I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

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hahaha

ha good work

amazing

:D

assuming that that character means 'want', the game Bananaman Begins is playing is that of Enlightenment - for what is Enlightenment but the abolishment of all desires?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/%E4%B8%8D-order.gifhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/%E8%A6%81-order.gif

"Want" kinda looks Katamari dude.

If you own a pizzeria and you put a salad bar in that pizzeria, people will steal everything in that salad bar and dip their pizza in it when god isn't looking

― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 May 2013 14:22 (1 minute ago)

tip: sufjan grafton is in it to win it on the pizza toppings thread

idg RS/bananaman's

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Invaders

haaaah

oh wow

http://andrewgaug.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/obscure-pop-culture-reference-t-shirt_design.png?w=300&h=300

olds :/

I've played plenty of Space Invaders in my life! I just didn't infer it from the ASCII art.

Oh shi

OOO LA LA

http://www.womansday.com/cm/womansday/images/XV/02-France-fried-eggs.jpg

― waterface, Friday, May 24, 2013 5:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay no

― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, May 24, 2013 5:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is that spring onion? cunts

― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Friday, May 24, 2013 5:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only thing that can help that pizza is some rocket

― 乒乓, Friday, May 24, 2013 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

red rocket

― 乒乓, Friday, May 24, 2013 5:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that pizza actually looks amazing

yeah i wd ruin it

conceptually a jalepeno chive fried egg pizza could be great but are you actually looking at the egg, oh god the yolk

Should be over easy and we'd be cool

ten (plus) reasons not to be a writer "i have a different and fascinating reason not to be a writer, and it is..."

they never ever fail to mention that if bigfoot actually exists it is most likely Oreopithicus

Not to be confused with its slightly larger cousin, Doublestufopithicus

― lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Wednesday, May 15, 2013

some MAD MEN spoilers perhaps?
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vietnam mentioned, joan mentions she's seeing someone (probably bob, who had coffee again at joan's place in those fucking shorts), joan reacting to something on tv (this was july from angel angelof shootings reference so guessing next episode is august - joan reacting to chicago dnc? soviet tanks rolling into prague? prince harald of norway marrying a commoner? probably the last one).

White Light/White Heat entering the charts at #199?

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:33 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

next week on mad men: bob benson couldn't hit it sideways

― balls, Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:36 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sal too busy suckin on a ding dong

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:37 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o no 'duck and sally inside' - and duck was in this episode!

― balls, Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:39 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

abe has a change of heart, mails himself to peg, gets stabbed again.

― balls, Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:40 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

moving along!

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, May 28, 2013 9:40 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(Yes, this is nba insider stuff, but all time lol:)

but really this game was basically joey crawford until late in the third joey crawford when joey crawford had to go to the bench with his fifth joey crawford, you could really feel the joey crawford shift in favor of joey crawford, joey crawford hit that three to bring it back within joey crawford but a couple of questionable joey crawfords later and it was wrapped up, so now it's all even joey crawford-joey crawford going back to joey crawford for joey crawford 5

― joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Wednesday, May 29, 2013

wouldnt make footcelsior on a slow day tbh

you obv don't know joey crawford

http://i.imgur.com/b6N1tli.gif

aimless otm, quality lol

if only there were some kind of "basketball-lolz" thread you could have posted that in

I might make one, just need to think of a snappy name

rolling joey crawford thread

It’s not my job to sooth their fear and discomfort. In fact, sometimes after my daughters fall asleep ill pay a stranger to stand in the corner of their bedroom and stare at them all night long.
It’s not my job to unlock my bedroom door at 3am when my daughters are outside screaming about some strange guy in their room staring at them.If I do, I have robbed them of the opportunity to learn to calm themselves, assess their situation, and try to problem solve their own way out of it.
It’s not my job to keep them from falling. Yes, the second story window is probably their only escape. If they end up permanently paralyzed from the waist down, they will survive the disappointment. What's more, they will have a goal, avoiding the strange staring man at night while not waking up mommy, and the incentive to work to achieve it.

― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, May 29, 2013 6:41 PM (2 hours ago)

(context)

old lol:

Well, after reading these posts, I'd have to conclude that I jumped the shark before I picked up my first guitar. I regret that my father ever had me and, after I forward the above to him, I expect he will be (or surely already is) sorry too. What a pity that I haven't managed to contribute more to society, to the world of art and music and, most especially, to the musical lives of Rickey and Eisbär and J.D.

Diana and I will simply have to euthenise ourselves, so that we cease to offend the culvivated multitude.

What a useful corrective this board has been. If only the internet had been around in the seventies, I would have learned what a waste I am earier.

Cheers,

DM

― Declan MacManus, Monday, May 30, 2005 10:08 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That reads much better with the Brodsky Quartet behind it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, May 30, 2005 10:10 PM

there's no basketball lolz thread because like 10 people post on the board

there is a basketball lolz thread it's called basketblolz

that's not for posts it's for videos and gifs

i've bookmarked that thread but would feel like a poseur on that board cuz i don't follow hoops nearly as much as when i was a kid and would call my dad at work to let him know the hawks had signed ray tolbert to a ten day contract

i am the hoops mod, pls come post there, we accept str8 garbage on the reg

We're going hawk flying or something next month for my day's birthday. I'll take a speaker and play this at the birds, see what happens.

― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, May 30, 2013 6:55 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for those about to raaawk...

― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Thursday, May 30, 2013 6:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Get used to holding bits of raw meat and worrying that your face is about to be scarred for life.

― Matt DC, Thursday, May 30, 2013 6:57 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sounds like an undergraduate cookout

― they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, May 30, 2013 6:58 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the cartoon is obviously anti-semitic but what's the significance of the pitchfork? googling "jews pitchfork" just gets me david berman

― k3vin k., Thursday, May 30, 2013 3:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

lolz

Don't open this at work
http://mypenisismadeofdogshit.bandcamp.com/album/get-satan-my-penis-is-made-of-dogshit-remix

― sword of (seandalai), Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:55 PM

Kanye works with Mike Dean who despite recording some of my fav hip hop ever (Geto boys, scarf ace, UGK) isn't the guy id go to for a nice sounding records these days. He's of the LOL stick an ultramaximizer on everything to make it pop school of production. Everything this record isn't.

― Crackle Box, Friday, May 31, 2013 6:35 AM (1 hour ago)

lol at "scarf ace"

― give life back to usic (The Reverend), Friday, May 31, 2013 7:03 AM (51 minutes ago)

http://k.7w7.us/li/mpr/mpr/shrink_80_80/p/2/000/060/2d9/03c1a55.jpg

― ttyih boi (crüt), Friday, May 31, 2013 7:44 AM (10 minutes ago)

*drops mic*

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Friday, May 31, 2013 7:53 AM (1 minute ago)

haaaaaaa

lol

Pic of former ilxor posted for lols, nice. Mods?