I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

lol

tell me about your RA

we should start randomly replacing posters with ELIZA bots

i replaced myself with "DOCTOR SBAITSO" for a few months in 2008 or 2009, nobody really noticed though, posts were too long i think

That scribbling was me making a big cross on a page while smiling and nodding.

"what i am" seriously spoiled many a car ride when i was 10

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, January 26, 2013 12:13 PM (35 minutes ago)

"JUST PLAY BUFFALO STANCE AGAIN YOU STUPID RADIO"

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, January 26, 2013 12:14 PM (33 minutes ago)

Come to think of it, I also saw Screaming Trees at the 9:30 club in 1992. And, I think, the Spin Doctors at University of Maryland in 1993. I mean, I had seen a few Fugazi shows by then - but I was still like "The Doctors are at Ritchie Coliseum, and I happen to have a pocket full of kryptonite. Let's do this thing." So weird.

― Walter Galt, Friday, January 25, 2013 10:53 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ppl are really mean about Taylor

LEAVE SWIFTIE ALONE

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, January 27, 2013 1:51 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

swift bandwagon vets for truth

― mh, Sunday, January 27, 2013 2:07 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

new dawn fades

― a la recherche du tempbans perdu (NickB), Sunday, January 27, 2013 7:42 PM

^ goldenheart b-side?

― 乒乓, Sunday, January 27, 2013 7:53 PM (1 minute ago)

Just listened to half of OK computer again before needing to wash my ears. This poll is a pretty terrible mismatch. But it got me thinking, who would be a good American opponent for Radiphead?

― cloacachella (how's life), Monday, January 28, 2013 8:33 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oavement

― Mark G, Monday, January 28, 2013 8:38 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did you mean to type mauvement

― cloacachella (how's life), Monday, January 28, 2013 8:54 AM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is it possible, then, that there's simply a huge portion about what other people like about Future that you for some reason just don't get? Worth pondering, perhaps?

― longneck, Monday, January 28, 2013 2:14 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waiting for someone to articulate this....

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, January 28, 2013 8:38 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and if you say "i like his references to space" gtfo

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, January 28, 2013 8:39 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gtufo

― beez in the katz (zvookster), Monday, January 28, 2013 8:41 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that was killer

RE: Morning Joe

Who is the female Scarborough co-host and what purpose does she serve
― Gukbe

She once was a true love of mine.
― how's life

<3

:D

i'm still holding out hope for Rush

― ciderpress, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 20:49 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yo bum, rush won't show

― Jaap and roids (NickB), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 20:50 (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Forty-five seconds!

awesome

things richard burton claimed to dislike about the irish

now that one is actually excelsior worthy

that made me O_O out loud

ah the lads!

yeah it's hilarious and horrific in roughly equal measure

al leong OTM

hahaha, i just watched paris is burning for the first time in years last nite

seandalai can you autocorrect "spin" to "car and driver"

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Death Grips dinner party would rule, as long as Death Grips wasn't actually there

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:41 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Death Grips would enter through the window and take your Brie.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ofwgkta would pile in, nibbling everything in sight

― castle grayscale (wins), Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow

lmao that went over my head on the first read

i still dgi

: /

:-D

*crosses item off bucket list*

xpost third paragraph: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/aug/10/steve-albini-odd-future

hope I don't fuck up the code, but this was slept on imo:

my dick in first place, put my dick in first place

― Jaap and roids (NickB), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:58 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fleshbot is no longer a gawker thing, got sold a couple years ago

― max, Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did the buyer leave a tip?

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

left just the tip

― 乒乓, Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so the appropriate thing to say here would be 'rimshot' right

jed post in richard burton thread is fairly extraordinary

don't be gauche, c0nor

oooookay, so i spent a week reading/listening here and rather than boring you with impressions I'll just say thanks
several new tracks i didn't know, many GREAT songs and a good opportunity to reassess what I had listened to and discarded months ago
and now i have to start the albums thread.

― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Good luck!

― emil.y, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:30 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i may need it. slogging through Animal collective now. woof.

― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not a dinner party without forks

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, they are crap names.

Were I a female hardcore DJ, I would call myself Hildegaard Von Bangin', and appear above stage shrouded in lights, wearing a strobing habit, an angel on each side, and allow myself to be slowly lowered to the decks by my angels to a soundtrack of Gregorian chant. Then I am delivered to the decks. My halo lights up. Then I slam straight into THE FUCKING MOVER and raise both fists to the heavens! THE CROWD GOES NUTS.

― moley, Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or, or, I would call myself The Red Baron. The crowd would hear a strange sound, getting louder and louder. Searchlights, strobing the ceiling, would converge on a spot directly above stage. My WWI biplane would crash through the FUCKING ROOF, smash into the stage, and explode into flames. I'd get out, ON FIRE, and be extinguished under a strobe, to the soundtrack of an air raid siren. Then I'd stride to the decks in my airman's outfit, salute the crowd, and slam straight into THE FUCKING MOVER and raise both fists to the heavens! THE CROWD GOES NUTS.

― moley, Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

MVP

The thing is, I can totally picture Moley ACTUALLY DOING THIS =)

*goes nuts*

What does "the fucking mover" refer to?

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Mover,+The

I assume

Just as funny if you don't know (like me.)

Ryan Schreiber ‏@ryanpitchfork
Also just want to thank @rkelly for weeding out the lames this year. <3

― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, February 1, 2013 9:28 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's see how happy Ryan is when R Kelly pisses in his face

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, February 1, 2013 9:28 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1856 pages that take you up until the music starts getting made! that 'authors cut' will set you back £120, normal edition; £30.

― piscesx, Friday, February 1, 2013 9:24 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How much is that in people money?

― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Friday, February 1, 2013 9:37 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha that killed me

big perp using this failed release to harvest clicks for buzzfeed using a completely contentless fluffpiece is like whiney's worst nightmare, glad he's not around to see this. could only be worse if it also had pictures of bacondogpuppies

― 乒乓, Saturday, February 2, 2013 3:13 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Return Of My Bloody Valentine [Started by JP Almeida (JP Almeida) in July 2003, last updated 4. helmikuuta 2013 14:44 by Manti and the Catfish (Trayce)] 750 new answers

What happened, did they release a new album or something?

― Tuomas, Monday, February 4, 2013 12:49 PM (1 minute ago)