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ppl who pronounce wimbledon as WIMBLETON

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:55 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol I do that, whatevs I grew up on a farm I've already risen above my station, bite me uk

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

Untergrount, overgrount
Wombling free
The Wombles of Wimbleton
Common are we
Making goot use
of the things that we find
Things that the everytay
folks leave behint

Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

xpst m@tt - you're still a savage but I'll walk it back and say that you're not disgusting <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

Gotta get some [matzah] tomorrow. My Catholic in-laws (with whom we are staying for another week and a half) will be very confused.

― quincie, Sunday, March 24, 2013 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait till they hear what it's made with

― zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, March 24, 2013 10:35 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Monday, 25 March 2013 06:23 (eleven years ago) link

Referring to Reality Bites:

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i didn't realize/care enough back in 1994, but i just realized that this movie was set in Houston. this movie would have been much improved if the Geto Boys had shown up and re-enacted one of their songs (maybe "mind of a lunatic") using the characters as their victims.

― pancakes and sizzurp (Eisbaer), Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:29 AM (8 hours ago)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

woah reality bites was set in houston??? so weird

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

Duh.

go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

lol sorry - it is weird. It always felt like it should have been Austin or something.

go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

could have sworn it was austin! i hate that movie fyi

goole, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

ethan hawke is so dreadful! winona was a putz for dumping the ben stiller character!!

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

Obviously none of you were 16 yr old white girls when this came out.

go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

And Stiller was a total asshole! He ruined her art, man.

go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

I was

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

Were not.

go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

ice cold bluff calling itt

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

smdh @ ENBB enforcing outdated gender roles

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

I dint wanna say but it hurt to the core

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

lol

go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

she shouldn't have gotten w/ either Stiller or Hawke.

she should've gotten w/ me lol.

pancakes and sizzurp (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago) link

doily dress, crazy braless boobs. i laughed til I cried in the theater at that scene and I will love this movie forever.

winona wins 4 life

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

owned movie + soundtrack

best not to review the movie as an adult fwiw

purp (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

youuuuu saaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

Obviously none of you were 16 yr old white girls when this came out.

no, but hope springs eternal!

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

Interesting anecdote: when Borges went to school in Switzerland her teacher would pronounce his surname to rhyme with forge. Poor guy! At one point, people mispronounced my name, as well!

― kafkaesque (c21m50nh3x460n), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:57 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya that '2' is really throwing me too tbh

― mister borges (darraghmac), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 4:03 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol i missed that the first time round

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

hate to give one up (been a dry run lately) but that was an xpost ;_;

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

DONT RUIN MY FUN

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link

i just dont wanna lead anyone on at my age tbrr

mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

a terrible man for the false lols

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

Obviously none of you were 16 yr old white girls when this came out.

I was a 13 year old white girl when it came out, and I still thought it sucked.

emil.y, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

As a 12 year old white boy I thought "oh Winona Ryder"

Gukbe, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

3 years makes all the difference at that age.

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:20 (eleven years ago) link

As a 12 year old white boy I thought "oh Winona Ryder"

― Gukbe, Tuesday, March 26, 2013 9:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is still basically all this movie has to offer IMHO

but i say this as a one-time 18 year old white boy who actually paid money to see this in the theater:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9N_5IgiDY7A/Tpwwm49NK8I/AAAAAAAAN3E/id9IPvQ9R2o/s320/lostsouls.jpg

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

I was such a nerd by that point I think I went to see it because it was Janusz Kaminski's directorial debut. And because of Winona Ryder.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

Are these all new ones, dodododo?

― Mark G, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:28 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What is wrong with you Mark, Jealous again? You are a disturbed person. You people are disturbed. It is like ganging up on Enya. She is so sweet and romantic. You must be very cold in the sack.

― dodododo, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:30 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:04 (eleven years ago) link

gone too soon

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

I wish that really had been Doddodo.

emil.y, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

OK new SN right there.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

My ex was mad into Doddodo, would not stop raving about her after a gig some years back

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago) link

glumdalclitch

buzza, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

When [Gulliver] comes ashore, he is captured by a giant farmer, who perceives Gulliver only as an animal, a freak of nature resembling man-shaped mouse. He takes Gulliver home and gives him to his nine-year-old daughter, a child of average size in her land who nevertheless towers over Gulliver. She makes Gulliver her pet, creates a small travel case for him (a miniature bed-chamber in a box), and is amused to play with him as if he were a doll. Gulliver grows very fond of the girl, and gives her the pet name of Glumdalclitch, or "little nurse" in the Brobdingian language.

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

3rd time you've posted my name buzza

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago) link

i know, i thought it would be more

glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 04:51 (eleven years ago) link

RE: Spotify -

God, I miss ripping off Columbia House.
― pplains, Tuesday, March 26, 2013

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

3rd time you've posted my name buzza

― glumdalclitch, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 4:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and like beetlejuice you appear!

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

glumdalclitch was already here!

Drugs A. Money, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

jesusfootprints.jpg

s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

that assumes you paid off the mortgage in the first place

― 乒乓, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and that you bought a place in the first place

― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no i bought a place in the second place

― 乒乓, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in the first place, I bought my second place on 3rd Pl.

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whos on ilx

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Big HOOS aka the placebuyer

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

s.clover, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

loooolriffic

even this c snides against us (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago) link


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