this is the thread for louis to liveblog his brother's party

Hmmm, you might be onto something there.

louis, i am v disappointed in you

Wait is the ginger kid Max Branning from Eastenders?

It is indeed!

you realize he is now doomed to be the kid who wasn't cool enough/was scared of his brother and backed out of having a party, right? bc that might be worse than "socially insecure".

TBH it was more the middle brother who put him straight. He's not scared of me. In fact, he's pretty conscientious himself, and he was probably having his own doubts, considering that neither me nor middle bro actually told him straight-up "don't do it".

It was more of a gathering than a party, altho I don't know where to draw the distinction.

the middle brother:

http://www.kutha.com/weirdscience/pictures/images/snow.jpg

louis and other brother:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d84/missmeganp/WeirdScience28.jpg

hahaha

i am the middle of 3 girls and i like to think of myself as the hardman, too. but really, i wld let my sis have a party. in fact, i have.

3 girls and one shtup

the middle brother (Frankie) is definitely the hardman in ours too, and his influence held firm. next time, maybe. i'll curate a classic thread one day.

what about your fake brother who posted to ilm?

wait, "Frankie" J-go? For serious? oh man, you have the best named-family ever.

He's the (very real) Frankie. And he's currently (17:55 pm) singing very badly in the bathroom. Pipe down, FJ.

i know!
xpost

last time my brother did this i had to have a conversation with the cops on my porch at 3 a.m.

i was "the baby" in the family, the youngest of three brothers. so naturally, i'm a total fuckwad

i'm the middle child but have two sisters so there's no hardmanning necessary. but hell, who doesn't like a party?

18:07 pm

Turns out that J4gger III pulled out of the party primarily because he had a WOW raid scheduled for today. Pathetic.

If there's something we've learnt today, though, it's that you don't need other people to have a great party! You just need your own family, and your own family's love.

Now we gotta split the Domino's. This is fkn war.

the real tragedy here, despite the party being canceled, is the eating of dominos.

not my idea; Frankie calls the shots in this house now

i feel a little nauseous

Double 6's taste of chicken

i mean why regular toppings like bacon chicken and bbq sauce when it could have been oysters, camembert and pate de foie gras

this thread broke promises

dominos disgusting, there isn't even v much cheese on a dominos pizza

the real tragedy here, despite the party being canceled, is the eating of dominos.

Yeah, jeezus christ, i initially parsed louis' reference to "dominos" as in, the tile game beloved by Cuban immigrants

and now i find out that people in the u.k. eat that ersatz pizza???!!

oh, for the love of "frankie"...

c'mon it's probably better than death by boiling or pizza hut

pizza hut even worse...

not just Dominos, british dominos

what this failed party thread needed was a debate between british and americans that also involved pizza

lol

did you tip the delivery guy?

hahaha

I would like to hear the Anglo-italian response to all this.

FJ says: "Thirty fuckin' p, mate"

and now he is going out

is that a lot? i do not understand all this bobs and shillings and pences.

oh, he's such A BAD BOY!

lOVE HIM

LOVE THIS WILD-STYLE FRANKIE

No, it's about 60 cents. He's frugal. "Business, not game", and who am I to doubt him?

5,000 unused condoms lying on a table :-(

fwiw British Dominos significantly better than US. not that that's saying much, but it's true.

Pizza Hut is nasty fucking crap wherever you go, tho.

yeah, it's the culinary equivalent of 5000 unused condoms lying on a table.

but wherever you buy it, Dominos money goes to fire-bombing abortion clinics , so way to go J4gger bros.

this day has gone worse than I could have feared

(xpost) what is the culinary equivalent of 5000 used condoms lying on a table?

touche

salmon calzone

wtf is a WOW thingamabob?

http://epicslut.ytmnd.com/

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

And Oh.

well that was.... troubling.

it's been a while, deems, so iyo what are your three most quotable bon mots of the past ≈ 1.5 years?

*2.5 years, damn

like out of everyones or

just your own posts, in the spirit of this thread

gather around the yuletide fire and listen to deems recount his greatest excelsiors

*assembles sniper rifle*

drones on