I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

doesn't even rhyme

what they do is their business, i'm not advocating any direct contact- there is no such thing as society after all

― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, 15 April 2013 10:00 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Former miners to tunnel under the road, cortege to fall into a cavernous pit 20 yards short of St Pauls.

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 15 April 2013 11:16 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and Dick Dastardley is standing by with his ever faithful "detour" sign

― Mark G, Monday, 15 April 2013 11:29 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'll get you Penelope Pit-stopper! *shakes fist*

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Monday, 15 April 2013 11:39 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's been quite a while since I last saw this, but as I look back at it what strikes me today is that its brilliance was in taking an excellent basic stucture, with a strong plot and characters, and then adding a dash of cartoonish overstatement to every single aspect of it, so that one could feel like it was both middlebrow and dramatic as, let's say Ghandi, while at the same time getting plenty of lowbrow thrills and yucks, like for example Dumb and Dumber.

― Aimless, Monday, April 15, 2013 2:11 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ghandi meets dumb & dumber... yeah that sounds apt

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, April 15, 2013 2:22 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

(re taxi driver)

lmao

earlier today, soon after the news started coming out, i told someone about who hadn't heard anything yet. and because the silence at the end was awkward, i said something like "this is just crazy...who would do that? it's sad"

things he said in response"

- tell you what, whoever did that should tortured
- they should peel their skin off
- bring them to the brink of death
- then give them medicine, bring them back to living condition
- then torture them again, and again and again
- there is no limit to what they should suffer

O_O

― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Monday, April 15, 2013 5:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

then you said "talk to you later, Joffrey; tell Margery I said hi"?

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, April 15, 2013 5:07 PM

god that reminds me one of my sisters got married a little under a year ago and she used that damn israel kamakawiwo'ole 'under the rainbow/what a wonderful world' to walk down the aisle and it was all i could do to contain myself during 'if anyone objects to this marriage let them speak now or forever hold their peace' and not stand up and register my dissent to the fucking music.

― balls, Monday, April 15, 2013 9:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

from the unusual wikipedia details thread:

Personal lifeBedingfield was diagnosed with Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), which he said has been reflected in his songwriting. He is successfully managing his condition and is determined to get through it. [5]

While on holiday visiting his parents in New Zealand, Bedingfield nearly lost his life in a serious car accident. As a result, he was left with severe head and neck injuries because of the car rolling on him. These injuries required him to wear a head brace and took six months to heal. Daniel used the lyrics in his most famous song 'Gotta Get Thru This' as inspiration and did in fact 'get through it'.[6]

His parents are leadership trainers and mentors in the voluntary sector and business world. His mother, Molly Bedingfield, is founder and CEO of Global Angels, of which Daniel is one of the International Executive Directors.[7] Bedingfield also helped to launch the Stop the Traffik coalition against modern day slavery. When asked in a recent Skype interview if he had any advice for modern day slaves, Bedingfield replied 'They've got to get through this, gotta get through this'. Rumours are rife that Bedingfield has developed a stutter, a consequence of the aforementioned car accident leading to doubts about whether or not he is, in fact, 'getting through that'.

Bedingfield is a Pentecostal Christian, but has said, "I find that when people hear that I'm a Christian they expect me to be extremely religious. I'm not great friends with religion [although] I'm passionate about anything to do with God. He's quoted saying "I just had to get through this." [8]

― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Monday, April 15, 2013 5:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Boston Review ‏@BostonReview 5m
CNN ticker: "Police looking for dark skinned or black male with foreign accent." Yes, if you know anyone like that, call 911.

Djp, no Ole & Lena jokes tomorrow, stay strong for me plz

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dying @ Daniel Bedingfield wiki

Hehe me too

the pharrell gif is definitely how we should otm posts from now on

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 7:49 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgflip.com/13lz5.gif

― sandra dayo connor (The Reverend), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha hes just so into the post

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we're otm all night

― LADIES ONLY PHYCHIC NIGHT (crüt), Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We post all night to get lucky

― Tim F, Tuesday, April 16, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol NY Times

An earlier version of a picture caption with this article misspelled the surname of a physician who helped treat leg injuries at the Boston Marathon. He is Dr. Allan Panter, not Pantera.

― ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Wednesday, April 17, 2013 6:39 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ARE YOU TREATING MY KNEE?
ARE YOU TREATING MY KNEE?

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Wednesday, April 17, 2013 6:42 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol dan

a midlevel department store being part of the surveillance state

well dude wasn't arrested by Lord and Taylor's was he

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, April 17, 2013 2:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, that would be weird

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, April 17, 2013 2:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol @ daft punk truthers

― zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, April 17, 2013 2:23 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1317946.1366118364!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/roof17n-1-web.jpg

pharrell???

― LADIES ONLY PHYCHIC NIGHT (crüt), Wednesday, April 17, 2013 2:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I will never stray from keith.css. I don't see how you can read ILX without the highlighted div's.

― Jeff, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 22:43 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can already see who the divs are just fine

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 22:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/418774_182852108488004_1777999345_n.jpg

The above picture was taken five years ago.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331039,00.html

― pplains, Thursday, April 18, 2013 9:39 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No excuses.

boom shake the room

oh damn

wat

who's w/will?

• Someone posted a pic of Alice in Chains with WIll Smith.
• I did a reverse image search on it because it didn't look like AiC to me.
• Someone posted in the Waco thread a pic that was not from yesterday's explosion.
• I donned my white hat to save that thread from incredibility.
• And posted a picture of Alice in Chains with Will Smith instead.

for a split second, before I got a good look at the picture, I thought that was LMFAO on the left.

lol "we've found the brand of hat" brand of "ENHANCE!!!" amateur forensics is a special kind of worthless

― J0rdan S., Thursday, April 18, 2013 11:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Pull up all the database sales records for black bridgestone golf hats, 2008-2013 -- names, telephone numbers, addresses, everything we have"

― charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Thursday, April 18, 2013 11:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"now cross check that with pressure cooker purchases and membership in extremest organzations"
(BOOP BOOP BLEEP BOOP BEEP)
(two different images converge on screen)
("MATCH")

― charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Thursday, April 18, 2013 11:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh shit, that wasn't Alice In Chains? It was posted on an AiC fan page on Facebook!

thats the new new alice in chains

it's just old alice in new chains

alice unchained

Alice unchanged

aic has had a new lead singer for like 5 years now. read your grunge blogs.

i'll pass

ffs lex you're like john major at parties

― ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Friday, April 19, 2013 9:01 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i guess the good news is that we don't need to invade chechnya bc russia already handled that for us

― Mordy, Friday, April 19, 2013 10:14 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One thing America would never do is invade a country Russia has already invaded

― gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Friday, April 19, 2013 2:34 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good lol but kind of missing mordy's point/taking him out of context

well yes

dying @ Daniel Bedingfield wiki

― Drugs A. Money, Tuesday, April 16, 2013 9:39 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one thing we'd never do here is excelsior something out of context

let's not underrate AA's lex zing

I lol'd out loud

they caught me putting on pants; SWAT guys saw my underwear.

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 10:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Parents are drawn to the method as a way of preserving the environment from the ravages of disposable diapers, as well as reducing the laundering of cloth diapers and preventing diaper rash. Many of them like the thought that they are rediscovering an ancient practice used in other cultures, though they tend to gloss over the fact that many of those cultures had never heard of Pampers. But mostly, they say, they like feeling more in touch with their babies’ most intimate functions.

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 19, 2013 5:17 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chinese parents do that all the time

― 乒乓, Friday, April 19, 2013 5:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well how else are they going to get pee pee in all that coke?

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, April 19, 2013 5:22 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was just going to post that

whiney 2 thread for his fave joke iirc

peepoop

Hope he doesn't have a nuke under there.

― cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Friday, April 19, 2013 7:19 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THANKS FOR THAT

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 7:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How close is this action to you now, soda?

― Johnny Fever, Friday, April 19, 2013 7:20 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

within one megaton

― POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Friday, April 19, 2013 7:21 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://ponycustoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/rehair_tail_supplies.jpg

this is what i carry everyday

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, April 15, 2013 11:10 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whatever search you were using, I hope "ponycustoms.com" was the darkest place that you found.

― pplains, Monday, April 15, 2013 11:16 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also there's the democratisation of a kind of small-c creativity - not tortured genius lock yourself in a room and write a symphony creativity, but take a quirky picture of a pelican and Instagram it, or bake cupcakes, or yes, write a little song on a ukulele, that got big in the last 10-15 years.

this is an interesting point, but though your examples seem to condescend to "small-c creativity" (perhaps unintentionally?), i think there's every reason to be suspicious of the "tortured genius lyiarawa symphony" version. especially to the extent that craft, the "homemade" and the cute are often derided due to their supposed triviality and femininity.

― I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:11 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"supposed triviality"? some of this stuff positively revels in it!

― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:50 (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's called slave morality, maybe u have heard of it

― j., Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:58 (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink