I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

In other news, my flatmate served Tony Adams at Apple this week. He didn't have an appointment and only kinda recognising him from the 90s, she asked if he was Jimmy Nail and he said no but awkwardly tried a geordie accent a lot while she was fixing his mac. It was only a bit later when a collegue told her she found out it was my embarrassing childhood idol.

― tell me more (a hoy hoy), Sunday, May 19, 2013 1:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't think you can rule out that it actually was Jimmy Nail

― Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, May 19, 2013 2:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nah he had to put his details in or something. Wrote his name Tony Adams MBE as well.

― tell me more (a hoy hoy), Sunday, May 19, 2013 2:19 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Still don't think we can rule out it was Jimmy Nail

― Hearing moyes confirmedare we hearing m (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, May 19, 2013 2:21 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"who still talks nowadays of the extermination of the armenians?" - jj abrams

― balls, Sunday, May 19, 2013 7:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've seen that like three times on ILX now; have to presume he's getting popular?

― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, May 19, 2013 6:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't know. Including this one, I posted it twice. Don't know who the third person was.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, May 19, 2013 6:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

prob grady

― klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Sunday, May 19, 2013 6:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no.

― gr8080, Sunday, May 19, 2013 9:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was def grady

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, May 19, 2013 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a grady now?

hahaha

Oy. Didn't mean to offend anyone. Sorry, crüt. Will bow out of thread...

― That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, May 21, 2013 5:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no don't go! I've been kind of on edge lately. sorry for lashing out.

― ḉrut (crüt), woensdag 22 mei 2013 1:16 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NO FUCK THAT GUY CRUT I GOT YR BACK PUNKS JUMP UP TO GET BEAT DOWN

― balls, woensdag 22 mei 2013 1:32 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In an interview in 'Scoop with Raya', Vin Diesel mentioned that 'Fast 8' may be filmed in Egypt, with a 9th Fast and Furious in Guam.

why not space dude? why not space?

― da croupier, Wednesday, May 22, 2013 2:21 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or Hell

Why not filmed live in the cinema where you're watching it?

when we troll, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll troll again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's trolls ... and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.

― mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:07 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

mordy if this pathetic routine is just a ploy to make us feel sympathy for you and your racist settler state... well then it's working--come on in for a hug ya big ole lump!

― flopson, Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:47 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

lol where is that from

thats so good

one time I went to a pizza hut with a can of pineapple chunks and just started shaking them all over everybodys pizza, the kids were cheering, the moms were crying, a disabled vet stood up from his wheelchair and saluted me

― 乒乓, Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:04 PM

haha man alltime classic from flopson

Sven Vath waves records in the air but there I think it means "whooow I am really fucking high, feel the way the air curves around this and trickles through my fingers, hey I appear to have danced across the stage, where are the decks, I love you"

― why does Kanye say he was based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire? (sic), Thursday, May 16, 2013 2:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4517/robot20dinosaur20sex.jpg

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Feeling this one.

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh shit i know the perfect thread for that one

― Mordy , Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well it's not going to help anyone learn Mandarin any quicker

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If only there was some way I could find out the Chinese for 'do not want'.

不要

要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要
要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要
要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要
要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要
要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要

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^

hahaha

ha good work

amazing

:D

assuming that that character means 'want', the game Bananaman Begins is playing is that of Enlightenment - for what is Enlightenment but the abolishment of all desires?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/%E4%B8%8D-order.gifhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/%E8%A6%81-order.gif

"Want" kinda looks Katamari dude.

If you own a pizzeria and you put a salad bar in that pizzeria, people will steal everything in that salad bar and dip their pizza in it when god isn't looking

― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:22 (1 minute ago)

tip: sufjan grafton is in it to win it on the pizza toppings thread

idg RS/bananaman's

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Invaders

haaaah

oh wow

http://andrewgaug.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/obscure-pop-culture-reference-t-shirt_design.png?w=300&h=300

olds :/

I've played plenty of Space Invaders in my life! I just didn't infer it from the ASCII art.

Oh shi

OOO LA LA

http://www.womansday.com/cm/womansday/images/XV/02-France-fried-eggs.jpg

― waterface, Friday, May 24, 2013 5:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay no

― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, May 24, 2013 5:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that spring onion? cunts

― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, May 24, 2013 5:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only thing that can help that pizza is some rocket

― 乒乓, Friday, May 24, 2013 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

red rocket

― 乒乓, Friday, May 24, 2013 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that pizza actually looks amazing

yeah i wd ruin it

conceptually a jalepeno chive fried egg pizza could be great but are you actually looking at the egg, oh god the yolk

Should be over easy and we'd be cool

ten (plus) reasons not to be a writer "i have a different and fascinating reason not to be a writer, and it is..."

they never ever fail to mention that if bigfoot actually exists it is most likely Oreopithicus

Not to be confused with its slightly larger cousin, Doublestufopithicus

― lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Wednesday, May 15, 2013

some MAD MEN spoilers perhaps?
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vietnam mentioned, joan mentions she's seeing someone (probably bob, who had coffee again at joan's place in those fucking shorts), joan reacting to something on tv (this was july from angel angelof shootings reference so guessing next episode is august - joan reacting to chicago dnc? soviet tanks rolling into prague? prince harald of norway marrying a commoner? probably the last one).

White Light/White Heat entering the charts at #199?

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:33 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

next week on mad men: bob benson couldn't hit it sideways

― balls, Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:36 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sal too busy suckin on a ding dong

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:37 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o no 'duck and sally inside' - and duck was in this episode!

― balls, Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:39 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

abe has a change of heart, mails himself to peg, gets stabbed again.

― balls, Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:40 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

moving along!

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:40 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(Yes, this is nba insider stuff, but all time lol:)

but really this game was basically joey crawford until late in the third joey crawford when joey crawford had to go to the bench with his fifth joey crawford, you could really feel the joey crawford shift in favor of joey crawford, joey crawford hit that three to bring it back within joey crawford but a couple of questionable joey crawfords later and it was wrapped up, so now it's all even joey crawford-joey crawford going back to joey crawford for joey crawford 5

― joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Wednesday, May 29, 2013

wouldnt make footcelsior on a slow day tbh

you obv don't know joey crawford