pooping is great, unless you have a poor diet, then it is horrible
― mh, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 02:53 (ten years ago) link
The greatest thing about pooping (+ reading): you get a free break from whatever's going on around you, no matter how stressful the situation. This is why pooping at work is the best! (Assuming you have the sort of job that allows you to take a toilet break when you want to, otherwise it might not be so great.)
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
Yay, a glorious victory for team poop! Your move, how's life.
― StanM, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link
My dogs don't seem to enjoy pooping very much. Pissing, on the other hand....
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 08:25 (ten years ago) link
Ugh, the peristalsis of it all
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 10:25 (ten years ago) link
I hate the word "poop" but not as much as I hate the word "poo"
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link
"doo-doo" is worse.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
haha this makes me want to recreate the beginning of the He Poos Clouds thread
― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
Yay, a glorious victory for team poop! Your movement, how's life.
fixed
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 16:07 (ten years ago) link
i am hungover and just pooped and it was great, everyone. you're a human animal and life's pleasures don't get much simpler. the only bad thing about pooping is when you feel exasperated at the lack of wiping progress.
― slam dunk, Monday, 8 July 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link
It seems like something a dying animal would do.
― how's life, Friday, 19 July 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
I just unleashed a symphony of gas worthy of a Wagner performance, and once I realized the stall next to mine was occupied I had to stifle my own laughter. Unfortunately, there was no poop.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
Today is Tuesday, right? I know it's been at least since Friday that I last pooped, until just now. I feel about 300 pounds lighter!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link
worried abt u
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
Isn't there a "post when you..." thread? I couldn't find anything in search.
Not that anyone cares.
But I feel like this: http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/bth_Jump4Joy.gif
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link