HBO adaptation of Game of Thrones - will this be just for nerds? (NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

throne of cocks?

yeah that was it!

not as clever as i remember. i watched it early on monday morning.

this show should be called throne of cocks.

Hen of Thrones.

Kingslayer kind of reminds me of Sawyer from Lost before he got all whipped and emo. He's got the zinginess down as well. Those two characters together are such a great pairing.

Emilia Clarke is probably the worst offender re: bad acting. Alfie Allen isn't a great actor but he feels appropriate for the role and what he has to do, and yeah Sansa doesn't have to do much at all either. Daenerys has a shitload of traumatic and weird shit going down all the time and has exactly the same demeanor and facial expressions no matter what's happening to her.

Still no hard cock on this show; how long must America wait?

when was the last time HBO showed hard cock?

Real Sex, maybe?

IIRC (and I have seen way way WAY too many episodes of Real Sex) the odd penis sighting was always flaccid

I couldn't remember seeing one on there either, but I didn't watch every episode so I thought there maybe might have been.

*bangs fork on table*

NO SPOILERS PLEASE!

I just realized that could be taken out of context and now regret that post

i lol'd

it's a twofer

I have heard that The Wire has hard cock but I've not watched that yet so it might be just a rumor.

btw the stuff with sansa/littlefinger and tyrian's squeeze being all suspicious of his motives. my reading is he's helping her cos he loves her mother, so the suspicions that he is after sex are otm but it's not as sinister as him wanting sex from sansa. i read a few reviews that seem to miss this entirely.

Seeking Robb Stark Look-alike from GoT - w4m - 25 (New Orleans)
I am an avid fan of George R. R. Martin's series Game of Thrones (both the books and the show). I have recently purchased a replica of the Iron Throne as seen in the television show, and need a partner to play out an elaborate fanatsy.
In my fantasy, I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, and Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne and the Seven Kingdoms. After crossing the Narrow Sea and defeating the forces of Westeros, it is within my power and right to slay all of those who betrayed my family and denied me my rightful place for so many years. The most vile enemies of house Targaryen, House Stark and House Baratheon must pay the highest price. All of those who fought against the Mother of Dragons are slain - all except one. When I come to Robb Stark, out eyes lock and something moves inside of me. I realize I need to have him, want him, and I can tell he is thinking the same. I order my guards to throw him in the dungeon and later that night, I have him brought to me, in the throne room. There, on the Iron Throne I've so recently won, I make wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly.
Please only respond to this post if you look like Robb Stark! I would appreciate pictures, but please, no names. In order to stay as true to the fantasy as possible, I ONLY want you to refer to yourself as Robb Stark. You will need to provide your own clothing. Please keep in mind that you will have recently participated in a battle and been thrown in a dungeon, so you will not be wearing your nicest furs.
I'm looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets.

Location: New Orleans
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

hand me my vomit bucket

I'm looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets.

Okay, this is a genius line. Kudos, kinky GoT lady.

Game of bone

Guess she'll be expecting the Lord's Kiss.

I wonder if Owen Hargreaves has responded yet.

lol yes

michael laudrup and phil jones would make a good kingslayer/brienne

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/22795/game-of-thrones-to-english-premier-league-converter

Reminds me of this. A year out of date now, but what you gonna do?

Just imagine Leighton Baines being pulled through the woods on a cart.

Aaron Winter is coming

shit it was aron, sorry aron.

There are surely also places for Andy Carroll, Carlos Tevez and Andy Reid in here somewhere.

(I know and can only apologise)

what is happening here

game of football

rory_delap_game_of_throw-ins.joke

choice britisher metaphors

*bangs fork on table*

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 4:22 PM (Yesterday)

you had to bring that up again

still could work on your phrasing there

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=jkWWJ9W5300

ok that last shot and then the cut to the credits and the song

The rip I downloaded had a fucking hold steady song over the last scene. It made it all so much more horrific

wtf? Was that country joe and the fish or something?? My friends turned it off 5 seconds into the song because it was such a jarring transition!

who did the song? was it the national again?

the Hold Steady :)

it does look like this release fucked the audio up though, time to wait for a proper

Oh I thought he was making a joke. I hope these bands are asked to play those songs at gigs.

it was a nice idea but poorly executed. the should've cut exactly on the cut, and not to that song, or at least not that version of the song.

I thought it was great.

effective imo.
this show is scattered and occasionally confusing but still fun

that song over the last scene in the rip was the credits song?!

I guess the audio track suddenly skipped ahead of the video track by about 20 seconds.