The Police - what's the best album?

Once, friends of mine were out at a trendy place for a late dinner, and their table was next to Sting and his wife. Eventually he just invited them over and they spent a couple of hours kickin' it with Sting. But the best story - and if the subject of this story posts here, hey, how are you? - a friend of mine was working for a Milwaukee paper or weekly or something. One day, he gets a call from a publicist, who invites him to meet Sting before the show. He figures, what the hell, Sting! So he shows up to the venue and is escorted back to a room where Sting and his entire band is set up. But my acquaintance (also named Josh) notices a bunch of other civilians back there, too, so he gets the scoop: apparently Sting, bored a lot of the time, had (has?) a tradition of live band karaoke in every city he hits! So Sting goes around the room greeting everyone, and then, one by one, people in the room got to pick their favorite Stings/Police songs from a binder, and Sting and his band backed them up! But it gets better, because apparently after the songs were done Sting just hung around, milling about. So my pal Josh was leaning on a wall somewhere and Sting walks by, gives him a polite nod hello, and just says "Josh" in a matter of fact way. So Josh, thinking of no other alternative and unable to help himself, responds with the SNL copy guy line: "Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing."
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True story.

But does that story forgive this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8YDTPnqnf4

Probably not, no.

I'd only hang with Stingo if he treated me to expensive wine.

and if he threw all of his lutes down a well

And if I built this fortress around your lute well
Encircled it in trenches and barbed wire
Then let me light a match
For I cannot risk the chance
That you might dig them out and play this song again

feel like sting is a total bro, insofar as someone who goes by 'sting' can be

still better than 'mankind' tho

OH SHIIIII

and if he threw all of his lutes down a well

around your heart

in a dark scottish loch

many miles away, something strums to the surface

There's a little black spot on the sun today
That's my lute up there

ANOTHER BOR-ING FUCK-ING LUTE SONGGGGGGG

Sting throws his lute down a well, it lands on a butterfly and kills it. many miles away, a man writes a song about it, then stars in a remake of "The Bride."

"We're sending a lute down the well"

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Regatta>Ghost>Zenyatta>Outlandos>Synchronicity

Even when I was a teenager and they were my favorite band, I loved them more for sound and texture than songs or lyrics. That's what's most unusual about them as a pop band, I think -- they made great singles out of sound and texture. And hooks, obviously, but even the hooks are as much a product of ambiance as melody. Like on "Don't Stand So Close to Me," that little nagging guitar figure that just repeats and repeats. Or the spacey, dubby middle 8 on "Message in a Bottle."

(OK that's not even a middle 8, it's the just the trailing bars of the chorus -- I exaggerated it in my head, because it creates so much space in the middle of this wired, hyper song.)

Deathwish?

That's what's most unusual about them as a pop band, I think -- they made great singles out of sound and texture. And hooks, obviously, but even the hooks are as much a product of ambiance as melody.

This is otm, there are a few of their best songs (including some of the big singles) where the chorus is the least interesting part of the song because of this.

That's probably why I don't mind the '86 rerecording of "Don't Stand So Close to Me" – I dig those washes of guitar – despite how the track sounded dated even then (it's closer to "Don't Stand So Close to Me '84").

voted zenyatta, i hated these dudes for so long (though a friend of mine in hs who was a huge sting fan meant i was very familiar w/ their catalogue) i think some weird way getting into the dinosaur acts that clearly looked to them as a means of coming to terms w/ new wave (rush, yes) is what gave me the means of coming to terms w/ the police. plus, as soto noted, the chops. love those interview quotes above. really love that dry vibe they mined, sounds so spartan on classic rock radio.

Deathwish?

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Well, no complaints there. Switch Ghost In The Machine and Zenyatta Mondatta around and you'd pretty much have the order that I'd rank them in.

Damn, I should give those last couple records another try.

For OutdoorFish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cavbeMsk5Y8

Why thank you

I'm not surprised by how close this was but it's a little weird that Outlandos got so few votes, I thought that was the one that the hardnosers loved the most

I'm confused by popularity of Synchronicity. It's not bad, just not that good.

I came up with a list regardless.

one of the few bands whose chops force me to reconsider the songs

Alfred otm here. also kinda surprised that Sync did so well in this poll.

"Voices" is so dope you listed it twice!

I heard voices iirc