Steve McLaren RIP

"Hello, I'm Mr.... Nerlacm"

lol Five Live has a "bring back Sven" caller.

-- onimo, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 22:30 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^4-4-2

I never wanted Sven to go!

BRING BACK WALTER WINTERBOTTOM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/discussions/forums/show/Football_General-202.page

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and McClaren was placed on [[the Football Association]]'s shortlist alongside [[My Mate Dave]], [[Peter Kay]], [[Osama Bin Laden]] and [[A Mars Bar]].

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- '''Stephen "Fucking Shit Face Wanker" McClaren''' (born [[3 May]] [[1961]]) is a ginger cunt [[England|English]] former professional [[football (soccer)|football]]er and current manager of the [[England national football team]].

We just didn't knock it.

Daily Mirror headline
Picture of McLaren and the caption
"I'll get Me Croat"

That doesn't really work.

Someone should photoshop him into Unlucky Alf.

I'm not normally one to call for manager's to be sacked, but McLaren made such bad decisions for this game (4-5-1! Scott Carson!) I don't think his position is tenable.

On another note, even Wayne Bridge put in a better performance than the BBC commentators. Motson going on about the Andorra game, as if there were even a possibility of any other result; saying some bullshit about teams going from 2-0 to 2-1, what the fuck else are they going to do?; saying that England were 0-0 against Andorra and they won 3-0, is everyone not 0 fucking 0 at the start of every game?. Jesus, he was a good commentator a few years ago. And Mark Lawrenson, you are not being paid to not be able to say anything.

Martin O Neil 9/2
Jose Mourinho 5/1
Luis Scolari 6/1
Fabio Capello 10/1
Sam Allardyce 10/1
Guus Hiddink 12/1
Harry Redknapp 14/1
Alan Shearer 16/1
Steve Coppell 16/1
Stuart Pearce 16/1
Marcelo Lippi 20/1
Arsene Wenger 25/1
Alex Ferguson 33/1
Mark Hughes 33/1
Terry Venables 40/1
David Moyes 50/1
Peter Taylor 100/1
Glen Hoddle 100/1
Paul Ince 100/1
David Beckham 150/1

ZEE 10 POINT ACTION PLAN FOR ENGLAND

1. sack Steve McClown

2. Get rid of Barwick, replace with David Boyle

3. Bring David James back for stability ...If David James woz in goal tonight he would have known about Kranjcar

4. Bring in Matty Taylor instead of Scummer bridge

5. Bring in Glen Jonno Johnson at right back, he would have been up against Kranjcar tonite

6. Switch Micah Richards to Centre Back

7. Instal Harry Redknapp as part time manager with Jamie Redknapp as assistant and Louise as half time totty cheerleader

8. go web2.0 with rateyourenglandplayers.com - Social media and user generated content is the future

9. instal systems thinking courses, there is more than 4-4-2 or 4-5-1

10. copy Arsene Wenger's Arsenal Blueprint of quick passing football

DISCUSS !

Ha, that was my favourite bit, I think

"Mark, you say something now"
"can't"

xpost - wot no Alex McLeish?

And Mark Lawrenson, you are not being paid to not be able to say anything.

oh come on he had "Scott Carson? More like Frank Carson!" (I was gutted there wasn't an AMIRITE after it)

er, that was an xpost to onimo.

33/1 - djmartian

Alan Shearer 16-1, worst bet ever

NO ODDS FOR JOL?

That "Scott Carson? more like Frank Carson!" thing is EXACTLY the sort of "joke" my dad has been trotting out for years. I am going to mentally attach "AMIRITE?" to the end of it all the time now.

LOL JOL IN

No idea tbh that was the only book listed on Oddschecker, think it was with Victor Chandler.

the FA have called an emergency meeting at 8.30am tomorrow

Why? We haven't got a competitive game for 10 months.

To sack McLaren and get Mourinho before someone else does?

'''Stephen "Steve" McClaren''' (born [[3 May]] [[1961]]) is an [[England|English]] former professional [[football (soccer)|football]]er and the current holder of the biggest twat in england award, having succeeded robert pires.

re: Why? We haven't got a competitive game for 10 months.

You don't accept failure - Get rid of deadwood NOW ! - and rebuild

Ian McShane 18-1

Big Ron 25-1
Howard Wilkinson 8/11 fav

needed more Agbonlahor, has...plank...McClaren even been...to Erdington....this...s

best GIS for "scorched earth" is from a Hitler fansite, so maybe just imagine some scorched earth yourselves

http://www.users.bigpond.com/kceg/artimages/wasteland.jpg

dude there's Noodle Vague's favourite jpg, as posted to the Euro 2008 thread.

wow SYNCHRONICITY OR WHAT EH

It's the gif that keeps on gifing

soz 4 starting new thread while one was still active

xxxxxxpost nice def on da pic mr vague

I was looking for something a bit more sparse than that

It's a good picture though

noodle vague on sfa sympathy tip?

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2408/geniusec5.jpg

that mong guy right re agbonlahor. he and i should be whipping them under 21s into badass shape. mejoke but meserious

sorry, not a regliar postie hereabouts but wtftonight?

I don't know why people in England bother watching football the way they moan about it so much.

Why else do you think people watch it???

YES WE SHOULD JUST QUIETLY ACQUIESCE TO OUR SUPERIORS EH?

Did anyone else think there was kind of an awkward moment in the studio when they were going over the second goal - Shaun Wright Phillips clearly substantially to blame, but Ian Wright being there the others weren't quite sure what to say.

Kind of like X Factor if Jack Osbourne auditioned.

There's that old comic book strip Peter Bagge and Alan Moore did about the life of the Kool Aid Man, and the punchline is that he can't stop smiling even when he's suicidal and really upset. That's what McLaren interviews remind me of.

https://www.omlet.co.uk/images/nags_beetroot.gif

Holy Shit I thought that was some Cthulhu-esque horror for a minute there

RT @runofplay When your game-changing weapon is Emile Heskey, you are spiritually looking comical beneath a giant umbrella. about 19 hours ago via web

Surprised no-one's tried to revive the '4-4-2' / '4-5-1' memes we all used to love so much back when

fallen soldier formations imo

Yeah but '4-4-2' used to be 'OTM' and '4-5-1' used to be 'lol hapless losers' and now everyone's jumped on the bandwagon that it's the other way round and if only we'd been playing 4-5-1 maybe we wouldn't have been so shit. It would be a semiotic meme nightmare.

know your history children, know your history

in all seriousness, SPOTY?

noodle vague, take it away

https://www.facebook.com/carly.t.catherine/videos/10157049589060322/

this is amazing!

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