qualify yrself fer u.s. citizenship

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hey you made it dude, you're set for life

not sure whether i got breyer and kennedy right, didn't bother checking

j., Sunday, 23 June 2013 05:25 (ten years ago) link

breyer vs kennedy is a piece of cake

Aimless, Sunday, 23 June 2013 05:28 (ten years ago) link

yeah i just guessed on those

Drugs A. Money, Sunday, 23 June 2013 05:38 (ten years ago) link

(& got them right, that is)

Drugs A. Money, Sunday, 23 June 2013 05:38 (ten years ago) link

50 and I've only been to the US once!

О боже, какой мужчина (ShariVari), Sunday, 23 June 2013 08:03 (ten years ago) link

43 and i've never been and i shd still be in bed

The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 June 2013 08:11 (ten years ago) link

23 (UK ILXor)

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Sunday, 23 June 2013 09:23 (ten years ago) link

I set all the Supreme Court justices to Clarence Thomas and all the reference matching question I didn't know to '1984 Ronald Reagan ad campaign'.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Sunday, 23 June 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link

i ran out of supreme court justices (i.e. more people than names), and then it lost my score because i have noscript running but i think it might have been 12

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 23 June 2013 09:33 (ten years ago) link

30 (britisher, no good on supreme justices or recognising the alamo). i don't feel like i deserve the citizenship i could, according to this online test, attain.

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Sunday, 23 June 2013 09:40 (ten years ago) link

I recognised the Alamo, but only because it was the building Ozzy urinated on.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Sunday, 23 June 2013 09:44 (ten years ago) link

'Is this building a public toilet? Yes/No'

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Sunday, 23 June 2013 09:45 (ten years ago) link

22, a UK citizen.

mmmm, Sunday, 23 June 2013 10:36 (ten years ago) link

got a 46 but skipped the bio questions, are those on the actual test? can't you just lie?

yeah you get 46 points if you just say you check all of those boxes and say you voted 20 times, kind of silly

yeah i figured my score wd be mega if i did charity work or participated in the meaningless charade of democracy

The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 June 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link

47, a dirty Brit

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 June 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link

If you get less than 10, you are disappeared and a letter is sent to your family explaining that you went to the restroom in the middle of the test and didn't return.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link

65. I cleaned up on local elections, too. Think the only possible points I missed were for military or civil service. Oh, and volunteering. I used to be a Big Brother, but it's been ages.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 23 June 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link

48, i got all of the trivia questions right but rarely vote

乒乓, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link

I interpreted volunteering to mean "I've done shit that was boring for free within the last year"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link

My polling place is two blocks from our apartment and in a bookstore (and before that also two blocks away but in a synagogue I think) so I think I've missed maybe one election (local, state, or national) in eight years (and only one presidential election since I turned 18, which was Bush/Gore 2000 about which I can only say ;_;). I love voting, particularly in local elections. One day we'll vote these bums out of office and I'll feel like I was a part of it.

carl agatha, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

58, Breyer, Alito and Kennedy were my downfall.

Talking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy) Blues (doo dah), Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link

skipped the bio questions, are those on the actual test?

no. aside from the test questions linked upthread you have to show that you have been a good citizen by providing evidence that you haven't committed any crimes and have always paid taxes.

sleepingsignal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

How do you prove you haven't committed crimes?

Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

Can't believe no one is interested in my citizenship game show or civics materials. Shocked!

One of the most challenging things about the classes were that they were levels 2-6 (higher levels not eligible bc the classes weren't usually necessary) so some people could barely utter a complete sentence in English while others were wondering why I was making them role play an emergency 911 call.

Does this sound like good times or what?!

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

what were the prizes

Neanderthal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:47 (ten years ago) link

The golden ring of citizenship obvs.

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 June 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link

xxxp your fingerprints are taken and submitted to the fbi.

sleepingsignal, Sunday, 23 June 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link

71, i am the best american here

battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Sunday, 23 June 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

u may all call me president m bison but that is a formality bc i plan on making this a gov by militaristic junta anyway, UR WELCOME AMERICA

battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Sunday, 23 June 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

ive never been in the united states but i got every question right except i mixed up the gettysburg address & declaration of independence quotes & got the flag year wrong

correctly guessing alito/breyer/kennedy involved guessing which ones looked vaguely italian/german/irish

there should be an equivalent Britishes one ... i wonder how many of us Americans would do as well on that as certain Brits have done on this poll.

the Britishes ones should be chockful of nothing but obscure Carry On references, of course.

there's a thread with the Britishes one on SNA and we all failed it

The drone that was played caused panic and confusion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 June 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link

needs questions on tipping

fit and working again, Sunday, 23 June 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

43, vs 54% on the UK, one, sadly good enough to be a US citizen but not a British one.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 23 June 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

44. i mixed up breyer and kennedy

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 23 June 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

One of the most challenging things about the classes were that they were levels 2-6 (higher levels not eligible bc the classes weren't usually necessary) so some people could barely utter a complete sentence in English while others were wondering why I was making them role play an emergency 911 call.

Does this sound like good times or what?!

― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Sunday, June 23, 2013 1:46 PM (4 hours ago)

For real, though, I think it does.
Scored 46 points. Though if I'd have known it was 2 points for peaceful petition and writing criticism of government leaders, hell yeah I would've checked those.

54.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 June 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link

I recognised the Alamo, but only because it was the building Ozzy urinated on.

Should earn you extra points, imo.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 June 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link

haha, thanks crabbits! it was a pretty fun class. we did all kinds of weird stuff. i got a full time job right after that semester was over, but i have fond memories of explaining the differences between local, state, and federal governments (among other things).

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 June 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

56. Going back to check just exactly what mistakes were made.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Sunday, 23 June 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link

... i wonder how many of us Americans would do as well on that as certain Brits have done on this poll.

their newspaper columnists talk about our politics, they watch our tv shows, that's already 9/10 of what makes americans know anything about u.s. citizenship

j., Sunday, 23 June 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link

23 - got the buildings and the law peeps, but not much else. Will have to stay in Belgium I guess.

StanM, Sunday, 23 June 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 14 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

http://www.bbc.com/news/35383435

this is absolutely bonkers

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

Huh. Never heard of this before. I er know of someone who's lived in the UK for 12 years and has never filed a US tax return in that time. They have a building society account rather than bank. Not sure if that makes any difference.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 18:12 (eight years ago) link

and forgive me if i missed this upthread... shocking interview?

new noise, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link

I was looking for this, as well

I moved to the US in 2011 and, at least in Los Angeles, I saw Obama's picture in a lot of places. After Trump was elected, Obama's pictures were taken down and have not been replaced with anything

So, no, I saw (and see) no trace of Trump, which makes sense in a state like California

We were shown a video of monuments and pictures of immigrants since the country first gained independence

i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

welcome to hell

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link


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