I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

i bet it's got some really sweet puns

I bet the "Pull Over" video has got some really sweet buns

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― ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Sunday, May 5, 2013 4:44 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guess you had to be there.

well I see the ilx bullying squad drove another perfectly fine poster away

― frogbs, Monday, 6 May 2013 12:14 (1 hour ago)

it was either him or the group of posters down the other set of tracks

― dylannn, Monday, 6 May 2013 12:22 (53 minutes ago)

ha!

in the as good as it gets commentary nicholson doesn't say much for a while and then there's a shot out a window of some boats and he makes a HRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM foghorn noise. best part of as good as it gets, obviously.

― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Sunday, May 5, 2013 3:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loool

I wish more commentary was like that

You can be a 'sensitive intellectual' and still be a jackass to other people fwiw

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, May 7, 2013 7:06 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if ilx has taught us anything

― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, May 7, 2013 7:10 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Clift is buried about 2 miles from my apartment.
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius)

I hope the apartment's upwind.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

I don't think it's the fantasy of many men (aside from porn-induced, now) to stop sex or a blowjob in order to masturbate onto a partner - but the two alternatives are relatively unfilmable (though I was rick-rolled with a sex ed video with a camera inside the vagina that makes things altogether too real) and in one case introduce, as noted, further complications.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, May 7, 2013 6:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Technically unless Rick Astley was dancing inside of that vagina I don't think you were rickrolled

― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, May 7, 2013 6:04 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

isn't the problem with imagination that it conjures up things you don't want? ex: jar-jar, for geo. lucas

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, May 7, 2013 10:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'meesa horny' surely

― Moron Tabernacle Chior (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, May 7, 2013 10:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol yeah i am imagining george lucas being tortured by having jar jar binks unintentionally pop up in all his sexual fantasies.

Paul Williams vid will probably show up next Monday or Tuesday, and then the week after that...THE ALBUM!

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, May 7, 2013 10:51 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

then what

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, May 7, 2013 11:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

then the next thing, then there'll be christmas to look forward to

― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Tuesday, May 7, 2013 12:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and I haven't a thing bought!

― Number None, Tuesday, May 7, 2013 12:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not a child washed in the house

the Voice is soon going to be a single guy in his underwear posting clickporn photo sets of sex events

― THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Thursday, May 9, 2013 9:44 AM (10 minutes ago)

"From your mouth to God's ears," says a lurking Ben Westhoff.

― da croupier, Thursday, May 9, 2013 9:49 AM (6 minutes ago)

lol didn't see that response

Of course, there was the inevitable auto-tune. The Gregory Brothers, known for "Bed Intruder," "Double Rainbow" and other Internet-famous, Songify reworkings of Web video, crafted "Dead Giveaway" from media interviews with Ramsey.

when Mecha-Satan descends from the stars and makes it plain that he's going to incinerate us all I hope the last pitch-shifted ear-splitting words from his molten adamantium lips in the split-second before we all apprehend our immanent doom are "Of course, there was the inevitable auto-tune"

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, May 9, 2013 1:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ice

nice

baby

i saw 'when the mecha-satan' and immediately knew who was being quoted

I am part german, and may be a little british too. But I now consider myself an american, I celebrate some costomes at home. But my ancestors have long been here. But I don't care if you're part kraut, you're still a dumb fuck. And I don't blame the brits for this countries problems or my own. I was just pointing out that they are usually asexual unless they are being homosexual.

I had an english teacher that said "Don't make up things that are not in the text." But you cuntface "liberals" just bull this shit out of the air or your dariere. This thread is about the american dream, not about you useless dumb shit democrats. Of course you would want to delete this thread, as the democratic party represents being anti intellectual. Freedom of speech does not involve politcal correctness.

I gotta take a dump but when Im done you can have fun an lick that rump.

― Mike Hawk, Thursday, 13 February 2003 14:33 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I should say enforcing political correctness involves no free speech. It sure involves no thinking. I think yuppies invented it and so they could try an make everyone as boring and untellectual as them.

You democrats really are insecure people. Go watch an episode of Seinfeld. You brain dead boring insecure lemmings!

I don't know of anything dumber than a liberal democrat.

― Mike Hawk, Thursday, 13 February 2003 14:43 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

go watch an episode of seinfeld!

that was actually roger adultery right

it reminds me of the "piss poor" thing as something that would be part of a chain email two years ago. imagine if facebook had been around in 2001, it would be flooded with posts about wingdings predicting 9/11

― chilli

oh my god. you just wrote dan brown's next book

― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon)

Also, Chicago Fire is getting a spinoff, because Dick Wolf.

― Johnny Fever, Friday, May 10, 2013 4:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I keep hoping that Dick Wolf is married to a woman named Pussy Lion

― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Friday, May 10, 2013 4:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imagine a chris nolan demolition man zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Saturday, May 11, 2013 9:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well we'd know exactly what the seashells are for

― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Saturday, May 11, 2013 9:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dr. bronner's peppermint or tea tree will make your scrotum tingle in a pleasant way

― tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Monday, 13 May 2013 15:31 (1 hour ago) Permalink

ooh!

― scintilla (seandalai), Monday, 13 May 2013 15:32 (1 hour ago) Permalink

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/14/bea-arthur-naked-up-for-sale.html

― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, May 14, 2013 3:20 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Someone get stet to put up a donation link

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Tuesday, May 14, 2013 3:25 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can we replace Mordy's gold star w/naked pic of bea arthur plz

omg i just got that Airheads joke

frank sinatra solved the problem of getting waterfalls of pussy but it had to be solved all over again by the Beatles for a new generation.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

picture yourself on a boat on a river / with tangerine trees and waterfalls of pussy

― Treeship, Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and also picture it on the moon

― Treeship, Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, that was ace

am i crazy or does the riot fest lineup for this year look pretty fun?

http://www.riotfest.org/

like even the bands i don't care that much about would probably be enjoyable live. it would be a very nostalgia-riffic show.

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

however there are "no d'bags allowed" so i guess i shouldn't bother

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or is that a band?

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha ha ha it is a band wtf

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or maybe it isn't. i'm so confused.

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

women have no taste

― akm, Thursday, May 16, 2013 8:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thank god, otherwise I'd still be single

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loool

it's funny how 'cute' has morphed over the years into 'dead-eyed asshole' bc that's kind of what he looks like in most of the pics i've seen.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, May 16, 2013 3:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're unfamiliar with the old phrase "cute as a dead-eyed asshole"?

― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, May 16, 2013 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

With some edits:

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Approximately when did Ian Curtis make the jump from sad story from secular sainthood? Each year, more and more people seem to treat the day of his death as some kind of sacred thing.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, May 18, 2013 8:38 AM (2 hours ago)

Approximately as soon as news of his death first got out

― Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Saturday, May 18, 2013 8:40 AM (2 hours ago)

this is pretty true iirc. the first time I heard The Story of Joy Division from a friend who had the main two albums, it was already drenched in myth. however then by the time I went to college in my mid-twenties, eight years later or so, I had the great good fortune to be in a class where there's a couple sophomores talking before the professor gets to class, right, and so they're like 20 or so - I would have been 26 I guess at this point - and one of them was telling the other about this crazy guy, Ian Curtis, from this band called Joy Division, and they were, like, really depressing, and into death, right, so he got a giant ice block brought to his house and put a noose around his neck and tied it to the ceiling and then sat on top of the ice block and waited for the ice to melt.

hand to God the one was telling the other one this story as "have you heard this amazing but true story." no I did not go to college at the University of Dumb People these were like normal college kids

― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:07 AM (12 minutes ago)

are you sure it wasn't a seven sisters cross-registration kind of arrangement

― j., Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:14 AM (5 minutes ago)

: D

welcome to modern ILM, which is basically a neverending competition to be the first person to correctly call something passe
--far too much asshole flesh (DJP)

Hasn't it been this way since like2006

― steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post is like looking into mirrors facing each other
― ciderpress, Sunday, May 19, 2013 1:06 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol

I liked ILX better when it was all ppl pretending to like Big & Rich and elaborate catfishing schemes

Read that someone pretending to be Big and Rich for catfishing purposes.

Save a horse, ride a kayak.

Read that someone pretending to be Big and Rich for catfishing purposes.

I assume one does this by sending the victim two identical e-mails in all caps at the same time.

In other news, my flatmate served Tony Adams at Apple this week. He didn't have an appointment and only kinda recognising him from the 90s, she asked if he was Jimmy Nail and he said no but awkwardly tried a geordie accent a lot while she was fixing his mac. It was only a bit later when a collegue told her she found out it was my embarrassing childhood idol.

― tell me more (a hoy hoy), Sunday, May 19, 2013 1:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't think you can rule out that it actually was Jimmy Nail

― Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, May 19, 2013 2:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nah he had to put his details in or something. Wrote his name Tony Adams MBE as well.

― tell me more (a hoy hoy), Sunday, May 19, 2013 2:19 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Still don't think we can rule out it was Jimmy Nail

― Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, May 19, 2013 2:21 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"who still talks nowadays of the extermination of the armenians?" - jj abrams

― balls, Sunday, May 19, 2013 7:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've seen that like three times on ILX now; have to presume he's getting popular?

― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, May 19, 2013 6:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't know. Including this one, I posted it twice. Don't know who the third person was.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, May 19, 2013 6:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

prob grady

― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, May 19, 2013 6:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no.

― gr8080, Sunday, May 19, 2013 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was def grady

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, May 19, 2013 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a grady now?