromatics - Kill For Love - more like ugh so close to being done “kill you for loving this boring song”
Dawn Richard - Pretty Wicked Things - more like yawn richard “shitty boring songs”

― ienjoyhotdogs, Friday, January 25, 2013 1:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eh excelsior is not about the exertion imo

but it is like taking a good dump though

ienjoyhotdogs - more like 'i spent an hour wrestling the lid off the jar of relish'

poono farts was a good one

i'm sorta impressed.

Rihanna - Birthday Cake (Funkystepz Miami Bass Mix) - more like riyawna “duuuh i’m rihanna duuuuh”

IRL LOL

gaydiohead thread to remain unbumped until 2014

ILM is kinda ROCKING these days! wooooo!

― tylerw, Friday, January 25, 2013 1:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no punchline really, just find something hilarious about anthropological subject billstevejim dropping by Dr. Tim F's office in the pink floyd vs. radiohead thread.

Can we discuss the original idea that prompted the thread.

When I was fourteen all the dudes (who smoked some weed and made out with girls and etc.) liked the following old music:

1. Dark Side of the Moon

2. Violent Femmes

3. Led Zeppelin I think but I never drilled down to find out what specifically, presumably IV. I wasn't really good enough friends with this crew to be able to drill down in any sense.

Which they interspersed with Ben Harper as I recall (this was too early for Jack Johnson)

I think Dark Side of the Moon had reached this kind of generation-transcendent position as this kind of counter-cultural experience for a lot of dudes, albeit in a not particularly intense, just-need-a-smoking-and-making-out-soundtrack kind of way; its mustiness pleasing if only because surely 14 yr old smokin dude's bedroom is gonna be pretty musty anyhow.

I'd be interested if this or something equivalent was happening with Radiohead? Are 14 year olds today reaching back to it as a touchstone of low-drama-coolness-of-times-gone-by? Even though Radiohead are only marginally more ~wracked~ than PF it seems that most of their post OK Computer material is a bit too internet dude alone at his keyboard to play quite that role (DSOTM has this kind of chill-but-really-angry-but-really-chill vibe that works quite well in this capacity) but I could imagine OK Computer at a pinch.

Actually I could imagine Odelay and/or Hello Nasty serving this role even more, though obviously that's only once you accept that this particular role within music has no strict sonic content.

― Tim F, Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTOH maybe internet dude alone at his keyboard is the new transhistorical truth of 14 year old dudeness, replacing unkempt dude alone on his unwashed bed.

― Tim F, Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dark Side of the Moon never sounded as good as when I was 13-14.

― billstevejim, Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OK Computer has been my favorite album since about a year after it was released.

― billstevejim, Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how old were you in 1998

― Tim F, Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

college freshman

― billstevejim, Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cut to Tim F. scribbling something

"interesting"

"go on"

lol

tell me about your RA

we should start randomly replacing posters with ELIZA bots

i replaced myself with "DOCTOR SBAITSO" for a few months in 2008 or 2009, nobody really noticed though, posts were too long i think

That scribbling was me making a big cross on a page while smiling and nodding.

"what i am" seriously spoiled many a car ride when i was 10

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, January 26, 2013 12:13 PM (35 minutes ago)

"JUST PLAY BUFFALO STANCE AGAIN YOU STUPID RADIO"

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, January 26, 2013 12:14 PM (33 minutes ago)

Come to think of it, I also saw Screaming Trees at the 9:30 club in 1992. And, I think, the Spin Doctors at University of Maryland in 1993. I mean, I had seen a few Fugazi shows by then - but I was still like "The Doctors are at Ritchie Coliseum, and I happen to have a pocket full of kryptonite. Let's do this thing." So weird.

― Walter Galt, Friday, January 25, 2013 10:53 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink