WRATHCHILD - something red, like a bloody maryRAINBOW IN THE DARK - tequila sunrise maybeELECTRIC EYE - blue curacao something or other but tuff, not lameACE OF SPADES - black russian?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
What would go in a Dark Magus?
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
blood, organs
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
BLACK FUNERAL = customer holds their arm over the bar, bartender slits their wrist and drains blood into a shot glass, adds tequila - drink
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
emil.y, it's so sad, near to where I live Green Day has a stake in this diner where there are dishes weakly named after punk songs, it's such a groaning facepalm, like I swear one of the dishes is called "God Save the Turkey Giblets" or something
― today's tom soy yum, mean mean thai (Spectrist), Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
Hahahaha, that's so awful it almost circles back to being brilliant. Almost.
― emil.y, Thursday, 14 March 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
I'm surprised that no cheesy microbrews have ever done a Bitches Brew with a picture of the owner's dog on the label painted in a mati klarwein style.
― wk, Thursday, 14 March 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
Oh there are some brilliant suggestion in here! Thanks! I'll be giving the menus later this week and I'll let you know which ones we ended up using.
We actually have a meat lovers pizza called Captain Beefheart already!
― Moka, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
xp Well, there was this from Dogfish Head a couple of years ago:http://www.totalwine.com/_static/webupload/730/1_112762750_3.jpg
― Darth Magus (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
yay moka!
ILX WORLDFAP AT MOKA'S BAR EVERYBODY
let's hit it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
you should name the non-alcoholic drink "the Gary Glitter"
― Poliopolice, Friday, 15 March 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
xp Well, there was this from Dogfish Head a couple of years ago:
oh nice. it seemed to obvious to not have been done but google wasn't turning anything up.
― wk, Friday, 15 March 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
Late entry for the * gin, green mint, mineral water shot.
The Green Manalishi
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
oooh nice one
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
p Well, there was this from Dogfish Head a couple of years ago:
Which, in turn, reminds me of this other jazz-themed beer:
http://www.northcoastbrewing.com/images/brand-BroThelo.jpg
― jaymc, Friday, 15 March 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
I wanted to try that! But it was $$ so I bought cheap beer instead
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
I've been trying to think of a rock name for Fisu (shot of Fisherman's Friend-infused vodka, popular in Nordic countries) but the only thing I can think of is FISH FROM MARILLION. Which isn't good.
― emil.y, Friday, 15 March 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
Call it Party At Ground Zero!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
ie Fishbone!
^^ winner
― Darth Icky (DJP), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link
I would soooo drink that too. It sounds awesome
You can make your own! As illustrated by me, here: ITR PRESENTS: LETS TALK ABOUT BOOZE
― emil.y, Friday, 15 March 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
yay! I am def going to try that!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
Mudshark!
― wk, Friday, 15 March 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
an all-queen drink menu:
sheer heart attackdeath on two legsdragon attackmarch of the black queenlap of the gods
― fact checking cuz, Friday, 15 March 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
Seven Seas of Rye
― wk, Friday, 15 March 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
still think GAY DAD is a great idea, not sure what should go in it though. maybe seagram's and otter pop juice?
― In The Magical Breasts of Britney Spears, Van Cleave makes unforgettabl (Matt P), Friday, 15 March 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
bohemian rhapsody: jagerbomb with bohemia beer
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 March 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
nice
― how's life, Friday, 15 March 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago) link
VH made for this:
Dance The Night AwayPanamaDrop Dead Legs
― how's life, Friday, 15 March 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
ooh the Dolls:
Personality CrisisBabylonJet Boy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
the well bourbon should be called cruisers creek
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2013 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
Oh shit I need to resurrect/pay attention to that ITR thread it is full of useful pro tips
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 16 March 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
I tried a glass once, based on the name alone, but was disappointed. Then again, I'm not a dark beer person at all (more IPA), so I have no one to blame but myself.
― Darth Magus (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 16 March 2013 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
Phew first day opening today. It was fucking exhausting. Full house though and people said they loved the place and the drinks, really slow service but theres a learning curve for everything i guess.
I ended up using several shot names from here so cheers and thank you ilxors!! There are some great ones later on the thread but didnt get the chance to use them, will try them in the near future. here's what made it so far: (black betty, foxy lady, supernaut, money, keith mooner and barracuda) most popular shot today was the hunky dory. Ill post pics of the place soon.
Word of advice dont open a bar ever. Good money but its not fun at all, at least the first few days. Ill go bald over the stress of the past few days.
― Moka, Saturday, 16 March 2013 09:27 (eleven years ago) link
In all seriousness, best thread ever.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 16 March 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
"The Alexgeddyneil":
* lemon, coffee, vodka
― your fretless ways (Eazy), Saturday, 16 March 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
Has anyone said rum sodomy & the lash yet? Re beefheart, there is a variety if tomato called couer de bouef so you could make a regular bloody Mary as long as you lied about what kind of tomato you were juicing.
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Saturday, 16 March 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
you should name your jaegerblasters something like stratoblaster or teleblaster.
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
i would call that an lj in a red dress, respectfully.
(nothing but) flowers - an all-floral liqueur concoction, like st. germain & creme de violette & whatnot. sounds horrible.
would drink a bitchin' camaro, regardless of what was in it.
― slugbuggy, Saturday, 16 March 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
uh I meant coeur de boeuf above obv :-/
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
me and my boeuf, and my boeuf, boeuf, ridin
― C: (crüt), Saturday, 16 March 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
TWISTER SNIFTER
Brandy, Lemon
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
TWISTEd
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
might I suggest some poodle shotsTALK DIRTY TO MEBAD MEDICINELOVE BITESCHERRY PIEMIDNIGHT IN TOKYO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
VegemiteGrrl, I feel like you're going to be a valuable ally when the strippers poll rolls around.
― how's life, Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
i got u boo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 March 2013 22:37 (eleven years ago) link