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Yeah, big ups to the Mystery Jets.

I don't understand the Arctic Monkeys appreciate either. I downloaded a couple of tracks about six weeks ago, and they went straight into the trash. Who has time for this kind of generic British indie? Of course, I see no appeal whatsoever to the Kaiser Chiefs, either, so what do I know.

In real life, I like the online "tastemakers'" picks way more than the print ones, frankly. Give me Fluxblog and Pitchforkmedia's darlings over the NME and BBC, any day.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Sunday, 2 October 2005 10:47 (eighteen years ago) link

there's no tunes to the the 2 that i've heard. suss swagger all that pish but like, where's the melodies?

and they're going nowhere looking like a spotty Coral.

piscesboy, Sunday, 2 October 2005 10:59 (eighteen years ago) link

*cough* spottier Coral.

Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Sunday, 2 October 2005 11:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Notice a trend:

rubbish lite singalong tripe with crap production:

Kaiser Chiefs
Hard Fi
Dead 60s

...Arctic Monkeys

On a site like rateyourmusic.com which has contributors across the world these crap bands are rightly ignored.

Because Britain has useless playlist stations such as Xfm, Virgin, Radio 1 and no weekly competition for NME, rubbish tripe like this rises to the top like slime on a stagnant pond.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Sunday, 2 October 2005 13:04 (eighteen years ago) link

where are these rateyourmusic.com street teamers coming from?

jive session (elwisty), Sunday, 2 October 2005 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

That rateyourmusic list is a piece of crap. There are a dozen worse albums than the Kaiser Chiefs or Hard-Fi. Some people really overreact this thing in this board.

zeus (zeus), Sunday, 2 October 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, on rateyourmusic, the Kaiser Chiefs album is rated at 3.43 stars on average, which means it falls just outside of rym's Top100 of 2005. (Oasis' latest ranks at 99 with an average of 3.44)


vinegar (Koens), Sunday, 2 October 2005 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

The other thing: the Kaiser Chiefs album has been sold in 100 000 copies in the USA alone. And I really don't think there are so much NME readers there...

zeus (zeus), Sunday, 2 October 2005 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Conclusion: it's not just a British disease, they like tripe everywhere.

vinegar (Koens), Sunday, 2 October 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

More to the point, the Kaiser Chefs have a very distinctive sound and write decent songs. The Arctic Monkeys? I've already forgotten everything I've heard.

Soukesian, Sunday, 2 October 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

That's the point.

zeus (zeus), Sunday, 2 October 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Hang on, wasn't this thread supposed to be called Flush this question out ?

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 2 October 2005 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, no really please. can this kind of FUCKING BOLLOCKS please just go away. JUST GO AWAY AND STOP PLAGUING MY BRAIN! IF SOMEONE TALKS TO ME ABOUT HOW THERE'S SOME NEW BULLSHIT THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE STUFF THAT EVERYONE IGNORED BACK IN THE 70S EXCEPT ABOUT A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE AND THEN WACKS A COCKING STICKER ON IT THAT SAYS SOMETHING UTTERLY FUCKING GHEY LIKE "THE MOST IMPORTANT BAND WE'RE GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WEEK, SIGNED THE NME" PAYOLA CUNTING CRAP. I MEAN, THERE'S A BAND WHO PLAY AT MY LOCAL IN HITCHIN EVERY BLOODY WEEK WHO MAKE THIS EXACT SOUND AND ONLY THEIR FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS TURN UP TO SEE THEM AND EVEN THEY DON'T EVEN PAY THE £3 IT COSTS TO GET IN THE VENUE. NO, NO REALLY PLEASE. STOP FEEDING THE KIDS WITH THIS GUFF! I KNOW ILM IS ABOVE THIS CRAP BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER THAN TO BE REELED IN BY HEADLINES THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "THE ROCK'N'ROLL BAND WHO WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER" WEEK IN WEEK OUT AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN THE NEWSSTAND IN TESCOS EVERY TIME. EVERY FUCKING TIME. GET THE MESSAGE - THERE IS MORE TO MUSIC THAN THIS KIND OF COCKING BULLSHIT. PLEASE SOMEONE DO ME A BIG FAVOUR AND PUMP 10,000 GALLONS OF UNTREATED EFFLUENT THROUGH THE NME OFFICE'S LETTERBOX PRONTO.

AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?

dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 2 October 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

"PAYOLA CUNTING CRAP"

OTM. Nobody talks about it, but I must have ten music TV channels playing what seems like less than a dozen tracks over and over, all day long. This doen't happen by accident. "Taste-makers", my arse.

Soukesian, Sunday, 2 October 2005 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I've liked Arctic Monkeys way more than Kaisers or Hard-Fi, but that's almost entirely because of the dude's voice. They sound like The Fall to me.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 October 2005 08:01 (eighteen years ago) link

dog latin -

Capitalism: An economic system in which the means of production are privately owned and controlled and which is characterized by competition and the profit motive.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 3 October 2005 08:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha, wow I need to stop going on the computer when I'm drunk.

Not sure what you're telling me here though Marcello...

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 3 October 2005 09:03 (eighteen years ago) link

What I'm saying is that the NME probably needs the Arctic Monkeys more than vice versa.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 3 October 2005 09:15 (eighteen years ago) link

The NME needs scrapping is what it needs.

dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 3 October 2005 09:32 (eighteen years ago) link

DJ Martian not to thread please!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 3 October 2005 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link

dog latin = rock.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 3 October 2005 10:48 (eighteen years ago) link

FUCK YEAH! That was a tremendous rant dog latin.

Stew (stew s), Monday, 3 October 2005 10:59 (eighteen years ago) link

dog latin OTMFM drunk or not.

THERE IS MORE TO MUSIC THAN THIS

That, for me is the nub. How much further inward can the horizons and expectations of mainstream 'indie' travel before the whole thing completely implodes? I think the answer is that it's already at that point creatively. The A*ctic Gibbons are not taking us on a fantastic voyage of "whoa! what was that?!" anytime soon.

The NME will be completely fucked (this time) if they fail to catch on to the next big wave of stuff more exciting than this piffle in time.

When students realise that the publication has less than 0.1% of a real clue about music (compare it with it's 1990's self even and it wasn't SO bad, even in the britpop/big-beat years ther was a smidge of diversity) and really is just a (grotty) lifestyle mag, they are as doomed as Melody Maker.

fandango (fandango), Monday, 3 October 2005 11:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Dom otm.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Monday, 3 October 2005 11:08 (eighteen years ago) link

When the Arctic Monkeys discover drugs and the second album syndrome.. . we'll need another Libertines, Artctic Monkeysstrike.

fandango (fandango), Monday, 3 October 2005 11:09 (eighteen years ago) link

fandango (fandango), Monday, 3 October 2005 11:09 (eighteen years ago) link

But they haven't record their first album yet. Probably they will discover drugs before that!

zeus (zeus), Monday, 3 October 2005 11:50 (eighteen years ago) link

arctic back monkeys

jimmy glass (electricsound), Monday, 3 October 2005 11:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I love The Guardian:

According to one estimate there are already 142 different versions of various Arctic Monkeys songs floating around on the internet, some recorded by fans at concerts.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/news/story/0,11711,1593705,00.html

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 17 October 2005 08:22 (eighteen years ago) link

It must be terribly exciting for them.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 17 October 2005 08:51 (eighteen years ago) link

i like them, i downloaded thier album last night and its cool fun

Idle Idle (idleidleidle), Monday, 17 October 2005 09:34 (eighteen years ago) link

They're no Tripswitch Hinterland and that's for sure.

I like the Sheffield references, mainly as I seem to be loving Sheffield again, for some unearthly reason. apart from that, it's just same old same old. Or as they say in Thailand: same same but different

Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 17 October 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I love the Artic Monkeys stuff. Definatly recomend it.
Found a good site that has loads of their stuff www.tunetribe.com
can't find their offical site though

Max russull, Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Strangely enough, an unusually high number (greater than 10) of posters on this thread propping the AMs are unique posters, IE their posts on this thread are the only thing they've ever posted on ILM. Actually, nearly all of the pro-AMs posters are uniques. Funny, that.

Googlers?

Linked from another message board?

Street team?

Does street-teaming message boards count as spam?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I think they're a good group, based on one hearing of one song.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread is #90 on Google for Arctic Monkeys.

mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I got two emails based on what I said on this thread telling me I must be nuts for not liking the Arctic Monkeys!

Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

This is like 'Invasion of the body snatchers" . . hang on, there's someone at the door . . aaaaaargh!

Soukesian, Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

How come these idiots can find google's 90th hit, but can't find the "Artic Monkeys offical site" WHEN IT'S THE FIRST LINK IT GIVES?

I want a tribute band called the Artex Monkeys.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Or the Arsehole Monkeys.

Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 20 October 2005 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread is number three on search for "Artic Monkeys."

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Even when you search for "Artic Monkeys", the "offical site" is still the top link.

Max russull must be as thick as a brick.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 20 October 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Hang on a minute these lads are 19 bar 1 who is 20 give them a break and respect the for what they have achieved, just by getting this reaction from u lot at that age shows that they have something special.Dont be so quick to criticise.They are doing positive music for the british youth, unlike other crybaby groups that seem to be flooding the industry at the minute.

asgarner, Sunday, 23 October 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I respect nothing. This includes you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 October 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Another point is I would rather these lads be in the charts making music rather than so-called stars using samples and calling themselves ARTISTS.If I took a self portrait from a famous artist such as van Gough drew a moustache and a hat on it would I get any recognition.

asgarner, Sunday, 23 October 2005 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

A reply I would expect from a person with a name like like that.

asgarner, Sunday, 23 October 2005 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

A reply I would expect from a person with a name like like that.

What, "Ned"? Ooh, ooh! Do me next!

telephone thing, Sunday, 23 October 2005 03:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Or maybe a name like "van Gough". Izzis who you mean? Cuz she'd look funny with a mustache.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/gypsyfrocksbedlam/moiravangough.jpg

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 23 October 2005 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"Van Gough" (pronounced "Van Goff" of course) leads me to imagine a sort of scruffy, vaguely creepy hobo-artist with a ragged top hat (and possibly a glass eye) who hangs out on street corners terrifying the gentry with unsavory propositions like "Paint yer nekkid for a sovereign, guv'nor."

telephone thing, Sunday, 23 October 2005 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link

He has also trained his lice, fleas and other parasites to sing. He calls them Mr. Van Gough's Astonishing Circus of Wonder (Admission 5p; No Women, Those of Faint Disposition, or Irish).

telephone thing, Sunday, 23 October 2005 04:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Good album -- I guess they've entered their Morrissey circa '89 phase where it's all jangle and semi-acerbic couplets.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

Like this album a lot.

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

the lyrics he wrote for the submarine were dreadful. hopefully he doesnt overwrite the life out of each line on this album like he did there.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

new single! won't win over any naysayers but it's sweet enough to be going on with

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2013/jun/19/arctic-monkeys-do-i-wanna-know?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487

piscesx, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link

Jeez, this is great. Dunno why I didn't expect it because they always deliver, but this is a belter.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 24 June 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

When Album?

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 08:00 (ten years ago) link

September

Iain Mew (if), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 08:27 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

lol. glad i get to bump this thread, some good posts above like that dave matthews thread.

anyway, watch this fucking asshole:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOVT5ujsr8s

lololol

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 31 August 2014 01:18 (nine years ago) link

i love the parts when you can see people milling around in the background just not even paying attention or giving the slightest shit

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 31 August 2014 01:21 (nine years ago) link

oh well this is old i guess (july) so there was probably already a thread about it. never mind, carry on

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 31 August 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link


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