I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

Brilliant

Ned just swoops down once in a while to deposit a gem of perfection like that

Ned can fly?!

Yes, and he lives in a nest on a cliff from whence he watches over the Valley of Ilxor

Ned egret

I do what I can. *attempts further flight, pulls an Icarus*

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ouxxa0eFam8/SY8p9Vu5_QI/AAAAAAAAA-k/rX0bfgesQfM/s400/BATSUIT.jpg

ned egret!

heee hee nice one dmac

je ned egret rien

dying

lock thread

new thread

i am sad to have had my notions about field of dreams ruinously dispelled. i don't even want to know about rosemary's baby, i am gonna continue to believe it talks and hangs out with john travolta.

― Roberto Spiralli, 23 April 2013 14:49 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol where

Blue Saturday

thread of after-lunch aboulia and mopery, starts there

ty

bravo Ned

Bob Hope algorithms have to specify 1946 or 1971 iteration, btw

Ned has been on fire this week.

"For some men, sex may be their primary way of communicating and expressing intimacy," says Justin Lehmiller, a Harvard University social psychologist who studies sexuality. Taking away sex "takes away their primary emotional outlet."

Lehmiller added, "Oh my god, I'm cumming! UNNNNNNNNNNH"

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, April 23, 2013 2:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Musicians who died by suicide

I am posting a link to how's life's post because context is crucial

Hahah thank you, I was figuring out how best to do that for this thread myself.

(SLIGHTLY EDITED:)

Could a powerful computer artificially inseminate goats?

NB: This is not my job at present, but I am merely curious about this in a general sort of way.

― Aimless

it could not naturally inseminate goats

― we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac)

what if they were using nanotechnology?

― Aimless

na-a-a-a-anotechnology

― we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac)

:D

From the "Shutter Island" thread:

movie was hilarious and dumb and gorgeous and i fully approve

― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:36 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like a nolan movie with 90% less annoyance

― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:36 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't forget the many long and lingering shots of dead bloody children

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:39 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf i said 'gorgeous' once

― The Finnish Question........after question......after question....a (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:39 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[Question] Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street, somebody wants to stop me...

― pplains, Wednesday, April 24, 2013 1:17 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What's that for?
-- Aja
---------------------------------

he's pointing toward the magical scrapple.
-- scott seward

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What?
-- Aja

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the magical scrapple gave me my other christmas gift this year
-- fiddo centington

---------------------------------

What?
-- Aja

--------------------------------

What what?
-- fiddo centington

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What was your other gift?
-- Aja

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Tonight on Crossfire!
-- Ned Raggett

sorry, ancient lol. kills me every time.

I may have had no finer moment on here.

haha

its a perfect thing.

i miss fiddo

Can't help read Ned's Crossfire line in a Tom Servo voice.

er, can't help but read

I'm sure that's what I was channelling.

I wish I knew what crossfire was. Still funny though

a pretty good Robert Ryan movie in which he hates Jews.

xpost don't worry i just remembered Google is a thing

saddingly, crossfire is now remembered as "the show that Jon Stewart ethered"

Yeah, but it was cool when they tried to retool it for the youth market after that:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/jackdevries/crossfire3.jp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50
imo

d'oh, that's what i was trying to post a jpeg from

got caught up in it, i guess

great minds got caught up

oh fuck off

― 乒乓, Thursday, April 25, 2013 3:55 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"and from then on, 4/25 became celebrated as 'Dayo Go Ham Day'"

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:58 (38 minutes ago) Permalink

I wonder if Bono realizes what the children are really saying when they chant "Ali, bomaye!" at him and his wife

― da croupier, Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:21 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perfection

from prometheus thread:

As evidenced by the number of revives that led right back to ground already covered, many posters saw the high volume of traffic on the thread as an 'invitation' to travel to this movie's 'planet' and discover the 'origins' of the discussion. What happened then was something they never could have prepared for, something they were never warned against. BRRAAAAAANNNNNNG

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:43 (26 minutes ago) Permalink

a thread has its reign

― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:45 (24 minutes ago) Permalink

BRANNNNNNNNNNG

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:47 (22 minutes ago) Permalink

we were so rong

― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Thursday, 25 April 2013 18:48 (21 minutes ago) Permalink

http://www.boston.com/ae/music/blog/2013/04/wahlberg_for_bo.html

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, April 25, 2013 5:49 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

heard the sf shows this week with this band were amazing

― akm, Thursday, April 25, 2013 7:22 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wtf wrong thread

― akm, Thursday, April 25, 2013 7:47 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Amanda Palmer ‏@amandapalmer 42m
someone commented: "you don't know how to stop drawing flowers in the margins of a train wreck." and i thought...perfectly put. yes.

― Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, April 25, 2013 1:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you literally standing a few feet from an actual wrecked train, drawing flowers?

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This was my interpretation, doesn't sound like a particularly helpful response to a rail accident tbh.

― Gavin, Leeds, Friday, April 26, 2013 10:17 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

art is always a valid response

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, April 26, 2013 10:17 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Paint me a life preserver!"

― Mark G, Friday, April 26, 2013 10:34 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe the train wreck is her, and she's drawing flowers in the margins of herself

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, April 26, 2013 10:48 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so poetic

― hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, April 26, 2013 10:53 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she is the train wreck

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, April 26, 2013 11:10 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so lucky she wasn't a first responder at the marathon

― Moodles, Friday, April 26, 2013 11:15 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Edited.

With edits:

--

report from a friend djing a wedding on Long Island last weekend:

"had 50 middle-aged people from Ohio dancing to Get Lucky, dropped it right after 'we are family' :)"

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Friday, April 26, 2013 7:42 AM (5 hours ago)

*Like*

― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, April 26, 2013 8:30 AM (4 hours ago)

middle-aged ? how old were they when homework was released ?

― AlXTC from Paris, Friday, April 26, 2013 8:38 AM (4 hours ago)

Did any of them get lucky?

― Deafening silence (DL), Friday, April 26, 2013 8:43 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They are from 1974 and 1975. They were in their early 20s.

― Moka, Friday, April 26, 2013 9:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh wait you meant the audienc? My bad.

― Moka, Friday, April 26, 2013 9:46 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

middle aged means 50-65 now fyi

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Friday, April 26, 2013 10:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

newsflash: if you bought homework when it came out, you probably ARE middle aged.

:(

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, April 26, 2013 12:39 PM (21 minutes ago)

if you are on ilx you are probably middle aged

― iatee, Friday, April 26, 2013 12:39 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

;_;

xp

and ;_;

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, April 26, 2013 12:39 PM (20 minutes ago)

also you might be a redneck

― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Friday, April 26, 2013 12:59 PM (52 seconds ago)

do they sell fleshlights shaped like a rolled-up copy of the constitution yet?

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, April 26, 2013 5:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or a gun barrel.

― nickn, Friday, April 26, 2013 5:45 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink