Things that are just bafflingly expensive

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28. Gibson guitars.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Real ale is expensive because it is expensive to make, and is not made on an industrial scale.

Personally it is baffling why Real Ale costs less in pubs than generic industrial lagers (Fosters, Stella etc.) and keg Guiness (the bottle conditioned guiness the exception here) when it costs much more to make and keep in good condition. Of course the reason for this is the marketing costs of these products, and I'm not complaining. I can envisage a time in the future when Ale becomes the premium product in price terms though.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

assuming we're taking 'bafflingly' to just mean 'cynical rip-off by the sellers'

No, we're talking about things where the price just makes no sense. Either because the whole industry keeps something artificially expensive and no one can be bothered to start a price war, or because they're considered a delicacy, or because there's wildly inconsistent pricing policy, or something like rail fares which is just absurd.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:36 (seventeen years ago) link

29. Getting your car serviced at a main dealer.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:36 (seventeen years ago) link

How do you get around the counter to the popcorn in order to effect this trick? It seems dangerous.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't quite understand the bit about the certain tickets available at certain times part (as in when you book during between 4 and 6pm of the day or something??).. or maybe that just proves your point!

some airlines (esp the budgety ones) seem to just quote your fares as a combination of singles these days. but yes it's easier with planes unless you're mixing and matching airlines (but i don't think that's the same with mixing train companies).

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:37 (seventeen years ago) link

30. Earplugs - £2.50+ for 3 pairs of very small pieces of foam rubber!

M Carty (mj_c), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:37 (seventeen years ago) link

30. Dictaphone tapes

Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Train ticket pricing is far more baffling than airline pricing. With the latter, it's usually just a case of the earlier you book, the cheaper it is. With trains, certain tickets become available at certain times, two singles are someetimes cheaper than a return, sometimes it's even cheaper to buy two separate A-B and B-C tickets than one A-B-C one when you need to change trains.

otm. and it's shocking how much you can be ripped off if you don't 'shop around' for the best priced ticket. For instance my monthly visits to Bristol could cost me £82 if I just asked the teller "return ticket to Bristol please", but booking online and looking for certain types of tickets I end up saving about thirty quid.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

29. Getting your car serviced at a main dealer.


Who does that? I thought everyone took it to A Little Bloke Down The Road.

(although, saying that, I have been pleasantly surprised by how competitively priced the dealership has been in doing some work on my BMW)

C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

because the whole industry keeps something artificially expensive

how does that not make sense (to them)?

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

bottled water OTM.. how can it cost more than soft drinks i.e. water with added fun in it!!!!??!??!

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:40 (seventeen years ago) link

How do you get around the counter to the popcorn in order to effect this trick? It seems dangerous.

You don't. Popcorn + pick'n'mix are freely available to scoff at will to fill up your container with in the main concourse of the cinema. (at least where I live, anyway)

C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

non-price competition!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's more a case of expecting things to come down in price after a while, as they do in most markets, but this never happening

xpost to Stevem

Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

People don't buy things if they are cheap.

i.e

Panda cola

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Pizza is insanely cheap i.e. free if you go to that bar in Williamsburg where they give it out. Do they still do it?

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Roller Cola! Eight litres for 49p!

C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

otm. and it's shocking how much you can be ripped off if you don't 'shop around' for the best priced ticket. For instance my monthly visits to Bristol could cost me £82 if I just asked the teller "return ticket to Bristol please", but booking online and looking for certain types of tickets I end up saving about thirty quid.

are you buying the tickets from the teller in advance though?

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

People don't buy things if they are cheap.

i.e

Panda cola

Yes there is a funny 'if it's that cheap it must taste shit' thing with this.

Fentimann's glass bottled cola is 're-assuringly expensive' otoh.

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

10p space invader crisps!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

they were great tho

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

We need a thread about cheap things which aren't crap!

C J (C J), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

panda cola is a bad example though becuase it's ACTUALLY NASTY.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

ken, no that would be the day of the travel. would that make a difference?

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yeh but jel is saying people don't even bother to find that out, i think

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes there is a funny 'if it's that cheap it must taste shit' thing with this.

Price is generally a good indicator of quality.

Panda cola tastes shit. xpost grr.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Space Invaders crisps are horrible.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

31. Women's haircuts. I pay £5, my wife pays about £70.

bham (bham), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes there is a funny 'if it's that cheap it must taste shit' thing with this.

Concept of 'brand equity' to thread.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:47 (seventeen years ago) link

God through female haircuts OTM. Why hasn't ANYONE tried doing a budget airline version of this? Chain of women's hairdressers that are cheap but have a reputation for being Not Shit.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

No, we're talking about things where the price just makes no sense. Either because the whole industry keeps something artificially expensive and no one can be bothered to start a price war, or because they're considered a delicacy, or because there's wildly inconsistent pricing policy, or something like rail fares which is just absurd.

i forget what the proper term is for economics of luxury goods but for things like truffles, diamonds &c their "artificially" high price is an integral part of their market appeal in the first place

lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

EasyHairdresser

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Because truffles aren't actually that tasty, you mean? See also caviar.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Ferrero Rochet?

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Printer cartridges are dear because you're a captive audience - the printer is a loss leader that traps you into buying hugely pricey toner that you can't do without.

Macamadamia nuts are expensive because they need shelling by hand (I think?) because they'd be poisonous otherwise.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

**Who does that? I thought everyone took it to A Little Bloke Down The Road**

Yes, I take it to the little guy down the road, but I have used the main dealer for one or two jobs over the years. You'd be amazed how many people just pay through the nose for jobs that any mechanic could do.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

run that one past me again. How can they be non-poisonous if you shell them by hand but poisonous if you shell them using a machine?

New Mark H (New MarkH), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Bottom of market:

Gent's barber

Other end:

Male Grooming

Saw this on 211 bus through Fulham yesterday.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark C, you are thinking of Blowfish surely?

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

re: women's haircuts - having said that I pay a fiver to get my hair cut and it takes about five minutes; most ladies' cuts probably take several times that

Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Last £5 haircut I had took 45 mins and it was the best "no. 4 all over" I ever had.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

How is it even possible to take that long?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

You go very slowly and talk to the other barbers a lot. It's part of what you pay for, at least for me.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Iceland

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link

God, my last haircut took less than 45 minutes, including washing, cutting, drying and straightening. It cost £18. I do not understand ANYONE who pays £70 to get their hair cut.

(I had an ex-boyfriend who used to pay about £30 to get his hair cut. He was a poncey twat).

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark H, you're right, I was misremembering. Macamadamias are a) very difficult to shell and b) need prolonged leaching to remove poisonous glycerides.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

God through female haircuts OTM. Why hasn't ANYONE tried doing a budget airline version of this? Chain of women's hairdressers that are cheap but have a reputation for being Not Shit.

i always imagined part of the joy of female haircut is to be able to tell others how much you've spent on your haircut.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

this is why diamonds are expensive, and rolex, and designer clothes.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

oh xpost to lex

ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 January 2007 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

what if it is trawler-sized, and what come tail-flickeringly from its dispensation outlet are correspondingly scaled-up so as to be sardine-sized

pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link

sorry that's the worst post ever but it's all that sarahel deserves for this grotesque impropriety >:|

pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link

imago is this what you mean?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0

, Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link

paulinho

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link

sorry that's the worst post ever but it's all that sarahel deserves for this grotesque impropriety >:|

― pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, October 25, 2014 3:06 PM (5 minutes ago)

that doesn't even come close to being your worst post ever

sarahell, Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link

at "Oh! Didn't even tell you" I laughed very hard

pecker shrivellage (imago), Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

i have no fucking idea what that means

sarahell, Saturday, 25 October 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link


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