I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

hey can someone put me on 77 since their are laffs to be had there apparently

x2

Hey, what's going on, that's five excelsiors in a row that were funny!

forks kiln it today imo

― acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, April 9, 2013 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I have never heard the Stranglers version but if it means voting for a fucking stranglers song as being superior to Walk On By by Dionne Warwick then I'd rather die ignorant

― schlump, Wednesday, April 10, 2013 4:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more of a t-bomb than a lol for me, but yeah

cameron will probably be elected again eating babies on stage once the tv debates with e-mili are over. it's one thing riding high in the opinion polls when you're in the corner of people's eyes as opposition and another winning a vote with the reality of your studenty self in full view

― r|t|c, Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:08 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't understand what the eating babies adds to that post.

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:14 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just to exaggerate that he could get elected afterwards even despite any unspeakable evil

soz if u had a baby that got eaten though

― r|t|c, Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:20 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's cool bro just takin each day as it comes

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:21 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

devastated ' life partner' is not on the sheet though. think there could be a sub-poll for diplomatic, mainly euphemistic later-in-life-romance terms chosen to take the edge off introducing partners to children. companion, friend, &c.

― schlump, Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:55 PM (41 minutes ago)

my preferred term there is "woman my grandfather lives with"

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:57 PM (39 minutes ago)

jesus does he know you're seeing her too

― privilege as 'me me me' (darraghmac), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:59 PM (38 minutes ago)

A lot of quality posts in this thread:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet

lol whoops
OLD SOCK VS. FORK IN THE ROAD: Which Album Cover Has The Most IDGAF Old Dude Swag

i agree that http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/SiteNewAnswersControllerServlet is a source of many many lols

total garbage

it's like swimming in the fucking trash pile whatever the fuck it's called that's down the street for my house called "the pit"

http://i.imgur.com/OdL0ZXg.jpg

Is that any good? Never got around to reading it.

In re: Lumineers:

--

a part of me feels compelled to defend these rustic authentic bros, using the same argument i would always use to defend hipsters: aren't they ultimately harmless? and couldn't our society stand to be a little more, not less, tolerant of whimsy and self-expression, even if it means standing up for a lame, embarrassing, kitschy aesthetic once in a while?

― Pat Finn, Friday, April 12, 2013 7:54 AM (23 minutes ago)

you have to take what i say with a "pinch of salt" though, yesterday i was defending the poetry of suzanne sommers on another messageboard.

― Pat Finn, Friday, April 12, 2013 7:55 AM (22 minutes ago)

hahahaha

http://i.imgur.com/eEPcCp3.jpg

― 乒乓, Friday, April 12, 2013 12:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I always thought supper was what either people from other parts of the country called dinner or people who ate dinner at like 5 called it.

Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner

Tea as a term for dinner confused the fuck out of me at first. As did pudding as a general term for dessert so

"What puddng are we having for tea?

― check your privy (ledge), Thursday, April 11, 2013 1:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

is probably the most confusing question of all wrt this topic for an American. Or it was for me me at least.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, April 11, 2013 4:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't understand it but then i looked on wikipedia and now understand it

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, April 12, 2013 1:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and heaven knows i'm miserable now

― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, April 12, 2013 1:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol

hahah

lol

i don't think this is a particularly bad yr for pop radio. the songs poll about top 10 hits so far this yr aren't even that bad

― teddy dominatrix (dyl), Friday, April 12, 2013 1:58 PM (15 minutes ago)

which top 10 songs this year do you like?

― Pat Finn, Friday, April 12, 2013 2:05 PM (8 minutes ago)

(be warned that if you say "Thrift Shop" a good 80% of ILM will uppercut you)

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, April 12, 2013 2:06 PM (7 minutes ago)

Serioulsy, there is no way this album can dissappoint, with Moroder, Edwards and Rodgers on board. Not after the all too human error that was 'Human After All'. This will fucking rule and I cannot wait.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, April 12, 2013 3:21 PM (17 minutes ago)

pharrell

― 乒乓, Friday, April 12, 2013 3:36 PM (1 minute ago)

lol ken

lol djp w/ "i'm not a rockist but"

― balls, Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:49 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

try not being a dick for once

― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:49 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well i never

― balls, Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

try not being balls twice

― some dude, Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:51 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BALLS IS JUST A WHITE MAN
(if you forgive "i don't like country")
COMING FROM THE SOUTHLAND
(i'll forgive you acting cunty)

― da croupier, Wednesday, April 10, 2013 11:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol @ try not being balls twice

lmao at some dude

When I worked at blockbuster this couple would always get the films I recommended, one of which was The War Zone while I only knew about because of Ebert. When I wasn't working they rented Deuce Bigelow and when they returned I was there and they talked about how awfully it was.

― Gukbe, Monday, April 8, 2013 10:39 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark

i saw the war zone when it came out because of his review. there i was, 15 years old and getting a mondo bone watching ray winstone rail his daughter *gazes up at the sky and gives a thumbs up*

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:57 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lolllll

so good

please stop calling this slam stuff poetry

― gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:06 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ooh burn

― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:07 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

powerful slam

― crüt, Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:08 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

technically... anything can be poetry

― 乒乓, Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:08 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even this post I just made and the one I'm making now

― 乒乓, Sunday, April 14, 2013 7:08 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

needs more ellipses imo but otherwise powerful stuff

doesn't even rhyme

what they do is their business, i'm not advocating any direct contact- there is no such thing as society after all

― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 10:00 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Former miners to tunnel under the road, cortege to fall into a cavernous pit 20 yards short of St Pauls.

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 15 April 2013 11:16 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and Dick Dastardley is standing by with his ever faithful "detour" sign

― Mark G, Monday, 15 April 2013 11:29 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'll get you Penelope Pit-stopper! *shakes fist*

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 15 April 2013 11:39 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's been quite a while since I last saw this, but as I look back at it what strikes me today is that its brilliance was in taking an excellent basic stucture, with a strong plot and characters, and then adding a dash of cartoonish overstatement to every single aspect of it, so that one could feel like it was both middlebrow and dramatic as, let's say Ghandi, while at the same time getting plenty of lowbrow thrills and yucks, like for example Dumb and Dumber.

― Aimless, Monday, April 15, 2013 2:11 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ghandi meets dumb & dumber... yeah that sounds apt

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, April 15, 2013 2:22 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

(re taxi driver)

lmao

earlier today, soon after the news started coming out, i told someone about who hadn't heard anything yet. and because the silence at the end was awkward, i said something like "this is just crazy...who would do that? it's sad"

things he said in response"

- tell you what, whoever did that should tortured
- they should peel their skin off
- bring them to the brink of death
- then give them medicine, bring them back to living condition
- then torture them again, and again and again
- there is no limit to what they should suffer

O_O

― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Monday, April 15, 2013 5:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

then you said "talk to you later, Joffrey; tell Margery I said hi"?

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, April 15, 2013 5:07 PM

god that reminds me one of my sisters got married a little under a year ago and she used that damn israel kamakawiwo'ole 'under the rainbow/what a wonderful world' to walk down the aisle and it was all i could do to contain myself during 'if anyone objects to this marriage let them speak now or forever hold their peace' and not stand up and register my dissent to the fucking music.

― balls, Monday, April 15, 2013 9:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

from the unusual wikipedia details thread:

Personal lifeBedingfield was diagnosed with Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), which he said has been reflected in his songwriting. He is successfully managing his condition and is determined to get through it. [5]

While on holiday visiting his parents in New Zealand, Bedingfield nearly lost his life in a serious car accident. As a result, he was left with severe head and neck injuries because of the car rolling on him. These injuries required him to wear a head brace and took six months to heal. Daniel used the lyrics in his most famous song 'Gotta Get Thru This' as inspiration and did in fact 'get through it'.[6]

His parents are leadership trainers and mentors in the voluntary sector and business world. His mother, Molly Bedingfield, is founder and CEO of Global Angels, of which Daniel is one of the International Executive Directors.[7] Bedingfield also helped to launch the Stop the Traffik coalition against modern day slavery. When asked in a recent Skype interview if he had any advice for modern day slaves, Bedingfield replied 'They've got to get through this, gotta get through this'. Rumours are rife that Bedingfield has developed a stutter, a consequence of the aforementioned car accident leading to doubts about whether or not he is, in fact, 'getting through that'.

Bedingfield is a Pentecostal Christian, but has said, "I find that when people hear that I'm a Christian they expect me to be extremely religious. I'm not great friends with religion [although] I'm passionate about anything to do with God. He's quoted saying "I just had to get through this." [8]

― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, April 15, 2013 5:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Boston Review ‏@BostonReview 5m
CNN ticker: "Police looking for dark skinned or black male with foreign accent." Yes, if you know anyone like that, call 911.

Djp, no Ole & Lena jokes tomorrow, stay strong for me plz

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dying @ Daniel Bedingfield wiki

Hehe me too

the pharrell gif is definitely how we should otm posts from now on

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 7:49 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgflip.com/13lz5.gif

― sandra dayo connor (The Reverend), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha hes just so into the post

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we're otm all night

― LADIES ONLY PHYCHIC NIGHT (crüt), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We post all night to get lucky

― Tim F, Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol NY Times

An earlier version of a picture caption with this article misspelled the surname of a physician who helped treat leg injuries at the Boston Marathon. He is Dr. Allan Panter, not Pantera.

― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, April 17, 2013 6:39 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ARE YOU TREATING MY KNEE?
ARE YOU TREATING MY KNEE?

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, April 17, 2013 6:42 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol dan

a midlevel department store being part of the surveillance state

well dude wasn't arrested by Lord and Taylor's was he

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, April 17, 2013 2:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, that would be weird

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, April 17, 2013 2:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol @ daft punk truthers

― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, April 17, 2013 2:23 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1317946.1366118364!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/roof17n-1-web.jpg

pharrell???

― LADIES ONLY PHYCHIC NIGHT (crüt), Wednesday, April 17, 2013 2:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink