I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

Frankly Mr. Hanky

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bigmouth Shites Again

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Poop

― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:58 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hand in Arse

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Remove Bookmark from Cemetery Gates

― caek, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:59 (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm changing my religious status to 'non-practicing juggalo'

― 乒乓, Tuesday, April 9, 2013 1:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a drone thread?!

― ciderpress, Friday, April 5, 2013 1:21 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh wait nvm i knew about that thread

― ciderpress, Friday, April 5, 2013 1:21 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I tried reading that thread once but it just went on and on

― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:29 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^take it to the groan thread imo

― c21m50nm3x1c4n (wins), Friday, April 5, 2013 1:30 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

this reminds me of my noise side project called I'M REALLY A COP. instead of performing I just send cops to the house.

― Heyman (crüt), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 7:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ some cop

if they had just fucking looked at your stage plot

this reminds me of my noise side project called I'M REALLY A COP. instead of performing I just send cops to the house.

LOL what thread is this from.

it's on 77 ::waits to see who's really a mod::

ooooh you're gonna get it

ut oh!

60 days

RIP OFF YOUR PARRTS

the cop is calling from inside the thread

hey can someone put me on 77 since their are laffs to be had there apparently

x2

Hey, what's going on, that's five excelsiors in a row that were funny!

forks kiln it today imo

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I have never heard the Stranglers version but if it means voting for a fucking stranglers song as being superior to Walk On By by Dionne Warwick then I'd rather die ignorant

― schlump, Wednesday, April 10, 2013 4:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more of a t-bomb than a lol for me, but yeah

cameron will probably be elected again eating babies on stage once the tv debates with e-mili are over. it's one thing riding high in the opinion polls when you're in the corner of people's eyes as opposition and another winning a vote with the reality of your studenty self in full view

― r|t|c, Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:08 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't understand what the eating babies adds to that post.

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:14 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just to exaggerate that he could get elected afterwards even despite any unspeakable evil

soz if u had a baby that got eaten though

― r|t|c, Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's cool bro just takin each day as it comes

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:21 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

devastated ' life partner' is not on the sheet though. think there could be a sub-poll for diplomatic, mainly euphemistic later-in-life-romance terms chosen to take the edge off introducing partners to children. companion, friend, &c.

― schlump, Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:55 PM (41 minutes ago)

my preferred term there is "woman my grandfather lives with"

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:57 PM (39 minutes ago)

jesus does he know you're seeing her too

― privilege as 'me me me' (darraghmac), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:59 PM (38 minutes ago)

A lot of quality posts in this thread:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet

lol whoops
OLD SOCK VS. FORK IN THE ROAD: Which Album Cover Has The Most IDGAF Old Dude Swag

i agree that http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet is a source of many many lols

total garbage

it's like swimming in the fucking trash pile whatever the fuck it's called that's down the street for my house called "the pit"

http://i.imgur.com/OdL0ZXg.jpg

Is that any good? Never got around to reading it.

In re: Lumineers:

--

a part of me feels compelled to defend these rustic authentic bros, using the same argument i would always use to defend hipsters: aren't they ultimately harmless? and couldn't our society stand to be a little more, not less, tolerant of whimsy and self-expression, even if it means standing up for a lame, embarrassing, kitschy aesthetic once in a while?

― Pat Finn, Friday, April 12, 2013 7:54 AM (23 minutes ago)

you have to take what i say with a "pinch of salt" though, yesterday i was defending the poetry of suzanne sommers on another messageboard.

― Pat Finn, Friday, April 12, 2013 7:55 AM (22 minutes ago)

hahahaha

http://i.imgur.com/eEPcCp3.jpg

― 乒乓, Friday, April 12, 2013 12:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I always thought supper was what either people from other parts of the country called dinner or people who ate dinner at like 5 called it.

Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner

Tea as a term for dinner confused the fuck out of me at first. As did pudding as a general term for dessert so

"What puddng are we having for tea?

― check your privy (ledge), Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

is probably the most confusing question of all wrt this topic for an American. Or it was for me me at least.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't understand it but then i looked on wikipedia and now understand it

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, April 12, 2013 1:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and heaven knows i'm miserable now

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, April 12, 2013 1:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

hahah

lol

i don't think this is a particularly bad yr for pop radio. the songs poll about top 10 hits so far this yr aren't even that bad

― teddy dominatrix (dyl), Friday, April 12, 2013 1:58 PM (15 minutes ago)

which top 10 songs this year do you like?

― Pat Finn, Friday, April 12, 2013 2:05 PM (8 minutes ago)

(be warned that if you say "Thrift Shop" a good 80% of ILM will uppercut you)

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, April 12, 2013 2:06 PM (7 minutes ago)

Serioulsy, there is no way this album can dissappoint, with Moroder, Edwards and Rodgers on board. Not after the all too human error that was 'Human After All'. This will fucking rule and I cannot wait.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, April 12, 2013 3:21 PM (17 minutes ago)

pharrell

― 乒乓, Friday, April 12, 2013 3:36 PM (1 minute ago)

lol ken

lol djp w/ "i'm not a rockist but"

― balls, Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:49 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

try not being a dick for once

― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:49 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well i never

― balls, Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

try not being balls twice

― some dude, Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:51 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BALLS IS JUST A WHITE MAN
(if you forgive "i don't like country")
COMING FROM THE SOUTHLAND
(i'll forgive you acting cunty)

― da croupier, Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol @ try not being balls twice

lmao at some dude

When I worked at blockbuster this couple would always get the films I recommended, one of which was The War Zone while I only knew about because of Ebert. When I wasn't working they rented Deuce Bigelow and when they returned I was there and they talked about how awfully it was.

― Gukbe, Monday, April 8, 2013 10:39 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark

i saw the war zone when it came out because of his review. there i was, 15 years old and getting a mondo bone watching ray winstone rail his daughter *gazes up at the sky and gives a thumbs up*

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:57 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lolllll

so good

please stop calling this slam stuff poetry

― gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:06 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ooh burn

― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:07 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

powerful slam

― crüt, Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:08 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

technically... anything can be poetry

― 乒乓, Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:08 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even this post I just made and the one I'm making now

― 乒乓, Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:08 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

needs more ellipses imo but otherwise powerful stuff

doesn't even rhyme

what they do is their business, i'm not advocating any direct contact- there is no such thing as society after all

― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 10:00 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Former miners to tunnel under the road, cortege to fall into a cavernous pit 20 yards short of St Pauls.

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 15 April 2013 11:16 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and Dick Dastardley is standing by with his ever faithful "detour" sign

― Mark G, Monday, 15 April 2013 11:29 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'll get you Penelope Pit-stopper! *shakes fist*

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 15 April 2013 11:39 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's been quite a while since I last saw this, but as I look back at it what strikes me today is that its brilliance was in taking an excellent basic stucture, with a strong plot and characters, and then adding a dash of cartoonish overstatement to every single aspect of it, so that one could feel like it was both middlebrow and dramatic as, let's say Ghandi, while at the same time getting plenty of lowbrow thrills and yucks, like for example Dumb and Dumber.

― Aimless, Monday, April 15, 2013 2:11 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ghandi meets dumb & dumber... yeah that sounds apt

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, April 15, 2013 2:22 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

(re taxi driver)