Come anticipate Roy Hodgson's three months in charge og England with me.

Wanted to kill something several times during that.

probably myself, can't recall now

lol at this crowd being England's twelfth man

incredible ten seconds

been coming

better than anything Brazil have done tonight tbf

Chamberlain to do NOTHING OF NOTE WHATSOEVER FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!

prove me wrong...prove me wrong...

actually been a good substitution from woy even without the goal

damn yo

twp

the hype begins..

can't wait to hear this crowd at the final whistle

Rooney has actually been alright tonight. Done well with very little service

playing at his spiritual home

haha

Bernard is really good. Looks about twelve though. I think he's 5 foot 4.

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Mark Chamberlain, dad of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, tells 5Live he missed his son's goal v Brazil "because I fell asleep" watching England.

i was promised a wondergoal wtf? rooney's first touch careens off him and AOC cunts it? gtfo

They were both good goals, be fair.

I am fair beyond the ken c of mortal men, it gets me into trouble does my cold and gimlet eye, yr old talisman is a bloated whore of an ollie reed variety and yr young pretenders are all mark lester looked-good-exactly-once-aged-ten nothing cunts that in a properly regulated world could only dream of an alternative career in podiatry or w/e

jon chards, we call 'em

loooool

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he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy) wrote this on thread Gareth Barry won't be on dis ting: Champions League and Europa League 09/10 on board I Love Everything on 06-Apr-2010

is a hathattrick six or nine? I say he settle for nothing less than an unprecedented hathathattrick tonight.

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Dunno. Was once in a game where scouts from Reading and Southampton came to watch our schools team and fatty Jon Chard scored 9 in some sort of freak show (our normal forward was on holiday iirc? and we usually lost e'ery week), got put on trials at both sides and was lol'd away when he turned up to show each team how rubbish he actually was. Mebbe should ring him and ask him if it was a hathatrick or a hathathatrick.

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i feel like i've posted more about this horrible school cunt more on ilf for him to become a minor ilf meme but it took 3 searches to find this post.

He appears here about once a year, like an evil Arshavin

this shd put the kibosh on Pearce's management career quite nicely

how is he going to defend this to his brother

LOL Norway U21 1-0 Italy U21

Is this the unofficial U21 Euros thread? Anyway, don't know if the mascots for the Italy team were laughing at the players singing the national anthem, or if they just had the giggles, but it was really funny.

Where's our Melwood report?

Just finishing the paragraph on the envelopes ;)

Goalkeepers: Ben Foster, Joe Hart, John Ruddy
Defenders: Leighton Baines, Gary Cahill, Ashley Cole, Phil Jagielka, Glen Johnson, Phil Jones, Chris Smalling, Kyle Walker
Midfielders: Michael Carrick, Tom Cleverley, Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, Jack Wilshere, James Milner, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Theo Walcott, Ashley Young, Wilfried Zaha
Strikers: Jermain Defoe, Rickie Lambert, Wayne Rooney, Danny Welbeck

scenario: you are a prem team with this squad. you get a massive bag of cash dropped on your doorstep by an oil gangster. before clicking on the transfers tab, at what positions, if any, do you think 'we're okay there'?

Goalkeepers: Joe Hart
Defenders: Leighton Baines, Gary Cahill, Ashley Cole, Glen Johnson
Midfielders: Michael Carrick, Steven Gerrard, Jack Wilshere, Theo Walcott
Strikers: Wayne Rooney

= lb

Doing alright for deep-lying playmakers I suppose.

I mean not if you had money to drop on Pirlo or Modric or someone but still...

well spotted woy, if chelsea bid for ruddy then he must obviously be better than fraser forster

Happy with the fullbacks; attacking midfield okay, but realistically of course you're going to buy the world's finest; Rooney; you'd probably keep Hart.

Ruddy; Jones, Smalling, Jagielka, Walker; Milner, Ox, Young, Zaha; Lambert, Welbeck

This team stays up imo.

Jesus fuck we need a striker. And some new centre backs. Is Ashley young really still an automatic selection for an England squad?

Man Utd's Ashley Young?

Zaha in there is a bit of a joke as well.

been tearing it up in pre-season tbf (one of the few)

Ruddy; Jones, Smalling, Jagielka, Walker; Milner, Ox, Young, Zaha; Lambert, Welbeck

This team stays up imo

Not without a midfield that can protect that pissweak back four it doesn't.

well spotted woy, if chelsea bid for ruddy then he must obviously be better than fraser forster

To be fair to big Fraser he's been fucking pish since people started rating him.

Where's Scotty Parker in that squad, is he injured?

Combination of age and form I'd guess.

Steven Gerrard is 33.

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