New Yorker magazine alert thread

hey so i'm totally about to board this plane. should be p cool. see u later

haha wrong thread

Haha, order your subscription NOW arby's!

they're moving the ipad version from adobe's proprietary platform to html5

oh god i hope this doesn't require an active connection (i assume not)

nope - it'll function identically to the iphone version, which is already html5-based. each page of the ipad version, iirc, literally gets rendered as a bitmap

iphone issues are too big too tho ~40mb

so i read that mindy kaling article, it wasn't great but neither were any of the other ones in that pretty dumb recurring feature... really dont see why hers deserved calling out or why its like PROOF she's untalented or something

nope - it'll function identically to the iphone version, which is already html5-based. each page of the ipad version, iirc, literally gets rendered as a bitmap

oh ace

lagϚn: 40 mb isn't too bad given the images, but i agree that 10 mb would be preferable

theres no way the the v few images for such a small screen should add up to 40mb, still some weird shit going on there, i mean 40mb for the iphone screen is m/l the same thing as 200 for the ipad

"I asked if he or Gavin knew anything about fungi, and he said, 'Not that much. I told him that I felt the universe had been directing me to change my life. Skidmore had cut fungi out of the curriculum, and at a Dreaming with the Dead workshop in '05, I had received a message: 'Life is mushrooming.' I was testing him to see how he would react. I told him what had happened the night before--I had seen a milk snake doing a dance of death beside a road near my house, and when I checked again the snake was curled in the shape of a heart. This was a sign that I should do what I loved. Even listened, and totally got what I was saying. That's when I knew I could work with him. I asked him, 'Can we get married?'"

From the plastic fungus piece.

yeah i love the way the author just kind of drops the superwoowoo lady into that piece

i stopped reading that a page or so in because i was like i'm not even sold on this being a thing yet, do i really need to know all about these guys' extended family history, but should i go back?

try reading it backwards

I unno, I didn't mind the family history tbh! Anyway it kind of pays off quickly in that it explains the initial eureka moment, and maybe how they were able to get their startup off the ground (still reading it atm).

i stopped reading that a page or so in because i was like i'm not even sold on this being a thing yet, do i really need to know all about these guys' extended family history, but should i go back?

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very frequently feel this way about new yorker articles

yeah they could def stand to leave out the background info from time to time

u mad that's what i read nyer for

its sometimes illuminating but sometime not and like im just sayin feel free to switch up the format occasionally

a nyer story: zoom in, zoom out, childhood, factoids, factoids, think abt it

ya that was def something that i really loved about it when i first got into the mag, all the character profiles & the way they'd humanize the most obscure or even evil ppl... but sometimes i find it tiresome, idk like it's stretching out to cover up for less thorough reporting, describing in minute detail what the person was wearing to cover up for the short & shallow interview they're using

I wish I were a humanities grad student and could make a thesis out of analyzing all NYer writing, ever, and determine what percentage of pieces had a physical description of someone and/or his/her attire as the second sentence.

they don't print many photos; physical discriptions are important

they famously didn't print any photos until somewhat recently. for some reason 'no photos' was a point of pride for a certain class of publication - nyer, new republic, wall st journal.

the whole thing of setting up a story and then about 1/5 of the way in going "klaus dingeldore was born in a placid rhineland village in 1972. his father was a monkey keeper" is 100% just part of the structure of its profile pieces but i didnt really think the mushroom thing was going to be a profile piece but more of a science/product thing i guess. i guess i was less interested in hearing about the family history of a 28-year-old cool dude who has an exciting new form of styrofoam.

well to be a little reductive it's supposed to be literary journalism, these aren't blog posts

If y'all want to have some fun, dig up some ancient issues of the magazine, when every story was 30 pages too long and the mag from page to page looked like a cut-n-paste zine-quality design mess.

I recall the multi-issue stories from my childhood, when mom and dad would argue over who did or did not throw out/lose/otherwise displace an issue before the other could read Part 1.

thank u 4 new dn slocks

there's more science in the article but it's a bit basic and ted-talky. best part is the lady in the excerpt leeeeee quoted and the angry man who teaches you how to invent stuff

i recommend the article about the crazy manhattan apartment sublet scam this week

i realized i basically subscribe to the new yorker for the true crime stories

vanity fair has really good true crime abt rich people

the koch bros/PBS thing was depressing, i saw that film (can't remember if i saw it in PBS or netflix) and it was decent muckraking but not very well executed.

Vanity Fair/Esquire/GQ/Wired/New Yorker/New York are all good for blue collar crime writing

do you mean white collar?

yeah, duh. i have no collar.

who will report on barechested crime

i like tshirt crimes

sweater crime

Backgammon article is pretty entertaining.

who will report on barechested crime

"COPS," usually.

this in the styrofoam mushroom article freaked me the fuk out

A student from Kuwait suggested a public-area surveillance device that would detect people with incapacitating depression; then professionals could intervene and stop suicides.

was wondering why these weren't showing up in my mailbox for the last few weeks but then I got a notice that my subscription has ended. My dad was paying for it so I guess I'll hassle him about it.

the brief Kim Gordon profile was okay.

Her dog's name is Syd Barrett!

so now it's established both kim gordon & lorrie moore are riggins fans

It quotes an ilxor!

George Packer on tech and politics is pretty awesome, which has a followup blog post. Does he always insert editorial asides into his political pieces/is he the only NYer contributor who does that, or does he save that treatment for libertarians?

lemme guess, the bike in cleveland that yelled 'go back to art school, you faggots!' ?

**biker