guys, how do i meet "cougars"?

according to dan savage you find cougars by getting a job at bars or gyms frequented by rich LOACAs and then let nature take its course. And of course you should borrow Tomboto's wig.

http://wackyraccoon.free.fr/source/jpeg/courgette.jpg

Lonely Older Aroused Cock Addicts?

leopards of a certain apogee

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Andro_Elgyn

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/John_Cougar_The_Kid_Inside.jpg

# guys, how do i meet "cougars"?
# A bra that lights up!

Millar: fighting for the rights of cougars everywhere

OH MY GOD I AM ONE OF THESE ARENT I.

wait cougars is goths?

No I meant the older woman/younger guy thing.

(last bf 25, current bf 23... I'm er anyway carry on nothing to see here)

being an older woman means never having to get your own coat

not when I live closer to your favorite bar than you ever will

yes, trayce. you are.

AND HOW. Hey I'm not ashamed of it.

nb I am not accusing omar of being a cougar there
just saying

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http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39293000/jpg/_39293301_vodka203.jpg

http://www.ruminator.com/images/AS05/GraduateStill.jpg

most of the women I have TV crushes on are in their forties
whoa makeup

http://www.filmfestivals.com/images/tiff2005galery/images/Susan%20Sarandon.jpg

http://www.fco.gov.uk/Files/kimage/Helen-Mirren-oscar.jpg

Lock thread

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Sex/wireStory?id=3913420

original question's creep factor is outweighed by the healthy fact of becoming bored by & disinterested in hip youth culture

i know the answer to this question

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get a job

GO out in the jungle wearing a suit made of meat.

This is the first I've ever heard "cougar" used in this way.

http://depts.washington.edu/natmap/photos/mammals/cougar_01tk.jpg

oh shit,this thread!

Sex Tourism: classic or dud?

i hate this word

NEWS FLASH! Pornographers repackaging "MILF" interest tapes to have "Cougar" in the titles as slack-jawed masturbators change their preferred slang term. Is "urban dictionary" to blame? DEVELOPING...

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/2/5/3/8/13248352-13248355-slarge.jpg

(On the other hand, perhaps we should point an accusatory finger at the Fur Lobby and their sinsiter Anthropomorphic Animal Agenda for this disturbing development?)

yah um i think maybe you guys are a bit too sensitive.

how do i meet beautiful and refined older lady?

"cougar" is kind of a fucking gross & dumb term

unlike, say, "chickenhawk".

my friend's brother lives in a condo complex in columbus where he's the youngest guy there by about 10 years (he's 27 or 28) and he loves it for the "cougar factor". and it seems they loved him too. so it works out for everyone.

columbus cougar condo complex

hey i'm not saying anything against attractive women over 36

xp heckuva job there

LOL @ mommy issues

hey i'm not saying anything against attractive women over 36

same. i'm old.

And I can't say I totally dig the whole 'women who want sex after 30 are on the prowl catty fiends" or "they has sex=shockah!"

-- Abbott, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 06:07 (11 hours ago) Link

Uh, there's a difference between 'women who want sex after 30' and 'women who dress provocatively, loudly mention things about not being interested in a relationship after their divorce years ago, and make unflinching, scary eye contact with any male in the 20s at the bar'. Some women are less obvious, but sometimes stereotypes come true, and scare the living hell out of me.

^^ not a word true

has there been a CSI episode about cougars yet?

cougars be dressin and provokin

'in their 20s' I meant

x-post to me

And how is that not true? There are women who ARE on the prowl catty fiends', but they are a small subset of women over 30 wanting sex!

yeah, old bitches should not be allowed to make eye contact!

rjmtx 28 minutes ago (6:41 PM)

I was with cougars in my younger days, and now that I'm a little older, women my age are more experienced (and a little closer to cougardom). Yes, cougars exist, and are the Harvard of any man's sexual education.

LeifEiriksson 1 hour ago (6:05 PM)

I enjoy how feminism and "female empowerment" has allowed men never to get married and to get all the poon they want. Seriously, if you were a mature alpha man that every woman would love to catch, why would you ever get married if you can get laid by a different woman every other weekend.

sex=inequality

ur doin it wrong

Seriously, if you were a mature alpha man that every woman would love to catch, why would you ever get married if you can get laid by a different woman every other weekend.

i bet on the alternate weekends he has custody of his kids

Did we ever get this jorted?

Using Ctrl-F, I see I have never sorted this question. Allow me to.

To meet cougars, go to a place where cougars congregate, approach them and introduce yourself.

i really wanted this to be a calstars revive for some reason.