I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

As a 12 year old white boy I thought "oh Winona Ryder"

3 years makes all the difference at that age.

As a 12 year old white boy I thought "oh Winona Ryder"

― Gukbe, Tuesday, March 26, 2013 9:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is still basically all this movie has to offer IMHO

but i say this as a one-time 18 year old white boy who actually paid money to see this in the theater:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9N_5IgiDY7A/Tpwwm49NK8I/AAAAAAAAN3E/id9IPvQ9R2o/s320/lostsouls.jpg

I was such a nerd by that point I think I went to see it because it was Janusz Kaminski's directorial debut. And because of Winona Ryder.

Are these all new ones, dodododo?

― Mark G, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:28 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What is wrong with you Mark, Jealous again? You are a disturbed person. You people are disturbed. It is like ganging up on Enya. She is so sweet and romantic. You must be very cold in the sack.

― dodododo, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:30 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gone too soon

I wish that really had been Doddodo.

OK new SN right there.

My ex was mad into Doddodo, would not stop raving about her after a gig some years back

glumdalclitch

When [Gulliver] comes ashore, he is captured by a giant farmer, who perceives Gulliver only as an animal, a freak of nature resembling man-shaped mouse. He takes Gulliver home and gives him to his nine-year-old daughter, a child of average size in her land who nevertheless towers over Gulliver. She makes Gulliver her pet, creates a small travel case for him (a miniature bed-chamber in a box), and is amused to play with him as if he were a doll. Gulliver grows very fond of the girl, and gives her the pet name of Glumdalclitch, or "little nurse" in the Brobdingian language.

3rd time you've posted my name buzza

i know, i thought it would be more

RE: Spotify -

God, I miss ripping off Columbia House.
― pplains, Tuesday, March 26, 2013

3rd time you've posted my name buzza

― glumdalclitch, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 4:50 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and like beetlejuice you appear!

glumdalclitch was already here!

jesusfootprints.jpg

that assumes you paid off the mortgage in the first place

― 乒乓, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and that you bought a place in the first place

― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no i bought a place in the second place

― 乒乓, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in the first place, I bought my second place on 3rd Pl.

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whos on ilx

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Big HOOS aka the placebuyer

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loooolriffic

Just found out the headliners for this years Glasto. How do those headliners appeal to you?

― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*drones launched* Sorry, what?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they have the equity in their house. that is something that is worth money. just like other things that are worth money, like money.

― iatee, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why are you guys arguing with iatee about property

do you just enjoy the sensation of hitting your head against a wall

― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's one of the big reasons for buying a house

― iatee, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha awesome xpost

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wasn't an xpost

well, then its not funny.

too late you excelsiored it

excelsior under review

probably going to just throw it back down to a lower court

What does your ILXor look like?

i rarely post anything here any more but that thread actually made me cry laughing

otm

my name is peck. what pecks? birds peck. what is a bird? a dove. i, gregory peck, present "the dove"

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 29, 2013 3:39 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a peck is a quarter of a bushel. what is less than a bushel? a bush. what is worth less in a bush than in your hand? a bird. a dove is a bird.

go get intimate with yourselves and your old Lionel Ritchie records.

hello, it is me i'm looking for

― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, March 30, 2013 1:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I expect that thread to get more excelsior as the afternoon wanes.

What thread?

hall & oates

Meanwhile, from elder days:

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my brother used to work at a movie theater and there was always a car in the parking lot with a variety of Queensryche-themed bumper stickers, my favorite being: GOT RYCHE? I used to occupy a lot of time trying to guess which coworker might possess the Rychemobile.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, December 16, 2002 8:15 PM (10 years ago)

XD

no but it's really not necessarily true that it contains every possible number sequence just because it's infinite and non-repeating

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

much in the same way that there's no reason to believe monkeys would eventually type shakespear. They could just wind up typing "kkkkkkkkk" forever.

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

racist monkeys

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"What do you think are your best and worst qualities?"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a lasagna?"

― 誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, April 2, 2013 10:36 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"A lasagna doesn't ENJOY getting baked...if you know what I mean bro. L'chaim."

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 10:42 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

Hahaha

loooooool

omg yes

Tbf most ppl that use their religion in objectionable ways seem not to have studied the texts v closely neither

― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, is there a more extreme 'death of the author' case than christ

― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"hmmm, i dont remember the chapter about gay marriage, but shit, who knows, we were on tour the whole summer of 1bc and i gotta be honest i got paul to ghost write a lot of that stuff cos we were makin all our money from live gigs in those days anyway"

― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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(on david brooks)

i think the nyt is just keeping him around now because it's rumored his head is filled with nougat and they're just waiting for the right moment to crack him open.

― Spectrum, Tuesday, April 2, 2013 9:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reduce men to walking hard-ons; remove from heat and fold in batter. Bake for 25 minutes at 375 and serve with creme fraiche

― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 10:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hahahha, no idea of the context there but that is some lovingly crafted phrasing.

wish he'd clarified what to do with the resultant paste, tho

smear it between two further hard-ons, I'm thinking?

naw dude there are some WACK burgers and cici's is gross but not THAT gross, you would eat a cici's pizza and be proud if someone brought one to a party or something

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 10:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok maybe not PROUD but

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 10:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

In 2012 it was announced that Goldstein and Daley would co-direct their script for the reboot to the 1983 comedy film National Lampoon's Vacation. The working title is National Lampoon's Theme Park Vacation. Ed Helms is slated to play the adult Rusty Griswold.
xp

― mizzell, Friday, April 5, 2013 12:55 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol sorry adult Michael Anthony Hall, someone lost your phone number

― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, April 5, 2013 12:58 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and forgot your name

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:09 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

michael anthony hall is the college building built with a generous donation by van halen's bassist

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:10 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink