I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

awesome

things richard burton claimed to dislike about the irish

now that one is actually excelsior worthy

that made me O_O out loud

ah the lads!

yeah it's hilarious and horrific in roughly equal measure

al leong OTM

hahaha, i just watched paris is burning for the first time in years last nite

seandalai can you autocorrect "spin" to "car and driver"

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Death Grips dinner party would rule, as long as Death Grips wasn't actually there

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:41 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Death Grips would enter through the window and take your Brie.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ofwgkta would pile in, nibbling everything in sight

― castle grayscale (wins), Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow

lmao that went over my head on the first read

i still dgi

: /

:-D

*crosses item off bucket list*

xpost third paragraph: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/aug/10/steve-albini-odd-future

hope I don't fuck up the code, but this was slept on imo:

my dick in first place, put my dick in first place

― Jaap and roids (NickB), Thursday, 31 January 2013 19:58 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fleshbot is no longer a gawker thing, got sold a couple years ago

― max, Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did the buyer leave a tip?

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

left just the tip

― 乒乓, Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so the appropriate thing to say here would be 'rimshot' right

jed post in richard burton thread is fairly extraordinary

don't be gauche, c0nor

oooookay, so i spent a week reading/listening here and rather than boring you with impressions I'll just say thanks
several new tracks i didn't know, many GREAT songs and a good opportunity to reassess what I had listened to and discarded months ago
and now i have to start the albums thread.

― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Good luck!

― emil.y, Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:30 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i may need it. slogging through Animal collective now. woof.

― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's not a dinner party without forks

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 January 2013 21:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, they are crap names.

Were I a female hardcore DJ, I would call myself Hildegaard Von Bangin', and appear above stage shrouded in lights, wearing a strobing habit, an angel on each side, and allow myself to be slowly lowered to the decks by my angels to a soundtrack of Gregorian chant. Then I am delivered to the decks. My halo lights up. Then I slam straight into THE FUCKING MOVER and raise both fists to the heavens! THE CROWD GOES NUTS.

― moley, Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or, or, I would call myself The Red Baron. The crowd would hear a strange sound, getting louder and louder. Searchlights, strobing the ceiling, would converge on a spot directly above stage. My WWI biplane would crash through the FUCKING ROOF, smash into the stage, and explode into flames. I'd get out, ON FIRE, and be extinguished under a strobe, to the soundtrack of an air raid siren. Then I'd stride to the decks in my airman's outfit, salute the crowd, and slam straight into THE FUCKING MOVER and raise both fists to the heavens! THE CROWD GOES NUTS.

― moley, Thursday, January 31, 2013 5:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

MVP

The thing is, I can totally picture Moley ACTUALLY DOING THIS =)

*goes nuts*

What does "the fucking mover" refer to?

http://www.discogs.com/artist/Mover,+The

I assume

Just as funny if you don't know (like me.)

Ryan Schreiber ‏@ryanpitchfork
Also just want to thank @rkelly for weeding out the lames this year. <3

― downton arby (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, February 1, 2013 9:28 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's see how happy Ryan is when R Kelly pisses in his face

― Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Friday, February 1, 2013 9:28 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1856 pages that take you up until the music starts getting made! that 'authors cut' will set you back £120, normal edition; £30.

― piscesx, Friday, February 1, 2013 9:24 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How much is that in people money?

― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Friday, February 1, 2013 9:37 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha that killed me

big perp using this failed release to harvest clicks for buzzfeed using a completely contentless fluffpiece is like whiney's worst nightmare, glad he's not around to see this. could only be worse if it also had pictures of bacondogpuppies

― 乒乓, Saturday, February 2, 2013 3:13 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Return Of My Bloody Valentine [Started by JP Almeida (JP Almeida) in July 2003, last updated 4. helmikuuta 2013 14:44 by Manti and the Catfish (Trayce)] 750 new answers

What happened, did they release a new album or something?

― Tuomas, Monday, February 4, 2013 12:49 PM (1 minute ago)

posts very much in character

well that too, but I LOLed so it's posted here.

oh yes it's worthy of this thread!

For the full effect

The Return Of My Bloody Valentine [Started by JP Almeida (JP Almeida) in July 2003, last updated 4. helmikuuta 2013 14:44 by Manti and the Catfish (Trayce)] 750 new answers

What happened, did they release a new album or something?

― Tuomas, Monday, February 4, 2013 12:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stop

― ben foster five (darraghmac), Monday, February 4, 2013 12:51 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stop
mchammer.gif
Valentine

vg+

picturing darragh with a pained expression

Yeah Darraghmac's Stop was perfect. Like he was Isaac Babel ot something.

or Canute

i feel like a kate bush tour would be successful on a leonard cohen level, which is to say a rousing success but on a smaller scale.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, February 4, 2013 4:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd be pretty surprised if she were as popular in North America as Leonard Cohen, actually.

― EveningStar (Sund4r), Monday, February 4, 2013 4:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if only janis joplin had blown her

― mookieproof, Monday, February 4, 2013 4:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd read that fanfic

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, February 4, 2013 5:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i started a 77 thread about it, but everyone on ILX defends it becaus ILX is basically turning into Tv Tropes for bands

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, February 5, 2013 6:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetaGuy

― :C (crüt), Tuesday, February 5, 2013 6:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boom

A+

link works!

There are two types of Meta Guy: a bumbling idiot who has no idea of what they're saying (or at least, not the deeper implications), or a Genre Savvy Deadpan Snarker who goes out of his way to point out flaws in each plan.

lol

CURTIS SERIOUS OWN!!!!!!!!!!!

― Confounded, Friday, 4 November 2011 01:47 (1 year ago)