I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

loooolriffic

Just found out the headliners for this years Glasto. How do those headliners appeal to you?

― OutdoorFish, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*drones launched* Sorry, what?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 7:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they have the equity in their house. that is something that is worth money. just like other things that are worth money, like money.

― iatee, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why are you guys arguing with iatee about property

do you just enjoy the sensation of hitting your head against a wall

― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's one of the big reasons for buying a house

― iatee, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha awesome xpost

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Wednesday, March 27, 2013 3:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wasn't an xpost

well, then its not funny.

too late you excelsiored it

excelsior under review

probably going to just throw it back down to a lower court

What does your ILXor look like?

i rarely post anything here any more but that thread actually made me cry laughing

otm

my name is peck. what pecks? birds peck. what is a bird? a dove. i, gregory peck, present "the dove"

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 29, 2013 3:39 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a peck is a quarter of a bushel. what is less than a bushel? a bush. what is worth less in a bush than in your hand? a bird. a dove is a bird.

go get intimate with yourselves and your old Lionel Ritchie records.

hello, it is me i'm looking for

― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, March 30, 2013 1:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I expect that thread to get more excelsior as the afternoon wanes.

What thread?

hall & oates

Meanwhile, from elder days:

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my brother used to work at a movie theater and there was always a car in the parking lot with a variety of Queensryche-themed bumper stickers, my favorite being: GOT RYCHE? I used to occupy a lot of time trying to guess which coworker might possess the Rychemobile.

― Al (sitcom), Monday, December 16, 2002 8:15 PM (10 years ago)

XD

no but it's really not necessarily true that it contains every possible number sequence just because it's infinite and non-repeating

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

much in the same way that there's no reason to believe monkeys would eventually type shakespear. They could just wind up typing "kkkkkkkkk" forever.

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

racist monkeys

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 11:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"What do you think are your best and worst qualities?"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a lasagna?"

― 誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, April 2, 2013 10:36 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"A lasagna doesn't ENJOY getting baked...if you know what I mean bro. L'chaim."

― i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 10:42 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

Hahaha

loooooool

omg yes

Tbf most ppl that use their religion in objectionable ways seem not to have studied the texts v closely neither

― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean, is there a more extreme 'death of the author' case than christ

― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"hmmm, i dont remember the chapter about gay marriage, but shit, who knows, we were on tour the whole summer of 1bc and i gotta be honest i got paul to ghost write a lot of that stuff cos we were makin all our money from live gigs in those days anyway"

― mister borges (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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(on david brooks)

i think the nyt is just keeping him around now because it's rumored his head is filled with nougat and they're just waiting for the right moment to crack him open.

― Spectrum, Tuesday, April 2, 2013 9:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

reduce men to walking hard-ons; remove from heat and fold in batter. Bake for 25 minutes at 375 and serve with creme fraiche

― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 10:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hahahha, no idea of the context there but that is some lovingly crafted phrasing.

wish he'd clarified what to do with the resultant paste, tho

smear it between two further hard-ons, I'm thinking?

naw dude there are some WACK burgers and cici's is gross but not THAT gross, you would eat a cici's pizza and be proud if someone brought one to a party or something

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 10:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok maybe not PROUD but

― purp (roxymuzak), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 10:07 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

In 2012 it was announced that Goldstein and Daley would co-direct their script for the reboot to the 1983 comedy film National Lampoon's Vacation. The working title is National Lampoon's Theme Park Vacation. Ed Helms is slated to play the adult Rusty Griswold.
xp

― mizzell, Friday, April 5, 2013 12:55 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol sorry adult Michael Anthony Hall, someone lost your phone number

― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, April 5, 2013 12:58 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and forgot your name

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:09 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

michael anthony hall is the college building built with a generous donation by van halen's bassist

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:10 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

wish he'd clarified what to do with the resultant paste, tho

I was actually reminded of "resultant paste" last night when this tweet was featured on Jimmy Fallon:
https://twitter.com/JmullNY5/status/319678467362938880

war mongler

― Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Saturday, April 6, 2013 6:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that like a ham burgler

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 6, 2013 7:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bomble bomble

― I, rrational (mh), Saturday, April 6, 2013 8:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you beat me to it

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HtNnjAoL93U/TcLe8iqv0yI/AAAAAAAAAa8/BUPksy55AWk/s1600/roger_ebert_gene_siskel.jpg

So I don't get it. Where's Grant Hart?

― pplains, Friday, April 5, 2013 1:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

oh shit

hahahahaha

keep swinging for those excelsiors

― dylannn, Sunday, April 7, 2013 10:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I had to do a GIS to "get" that joke :/

lololol at pplains

brad paisley: so like i get that the confederate flag is offensive to black people and i'm sympathetic but also i'm proud of where i'm from but i don't want to offend you but we have to realize we can't change the past so i guess just deal with it?
ll cool j: ok i'm going to do the world's worst rap now

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, April 8, 2013 8:36 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't care if you're black, white, paisley

― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, April 8, 2013 3:00 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

LOL

has elvis costello commented yet?

― NI, Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:47 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's released a spoken word album, jazz quartet recording, and synth pop album in the last hour.

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:49 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and bought three more hats

― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:50 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Looks Like Rain" is such a gorgeous tune but enjoyment of it decreases depending on how audible the lyrics are

Did you ever waken to the sound of street cats making love
And guess from their cries you were listening to a fight
Well you know, hate's just the last thing they're thinking of
They're only trying to make it through the night

no dude. It's that the male cat has barbs on his penis. their cries are not cries of pleasure you hippie fuck

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

haha