It's been every day.
― how's life, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
my kinda thread
― well-composed selfie (Matt P), Friday, 28 June 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
aren't you supposed to go every day xpost
― Neanderthal, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
five days on, two days off iirc
― 10zing blogay (seandalai), Friday, 28 June 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link
or is it the other way round
― 10zing blogay (seandalai), Friday, 28 June 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link
*this space reserved for some kind of "and yet you're still full of shit" type joek*
― StanM, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link
feel like pooping is kind of a hassle these days tbh
― well-composed selfie (Matt P), Friday, 28 June 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link
could be that i poop in the same bathrooms day in day out. my pooplife could definitely use a some spicing up.
― well-composed selfie (Matt P), Friday, 28 June 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link
http://9zz.co.uk/172/uploads/wellbeing/ColonCleanse-Plus.jpg
― for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 June 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link
http://centipedefarm.com/audio_archives/covers/poopsicle_records_greatest_shits.jpg
― StanM, Friday, 28 June 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link
omg, just realized the title error. people are going to think I poop simultaneous with doing poppers. this adds to the sadness. it makes me sad, did I say that? 35 years of pooping every day?
― how's life, Saturday, 29 June 2013 00:06 (ten years ago) link
I used to enjoy a good smoke-n-shit - read a magazine, smoke a Parliament, drop a deuce.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 29 June 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link
how can you not like pooping? are you a poopcrastinator? do you try to get other things done and wait until you absolutely must go?
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Saturday, 29 June 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
No, I take care of things when they need to be taken care of. I just hate the process. It's been making me so sad these days! Also, wow do I hate poop humor.
― how's life, Saturday, 29 June 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
poop humor is the worst, except for the word poop itself which is the funniest word.
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 29 June 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link
Favorite Lou Reed album: Poop Hassle
― lols lane (Eazy), Saturday, 29 June 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link
hi! Poop
― well-composed selfie (Matt P), Sunday, 30 June 2013 06:05 (ten years ago) link
q: what do you call it when you poop out a mixture of semen, coconut oil and poop?
a: a poopacolada!
― Matt Poop (Matt P), Sunday, 30 June 2013 06:47 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
pooping is great, unless you have a poor diet, then it is horrible
― mh, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
The greatest thing about pooping (+ reading): you get a free break from whatever's going on around you, no matter how stressful the situation. This is why pooping at work is the best! (Assuming you have the sort of job that allows you to take a toilet break when you want to, otherwise it might not be so great.)
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Yay, a glorious victory for team poop! Your move, how's life.
― StanM, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link
My dogs don't seem to enjoy pooping very much. Pissing, on the other hand....
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 08:25 (ten years ago) link
Ugh, the peristalsis of it all
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 10:25 (ten years ago) link
I hate the word "poop" but not as much as I hate the word "poo"
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link
"doo-doo" is worse.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
haha this makes me want to recreate the beginning of the He Poos Clouds thread
― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
Yay, a glorious victory for team poop! Your movement, how's life.
fixed
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
i am hungover and just pooped and it was great, everyone. you're a human animal and life's pleasures don't get much simpler. the only bad thing about pooping is when you feel exasperated at the lack of wiping progress.
― slam dunk, Monday, 8 July 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link
It seems like something a dying animal would do.
― how's life, Friday, 19 July 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
I just unleashed a symphony of gas worthy of a Wagner performance, and once I realized the stall next to mine was occupied I had to stifle my own laughter. Unfortunately, there was no poop.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
Today is Tuesday, right? I know it's been at least since Friday that I last pooped, until just now. I feel about 300 pounds lighter!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link
worried abt u
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
Isn't there a "post when you..." thread? I couldn't find anything in search.
Not that anyone cares.
But I feel like this: http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/bth_Jump4Joy.gif
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link