the youtube street fight thread

the amped up animal

good content deems

i was p happy with it alright

he'd do some damage in the king of the travellers bouts that lad

needs to put on at least a few stone tho

like pallister joining utd from middlesbro, he'd walk in the new star and rapidly deflate at a concrete room of auld fellas poking him and tossing bread rolls and spud skins at him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DpJh7bHPVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhIDhnKyTPc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLHMwGujvC0

istr i was much better at finding good content in this vein back in the day

maybe absolute units vs knackers has just set too firm a platonic ideal in my mind and inevitably nothing comes closes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQwQ8AW_WYc

almost always a fan of "fat kid" in this scenario, but it's hard not to root for that midget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEv6i-lhIWc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paCZAxchmjU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kydSJEPxwoU

turkish boxer shows promise but youd like to see him against better quality opposition

hahahahaaa

i'm looking for this crazy amazing ripped carrot top jr dude i found once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy2vz-oD1TM

ay deems i always knew ye were a scrapper

i'm looking for this crazy amazing ripped carrot top jr dude i found once

― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2013 02:16 (3 minutes ago)

moaty?

no

idk if this is even real but i love it, i like to imagine it's ibra vs levy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWfetF1jCO4

brace yrselves for this kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMHpjIA-Yw

gbx vs carrot top tbh

i know these ppl are mostly retarded but its still surprising how many staged fights take place on concrete when it leaves the participants one bad fall away from a murder charge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSRbkw0GjT4

#1 is the rangy capoeria dude upthread, #3 is attritional and amateurish in the extreme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O07u7KdRVo0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ScmKFs2FVZ0

wow

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=w3K0olYY9rA#t=535s

now we're getting somewhere

that is a much better compilation

clearly that is the direction to go in, trust curatorial expertise to gather the ripest content

selected especially for you @-@

kpjvideos is the godard of fight vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VweXIb2qXQc

the great dilemma of the genre is whether to go with diegetic sound of go straight for the wub wub wubbiest of brostep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRVqC0ne9r4

the russian aquarium fight

what about "let the bodies hit the floor"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rD2nMtEFSc

Kicking a guy in the head when he's down is most of the fight in Chechnya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMJBNXQ33Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyHXeOc6wAk

thread bookmarked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjRNXtMpXn4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdoe4LDggPQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT6ZiHQO-hs

In looking for examples for this thread, I have learned that I no longer think of sucker punchers as the scum of the earth. It is the despicable beta males who cheer them on whilst waving their cell phones who all need to die.

no

its the sucker punchers and head kickers

this is the street fight thread not the categorial imperative thread, deems

The sucker punch is a credible tactic in street fights and is used by almost all experienced street fighters. So is the head kick. I'm from Scotland BTW.

Dude punches girl, finds out that this displeased a former UFC fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9JpeKKBScA

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh3070esatamMh4A1b

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cepeef-_hck

R

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuoHdqZNrLc

not a street, but impressive

v good punchline too.

punchline is like baseline but to a punchup

fuckin autocorrect tho

the melbourne private school scene is rife with racial contempt and resentments

― Austrian Economics (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:51 (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the greeks are at the forefront of the white community in this struggle

― Austrian Economics (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:51 (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pfft fuck off

Greeks aren't wite

deems u seem to have mixed up your ilx and st0rmfr0nt logins again

nah they're the same innit

Epic Cat Fight (cat's horror): http://youtu.be/cbBlYfTbA44

pah, no video of a cat offering another cat out at a future date, no credibility

john woo exec credit tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydEawpWtq4o

i saw a good effort with a fast food worker bringing what seems to be an enormously long metal flyswatter to bear but was not at liberty to post i may find it again yet

i found another one where one of the ppl involved was quite probably killed and that was not good

http://i.imgur.com/BMaD9KX.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCpuvzBh8YM

first one is quite disconcerting tbh

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153229071554309

http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/r/raining_coins-1954.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vNoR4Yb4Gc

pts 2 and 3 also worth watching

lord

not a fight but there is a video in a british supermarket from years ago of a woman systematically smashing an entire aisle of glass bottles for several minutes with a similar ambience to that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y0wJ3MM2iE

this from idk latvia or somewhere is about 1/10th of the way there but people seem more bothered about it

part 3 mysteriously removed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0kGul0iXqY

it was america but a 'crazy russian lady' is responsible, maybe it's an fsu thing

There was a classic exchange once between Fernando the angry itbox player, his 50 something uncle and one young badass called Jerimiah. It happened in the St Peters Street branch of Jack Pearson's in 2006. The cops took the video unfortunately. Fernando used to lose lots of money in the roulette machines and had a penchant for wishing cancer onto the unfortunate betting shop cashiers or threatening people who made eye-contact whilst he was losing with death and he did that to the wrong person on this particular day! Even while my friend was telling me the story in this shop there was still blood spatters on the walls and someone had put graffiti next to it with an arrow and wrote "Dead Giveaway".

http://i.imgur.com/8dInWjA.gif

lolgif.ru looks like it could be a viable destination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPZdYJvUmEA

this is close as this thread will get to the platonic feelgood ideal of a terrible person being justifiably beaten to the ground, though without suffering any serious injury

to be distinguished from the darraghmac feelgood ideal of a terrible person being justifiably beaten to the ground, in order to inflict lethal injuries in the name of the society whose moral and legal codes they have violated

Lol that little shit got paid!

Whoever was standing off and filming a blind kid getting physically assaulted was just as bad as the assailant.

idk this might make some ppl think twice before picking on a blind kid

yeah but when he started filming it doesn't seem apparent that the cowardly piece of shit bully is about to get slotted

although I have just watched it again and maybe it was

it's more that i abhor violence tbh and can't see sense in ever putting a hand on someone unless you're gonna fuckin kill them

what evidence first kid is blind btw

there's a slightly stilted ambience about the whole thing it's true

if you freezeframe at 12.6 seconds you can see the pre-planted explosive charges that took the bully down

probably still an actually blind child, though

https://twitter.com/ThirtySecFights/status/792815325876191232

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSYuZMEIfi8