The Playstation 3 is IDENTITY THEFT

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btw I am a terrible person to ask about most PS exclusives because the vast majority of them can suck a nut IMO

for example, Infamous is a total dick

"Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

im still early in, but so far i dont dig the controls much in infamous 2 - i am going to have to remap a lot of controls on games (where possible) because put the aim and shoot triggers on l1/r1 instead of l2/r2 is just super stupid to me.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

big fat xbox hands crush puny controllar may be a contributing factor here

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

or maybe Infamous as a game franchise is a giant shitstain, signed A Dude Who Is Physically Incapable of Aiming

"Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

motorstorm apocalypse is wonderful imo

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah that would not help, the aiming is fairly finicky as far as i can tell.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

I realized I was not going to be capable of playing Infamous when I died repeatedly during the first "mission" after the tutorial, where 5 guys slowly walked towards me in the middle of a park and I couldn't kill ANY of them

"Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

uncharted 2 is really good; uncharted 3 is too much of an interactive movie not enough of a game imo

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

GET: Orange Box, Demon/Dark Souls, Touch my Katamari (if you can get it cheap and you can)

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

are motorstorm apocalypse or motorstorm pacific rift big step ups from the original?

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten)

Nah - they are kind of the same. The most different is the third one because the tracks have elements that change / destruct each time you race through it, plus it has a horned in story mode. Handling and crashing is the same throughout all three, pretty much. Pacific Rift has some good tracks. The bummer is that the first two games have lost their online servers & really half of those games was the multiplayer - single player is kind of boring after not too long (not enough tracks or variety or something).

The Motorstorm RC game is my favorite though (and it doesn't have online except for leaderboards).

JCL, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

i'd definitely like to hear some more PS3-exclusive recs too. Yakuza games? White Knight Chronicles or other RPGs? PSN stuff?

Nhex, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

Tokyo Jungle is very very silly but also a lot of fun if you like vague post-apocalyptic animal simulators

"Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

what if i LOVE them

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

then HOLD ONTO YOUR HAT

"Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

forks still said my favorite thing ever about TJ:

i have unlocked the gazelle, the cat, the beagle and OMG the chick which is like controlling a bumblebee and instadeath
my cat is kind of a badass now. I took down a dairy cow. here's how bad the graphics are: i initially thought it was a panda.
it should be noted that everytime you breed, the game restarts with those stats... even though it doesn't tell you that!

"Bellini." (DJP), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

the hilariously bad graphics are a definite bonus for Tokyo Jungle.

Here's the C+ P 2012 PS/PSN games of note:

Need for Speed: Most Wanted
Quantum Conundrum
I Am Alive
Pro Evolution Soccer 2013
Far Cry 3
Atelier Meruru: The Apprentice of Arland
MotorStorm: RC
Soulcalibur V
Doom 3: BFG Edition
Final Fantasy XIII-2
Machinarium
Assassin's Creed III
Journey
Tokyo Jungle
Sine Mora
Skullgirls
Double Dragon Neon
Rock Band Blitz
Sound Shapes
Knytt Underground

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

i will cosign Journey, Tokyo Jungle and Sound Shapes as must buys especially given they equal roughly the cost of one triple A game
Oh and if you're digging you should get into all the old pixeljunk games, they hold up

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

best JRPG is Valkyria Chronicles, beautiful watercolor artwork, plays like a strategy RPG like Fire Emblem or FF Tactics but without the grid. steer well clear of White Knight Chronicles and FF13, both terrible. 3D Dot Game Heroes is ok if you want an oldschool Zelda fix. Ni No Kuni is gorgeous, battle system gets a bit repetitive after a while though.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah, Valkyria Chronicles! i keep forgetting about that, been wanting to play that since forever.

Nhex, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

valkyria is awesome

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

i am half in love with quantum conundrum but it has some of the worst first person platforming EVER. its a fucking puzzle game, don't make me do the same sloppy 1st pers jumps a bunch of times in a row after i figure the puzzle out.

#1 complaint abt puzzle/platformers in general, esp when combined with front perspective. not far into it yet, but that closure thing on ps+ seems to get that right, jumping as game design, not player torture.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

i may go back to QQ, but the jumping did frustrate me. honestly it really remind me of much Portal got right

Nhex, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

ok so...bought 5 more games on the cheap yesterday:

motorstorm:apocalypse
uncharted 1
uncharted 2
enslaved
3d dot game heroes

no i havent bought wipeout hd yet, and for that i apologize

any thoughts on these? only had time to play uncharted 1, and so far i really like it! manages to pull off the semi-indy funny adventure vibe without being hamfisted about it, and only had to endure one irritating timed platforming section so far. combat seems like it might suck a bit, but i am hoping that aspect is sorta downplayed in favor of tomb-raidery puzzle platforming.

oh duh and i also played the first part of enslaved, and liked what i saw, but got to that point of tired where my skills radically slip so i quit before getting much further than i did when i played the demo.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

if you like uncharted you're gonna love 2.

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

am i right in thinking that the combat is going to be pretty limited, or does it get better if not?

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

the clerk at gamestop slipped me a GOTY version of uncharted 2 with sort of a wink wink vibe, which seemed cool until i realized that the bonus content all seems to be multiplayer based, which uh who gives a fuck

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

uncharted 1/2/3 are all the same shit which is basically interactive indiana jones movies so ymmv but it's fun to show what hte system can do.
enslaved got old fast for me. Same for 3d dot heroes unfortunately; it just wears thin. maybe i need to retry it.

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

why are you wasting your time with this shit when you could be playing Wipeout HD

btw did you know you can upload and use your own music playlists in Wipeout HD

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

2 is so much better

combat doesnt change much but it seemed smoother in 2

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

and 3 was forgettable

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

hay I bought a PS3 last week, I have Ni No Kuni for it, what else should I get (from all however many years of PS3's existence)

would like some:
- JRPGs I won't finish
- maybe a couple of the objectively best open-world actiony games (is this Red Dead Redemption?)
- weird shit

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Saturday, 9 March 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

yeah Red Dead Redemption rules. Skyrim is prob the next best open world game but old west is better than fantasy imo.

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 9 March 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

silby you really should get Yakuza 3+4. The most enjoyable combination of all your criteria.

oppet, Saturday, 9 March 2013 10:24 (eleven years ago) link

FYI Closure is kind of cool

Darth Icky (DJP), Saturday, 9 March 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

So when I get wipeout hd should I just go ahead and get fury bundled with it?

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 9 March 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

YES

also when you get it we need to schedule some race time

Darth Icky (DJP), Saturday, 9 March 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

now it's all clear

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 March 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

100% cosign on yakuza 3

adam, Sunday, 10 March 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

Tried to buy wipeout hd, but ps3 refuses to steal my identity, or recognize my credit card

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 10 March 2013 06:23 (eleven years ago) link

Bought god of war saga priced wrong (8.99) at GameStop tonight

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 10 March 2013 06:25 (eleven years ago) link

Potential wipeout hd online race party? I'M IN.

ledge, Sunday, 10 March 2013 09:16 (eleven years ago) link

there is a demo, but otoh i am REALLY lazy

i remember someone here hating on it, don't remember which thread it was in though

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

not that one... but ah well

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

I thought the demo of I Am Alive was boring as hell but I never played the full game.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone who doesn't have rayman origins yet should get on that.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

quantum conundrum just hit the "fuck you you fucking fuck" level of frustration last night for me on the last level in the yellow wing.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

hence this thread right here: First Person Platforming - has anyone ever gotten this right?

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

haha oh man, I got to that point about 5 seconds into the intro tbh

OTOH Closure seems to be bordering on amazing?

Darth Icky (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link


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