If no ballbusting objects are available, you can always try punching or elbowing yourself in the balls
― paolo, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
Seriously though, don't punch yourself in the hangers! Don't try it!
― paolo, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
Always sad that this concentrated so much on home activities and didn't offer much ball-crushing advice for the man on the go.
― this is called money bags (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link