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In an interview in 'Scoop with Raya', Vin Diesel mentioned that 'Fast 8' may be filmed in Egypt, with a 9th Fast and Furious in Guam.

why not space dude? why not space?

― da croupier, Wednesday, May 22, 2013 2:21 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link

or Hell

Number None, Thursday, 23 May 2013 08:05 (ten years ago) link

Why not filmed live in the cinema where you're watching it?

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 23 May 2013 08:26 (ten years ago) link

when we troll, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll troll again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's trolls ... and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.

― mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes), Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:07 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 23 May 2013 16:13 (ten years ago) link

mordy if this pathetic routine is just a ploy to make us feel sympathy for you and your racist settler state... well then it's working--come on in for a hug ya big ole lump!

― flopson, Thursday, May 23, 2013 3:47 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iatee, Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link

lmao

unfinest DN (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link

lol where is that from

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link

thats so good

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 23 May 2013 21:01 (ten years ago) link

one time I went to a pizza hut with a can of pineapple chunks and just started shaking them all over everybodys pizza, the kids were cheering, the moms were crying, a disabled vet stood up from his wheelchair and saluted me

― 乒乓, Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:04 PM

mookieproof, Friday, 24 May 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link

haha man alltime classic from flopson

my mans ray manzarek (some dude), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:24 (ten years ago) link

Sven Vath waves records in the air but there I think it means "whooow I am really fucking high, feel the way the air curves around this and trickles through my fingers, hey I appear to have danced across the stage, where are the decks, I love you"

― why does Kanye say he was based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire? (sic), Thursday, May 16, 2013 2:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:05 (ten years ago) link

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4517/robot20dinosaur20sex.jpg

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Feeling this one.

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh shit i know the perfect thread for that one

― Mordy , Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well it's not going to help anyone learn Mandarin any quicker

― I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, May 23, 2013 7:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 24 May 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link

If only there was some way I could find out the Chinese for 'do not want'.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Friday, 24 May 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link

不要

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 11:14 (ten years ago) link

要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要
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要要要要要 要要要要要 要要要要要
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Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 May 2013 11:33 (ten years ago) link

hahaha

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 24 May 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link

ha good work

dschinghis kraan (NickB), Friday, 24 May 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

amazing

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Friday, 24 May 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

:D

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:01 (ten years ago) link

assuming that that character means 'want', the game Bananaman Begins is playing is that of Enlightenment - for what is Enlightenment but the abolishment of all desires?

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link

"Want" kinda looks Katamari dude.

pplains, Friday, 24 May 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link

If you own a pizzeria and you put a salad bar in that pizzeria, people will steal everything in that salad bar and dip their pizza in it when god isn't looking

― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:22 (1 minute ago)

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

tip: sufjan grafton is in it to win it on the pizza toppings thread

the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:34 (ten years ago) link

idg RS/bananaman's

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

haaaah

乒乓, Friday, 24 May 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link

oh wow

ḉrut (crüt), Friday, 24 May 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link

I've played plenty of Space Invaders in my life! I just didn't infer it from the ASCII art.

ḉrut (crüt), Friday, 24 May 2013 15:22 (ten years ago) link

Oh shi

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

OOO LA LA

http://www.womansday.com/cm/womansday/images/XV/02-France-fried-eggs.jpg

― waterface, Friday, May 24, 2013 5:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay no

― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, May 24, 2013 5:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that spring onion? cunts

― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, May 24, 2013 5:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only thing that can help that pizza is some rocket

― 乒乓, Friday, May 24, 2013 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

red rocket

― 乒乓, Friday, May 24, 2013 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 24 May 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link

that pizza actually looks amazing

yeah i wd ruin it

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link

conceptually a jalepeno chive fried egg pizza could be great but are you actually looking at the egg, oh god the yolk

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 25 May 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link

Should be over easy and we'd be cool

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 25 May 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

ten (plus) reasons not to be a writer "i have a different and fascinating reason not to be a writer, and it is..."

乒乓, Sunday, 26 May 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

they never ever fail to mention that if bigfoot actually exists it is most likely Oreopithicus

Not to be confused with its slightly larger cousin, Doublestufopithicus

― lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Aimless, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

some MAD MEN spoilers perhaps?
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vietnam mentioned, joan mentions she's seeing someone (probably bob, who had coffee again at joan's place in those fucking shorts), joan reacting to something on tv (this was july from angel angelof shootings reference so guessing next episode is august - joan reacting to chicago dnc? soviet tanks rolling into prague? prince harald of norway marrying a commoner? probably the last one).

White Light/White Heat entering the charts at #199?

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:33 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

next week on mad men: bob benson couldn't hit it sideways

― balls, Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:36 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sal too busy suckin on a ding dong

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:37 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o no 'duck and sally inside' - and duck was in this episode!

― balls, Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:39 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

abe has a change of heart, mails himself to peg, gets stabbed again.

― balls, Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:40 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

moving along!

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:40 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

(Yes, this is nba insider stuff, but all time lol:)

but really this game was basically joey crawford until late in the third joey crawford when joey crawford had to go to the bench with his fifth joey crawford, you could really feel the joey crawford shift in favor of joey crawford, joey crawford hit that three to bring it back within joey crawford but a couple of questionable joey crawfords later and it was wrapped up, so now it's all even joey crawford-joey crawford going back to joey crawford for joey crawford 5

― joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Aimless, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link

wouldnt make footcelsior on a slow day tbh

bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

you obv don't know joey crawford

Aimless, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/b6N1tli.gif

polyphonic, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

aimless otm, quality lol

balls, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link

if only there were some kind of "basketball-lolz" thread you could have posted that in

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link

I might make one, just need to think of a snappy name

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link

rolling joey crawford thread

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

It’s not my job to sooth their fear and discomfort. In fact, sometimes after my daughters fall asleep ill pay a stranger to stand in the corner of their bedroom and stare at them all night long.
It’s not my job to unlock my bedroom door at 3am when my daughters are outside screaming about some strange guy in their room staring at them.If I do, I have robbed them of the opportunity to learn to calm themselves, assess their situation, and try to problem solve their own way out of it.
It’s not my job to keep them from falling. Yes, the second story window is probably their only escape. If they end up permanently paralyzed from the waist down, they will survive the disappointment. What's more, they will have a goal, avoiding the strange staring man at night while not waking up mommy, and the incentive to work to achieve it.

― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, May 29, 2013 6:41 PM (2 hours ago)

(context)

☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Thursday, 30 May 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link


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