I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

dying

a pretty routine funk band formless jamming and prince mostly watched and or diddled around on keyboards every once in a while

bummed I apparently missed this rare live performance of the N.E.W.S. album in its entirety

― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, March 4, 2013 4:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get over it!

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, March 3, 2013 2:32 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ things don henley says to teenage prostitutes who are mad he stole their drugs

― some dude, Sunday, March 3, 2013 2:34 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IT'S A STRONG ONE

there's gonna be a lot of great video of people getting repeatedly jacked for their Google Glass tho

― "Bellini." (DJP), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno, everyone thought the ipad was doomed too

― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 March 2013 20:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the ipad would have been doomed if it was called the ihat

― iatee, Monday, 4 March 2013 20:44 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/522740_342293792538157_571851336_n.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, March 4, 2013 7:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

daaamn looks like the steinbrenners aren't the only ones to have owned the yankees~~

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, March 4, 2013 7:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

On her last day at one job, her 75-year-old supervisor asked her to help move some heavy things in her house. In her garage, the supervisor opened a door from which issued a blinding stream of light.

“It was a huge room filled with her own field of marijuana plants,” Ms. Schiller said. “She conscripted me for no pay to harvest it overnight. She makes $35,000 per crop and it goes straight to her retirement account.”

The intern’s payment the next morning: a breakfast burrito.

!!!

― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, March 4, 2013 9:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dear high times magazine,

i thought the letters here were fake until something similar happening to me!

― Mordy, Monday, March 4, 2013 9:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

lol @ the yankees thing

lol @ mordy

It feels like this strategy of connecting with fans and plugging into your base and discovering the future of music is 99% branding yourself as the kind of person who is great at connecting with fans and 1% actual connecting with fans.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, March 5, 2013 3:01 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like she is doing a lot of connecting, whether it's selling wine bottles or sleeping in their houses, tbfair

― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 5, 2013 3:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or asking for their free labour

― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 5, 2013 3:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if anything, she's connecting too much

― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 5, 2013 3:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"please show us on the doll where Amanda Palmer connected with you"

― "Bellini." (DJP), Tuesday, March 5, 2013 4:00 PM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is there really still a thread where people are talking about Amanda Palmer?

was gonna say tbh

don't try and cover up the abuse

she just did a TED talk so

she just did a TED talk tonight, must've been something she said

We won't be silenced!

talking to CGI toy bears?

I just slept in your house tonight ... it must have been something you said

lol

Re: Hugo Chavez:

--

a buncha good links in this Slate article: http://www.theforce.net/kids/coruscant/probe_droid/palpatine.jpg

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 6, 2013 9:08 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's got some good building meter data too

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, March 6, 2013 9:19 AM (5 hours ago)

Omfg

hahah

And, amazingly, this showed up on the Star Wars 7 Shit Talk thread. What is it about Shakey and Star Wars threads?

empty posturing from a loathsome senator? tell me more

― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, March 6, 2013 4:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol wrong thread sorry

― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, March 6, 2013 4:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well theoretically you could be talking about palpatine

― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 6, 2013 4:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha what a day for that. It's like the Far Side/Dennis the Menace caption mixups! (Thanks, Ned.)

another day, another Palpatine link

If you crossed Harry with Mick Hucknall you'd get the guy from Toploader.

― Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Thursday, March 7, 2013 6:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*ponders googling "Harry Styles Muick Hucknall slashfic", declines*

― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, March 7, 2013 6:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugh...
Hucknall clearly has a huge boner for them...
One Direction May Be The Next Beatles: Mick Hucknall Says.
“I rather like One Direction, I think they’re good. People can be snobby and say they don’t write their own songs, but it’s the pop industry.”
He added: “When the Beatles first started they were a boyband and then, through their writing, they merged into something else. So who knows what’s going to happen for One Direction.”

― Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Thursday, March 7, 2013 7:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mick sighed with relief as he put down the phone. He was beginning to think the journalist would never stop asking him questions.

Suddenly he felt the touch of soft fingers on the back of his neck, running slowly upwards to bury themselves in his flaming red locks.

"So, you 'rather like' One Direction, eh?" laughed Harry, his eyes shining with playful intent in the soft candlelight which lit the silk-draped room. "Oh, if only they knew. If only they knew..."

Then they fucked etc.

― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, March 7, 2013 7:51 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl chortling

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f5/BrettAnderson.jpg/220px-BrettAnderson.jpg

"Have you ever tried it that way?"

"Muck Hicknall"

maybe the britishers were really proud of how people from new zealand had made a whole movie

― iatee, Wednesday, March 6, 2013 9:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

by jove that island's done it

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, March 6, 2013 9:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Newsie-wewsie Zealand

A young girl was walking along a beach upon which thousands of horses had been washed up during a terrible storm. When she came to each horse, she would pick it up, and throw it back into the ocean. People watched her with amusement.

She had been doing this for some time when a man approached her and said, “Little girl, why are you doing this? Look at this beach! You can’t save all these horses. You can’t begin to make a difference!”

The girl seemed crushed, suddenly deflated. But after a few moments, she bent down, picked up another horse, and hurled it as far as she could into the ocean. Then she looked up at the man and replied,

“Well, I made a difference to that one!”

― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, March 7, 2013 2:19 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

presumed that was from RIDING GIANTESS

Anthony Bourdain must be terrible in bed, right? Overly concerned with looking cool and he'd stop mid-thrust to talk about meeting Dee Dee Ramone when both were strung out.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, March 8, 2013 9:40 AM (1 minute ago)

lol

Actually the only way I'd ever respect Eric Clapton even a little bit is if he changes the name of this album to I'M AN ASSHOLE

― cwkiii, Friday, March 8, 2013 7:39 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Clapton had his pic taken on Tanned Penis Island shortly before Sting's house burned.

― Vol. 3: The Life & Times of E. "Boom" Carter (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, March 8, 2013 3:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i heard a story from some people who worked on a pretty high profile...ancillary star wars entertainment product ....

anyway they heard word that lucas was very excited about the project and was, in fact, so excited about it that he had come up with a brand new character expressly for this project that would become part of the official star wars canon, etc.

obviously everyone was really excited.

the day came for lucas to meet with them. lucas coming to their offices was basically like the fuckin' pope or president coming, huge deal, big preparation, everyone's buzzing around etc etc

so they finally sit down with lucas in the conference room, and he starts by saying how impressed he was, how he wanted this product to be a real core part of star wars lore, blah blah blah...

then he says, "So the character I've created for the [project] is..."

*everyone leans forward, anticipating with bated breath*

"....Darth...Icky"

so they're like, "Darth...Icky"

and he's like, "yes, Darth Icky - I-C-K-Y" and begins to explain the character

so then after they were all freaking out like how the fuck are we gonna write around this retarded character etc, eventually they just drug their feet on it for long enough that lucas had moved on to his next brilliant idea and forgot about it and the public never knew of Darth Icky.

― u r the best magician ever. my bad levitate me pls (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, March 8, 2013 5:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, i completely believe that story

I was going to say.

and he's like, "yes, Darth Icky - I-C-K-Y" and begins to explain the character

this is what kills me

Darth Stinky
Darth Yuck
Darth Slimy

"see, he's ICKY is what he is"

Darth Doyousee

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/struggin/Untitled.png

Those are some weird tits.

agony tits

srs tits