I hate poop and popping so much

My dogs don't seem to enjoy pooping very much. Pissing, on the other hand....

Ugh, the peristalsis of it all

I hate the word "poop" but not as much as I hate the word "poo"

"doo-doo" is worse.

I hate the word "poop" but not as much as I hate the word "poo"

haha this makes me want to recreate the beginning of the He Poos Clouds thread

Yay, a glorious victory for team poop! Your movement, how's life.

fixed

i am hungover and just pooped and it was great, everyone. you're a human animal and life's pleasures don't get much simpler. the only bad thing about pooping is when you feel exasperated at the lack of wiping progress.

It seems like something a dying animal would do.

I just unleashed a symphony of gas worthy of a Wagner performance, and once I realized the stall next to mine was occupied I had to stifle my own laughter. Unfortunately, there was no poop.

Today is Tuesday, right? I know it's been at least since Friday that I last pooped, until just now. I feel about 300 pounds lighter!

worried abt u

Isn't there a "post when you..." thread? I couldn't find anything in search.

Not that anyone cares.

But I feel like this: http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/bth_Jump4Joy.gif