The Playstation 3 is IDENTITY THEFT

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nice!

Nhex, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

It's up now, so given download time and patching I should be able to have my dreams crushed in about a week.

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

Scared 2 press start button but here we go

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

DO IT, IT'S FUN AND YOU WILL DIE

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

It's good to see that ps + is willing to even the scales by countering awesome free dark souls with free unfun buggy garbage like labyrinth legends

My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

EU PS+ games for May

Hitman: Absolution [PS3]
Catherine [PS3]
MALICIOUS [PS3]
Sine Mora [PS Vita]
Velocity Ultra HD [PS Vita]

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 11:10 (eleven years ago) link

I downloaded that Demon's Souls thing and man I died instantly to the tutorial boss, and then I double-died in the first level. Pretty fun melee mechanics, feels like advanced 3D Zelda.

fucking Telstra (silby), Saturday, 20 April 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

That boss is designed to kill everyone.

abanana, Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

ok good cuz I got zero or one hits on it, and then I woke up and was in some totally different place, then I found the first real level, then I died after a while. Sweet, right?

fucking Telstra (silby), Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

you CAN beat him but you can't really

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 April 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

Deadly premonition - the directors cut is here

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

Quit playing whatever stupid game you are wasting your time with and do this to yoursefl

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

ps3 + usa for may - sleeping dogs, knytt underground, pinball arcade

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

EU PS+ getting Demon's Souls & ICO/Shadow of the Colossus HD in June! wow.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 12:12 (eleven years ago) link

WOAH that's fucking great.

JimD, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

The game gives the player control of FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan (referred to as York). ... York generates considerable friction with his dismissive attitude toward the locals, bizarre demeanor, and tendency to interrupt conversations to deliver asides to an unseen person he refers to as "Zach".

OK this sounds amazing

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

Oh hey Knytt underground, what a terrible terrible game

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

It's like super meat boy with no charm and more twee oh great.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

its better than Thomas Was Alone, which the smugness of Innocent smoothies in game form

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

noob question: how long do games stay up on this playstation plus thing for

the bitcoin comic (thomp), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

depends, some are up for 12 months, some for just one. the current PS3 12 month games are being rotated out next month.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

those are InFamous 2, LittleBigPlanet 2, Motorstorm Apocalypse btw

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:55 (eleven years ago) link

Some are even tighter windows, I think God of War HD was only up for a week. It's not ideal having to keep track of this stuff, subscribers should really have every new title auto-added to their download queues.

JimD, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

EU PS+ games for June
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
ICO and Shadow of the Colossus HD
Demon’s Souls
Rayman Origins (Vita)
Coconut Dodge Revitalised

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 11:07 (eleven years ago) link

oh so if i get a ps3 for this i have to plan on finishing ico, shadow of the colossus, and fn demon's souls in one month? ya no

the bitcoin comic (thomp), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 11:30 (eleven years ago) link

no, if you "purchase" the games during their free window, you can download them whenever you want

Nhex, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

oh huh

the bitcoin comic (thomp), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

As long as you maintain your subscription.

Velocity Ultra free as of today in the EU (on vita) btw. And Sine Mora popped up last week (but I've deleted that already because it's too hard for me).

JimD, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

that was my next question

the bitcoin comic (thomp), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

june us ps+:

deus ex: human revolution
machinarium
saints row 3
zero escape: virtues last reward (vita)
gods eater burst (psp, vita)

ehhhh

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 June 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

i mean it would be less ehh if i didnt already own all 3 of the ps3 ones in different format, thinking machinarium might be nice on not aging mac i guess

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 June 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link

i had a similar same reaction. but for anyone who hasn't played Deus Ex or Saints Row 3 it's a great month, tbf, they're both great

Nhex, Thursday, 6 June 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link

lol, i have discs for both that i've yet to crack
(btw, thanks for sr3 mordy)

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 June 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

i cancelled ps+, it just doesn't match up with my personal game acquisition/playing style at all

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 6 June 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

zero escape would be a crazy giveaway if anyone actually owned a vita.

oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Thursday, 6 June 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

that is true

Nhex, Friday, 7 June 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link

year long games for PS+ have been announced

Leaving PS Plus in June:
12th June: LittleBigPlanet 2
12th June: inFamous 2
12th June: Motorstorm Apocalypse

Entering PS Plus in June:
12th June: Uncharted 3 Drake’s Deception (Single Player)
12th June: LittleBigPlanet Karting
12th June: XCOM: Enemy Unknown

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

XCOM is an awesome addition.
Nice that I don't have to buy Uncharted 3 anymore! Should get around to playing those.
Now I'm just waiting for Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale to inevitably show up.

Nhex, Friday, 7 June 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

zappi, are those US?

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 June 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

zero escape would be a crazy giveaway if anyone actually owned a vita.

I have a Vita and I've almost bought this game a bazillion times, so ^_^

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 7 June 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

incoming games are same for EU & US btw

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

I guess they don't replace the year-long vita games until closer to Christmas?

But yeah, all three of those will definitely get played in our house.

JimD, Friday, 7 June 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

bought a 12gb ps3 yesterday because i want to play heavy rain, the uncharteds, journey, and lbp. this might be a dumb question but seeing as the hdd is so small, am i going to be excluded from certain games, such as this upcoming 'the last of us' game which is reported to be 25gb big? surely they wouldn't sell a product without making this clear?

reason i ask is ive been downloading a few demos off psn, about 6gv of stuff in total and it's coming up with 'no storage left' error messages when i try to load one up. could be because my internet went down mid-download but dunno.

if i have to just play one game at a time, uninstall before playing the next, then that's fine but if i've paid £140 for a machine that won't play some of the upcoming main games out there then that's seriously fucked up

NI, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

it's super easy to upgrade the hard drive, just pick up a larger internal laptop drive, pop open the PS3 and replace

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link

cheers, just been reading about that, seems like it can be done for under £40 so may well do that. i pretty much just hammer one game at a time though so im hoping i won't have to, once i uninstall all these demos.

still curious about whether the last of us (or future big games) are simply not going to fit on a 'clean' 12gb model. massively out of order if so.

NI, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link

i got a 500 gig drive and it was an easy fix. the major hassle is transferring the olf files over.
I'd recommend doing it now so you get the most outta the system

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link

get a bigger HD ASAP. and get a PSN+ sub

Nhex, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link

worth noting that you need double the hard disk space of whatever you are downloading, as it unpacks & installs and only then deletes the original download. hence the 'no storage left' error messages after downloading 6GB of stuff. Sony engineering at its finest.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 07:40 (ten years ago) link

im gona see how far i get with the basic hdd first. play most games on xbox and my pc so i literally only want the 5 or so ps exclusive games listed above, and im fairly happy to play one, or poss 2 if space allows, games at a time. im brand new to ps stuff and it seems mandatory installs of 6gb, like heavy rain & gran turismo 5, aren't the norm - uncharted 2 only asks for a 1gb install so i'm *hoping* i can get by with my teeny tiny hd. (while keeping a close eye on upcoming mega-game install sizes)

good to know that installing a bigger hd isn't a massive chore though, unlike with xboxes. thanks for the replies, guys

NI, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link

worth noting that you need double the hard disk space of whatever you are downloading, as it unpacks & installs and only then deletes the original download. hence the 'no storage left' error messages after downloading 6GB of stuff. Sony engineering at its finest.

― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:40 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

isn't that like... the laws of physics at their finest?

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link


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