― Ellie, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
If jokes were footballing nations, it would definitely be er.......a good team. There's noone safe to say in this, "the most exciting World Cup in years".
― Ronan, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― felicity, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Justyn Dillingham, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
A. a deer with no eyes.
― richard john gillanders, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Lynskey, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Possessed of extremely good balance.
― Matt, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Vinnie, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Who's there?
Interrupting Sheep.
Interrupting Sheep Wh.........BAA!
Do you see?
― Ronan, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Colin Meeder, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Two nuns in the bath... one nun says to the other nun "Where's the soap". The other one says "It's by your elbow".
― misterjones, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Justyn Dillingham, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
My wife went to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
Nobody's Fault But Mine.
― PJ Miller, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― michael, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
[not a sensible answer, but still worth a re-post here i feel]
At about ten in the morning. His appointment was for 9:45 but the dentist was delayed.
― Pete, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Emma, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
A man with no arms!
What are you knocking with then?
Wouldn't you like to know!
― jel --, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Unfortunate.
Jakarta?
Yes, she's having a wonderful time, I got a postcard this morning, look at the interesting stamp.
Al Jazeera?
No, I'm deaf.
Hmm, I think I should refer you to a psychologist.
I'm a newsagent not a doctor!
Steve
In serious danger of drowning. Someone should call the lifeguard immediately. or Steve.
― Ellie, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Because he's a destructive little sod, that's why. Now, in my day kids were well-behaved, spoke only when they were spoken to, etc. etc.
― Jeff W, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― lawrence kansas, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nathan Barley, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Oh Christ that's disgusting, look at the gaping mess where your dog's face used to be. Anyone with half an ounce of sense would run like the wind from that blood-faced freak. God that's horrible.
― Matt, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Colin Meeder, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jeff W, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jel --, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
This is due to a rare solar phenomenom, whereby at sunset on a partly clouldy day a beach will take on a rosey glow, leading to tales of a beach blushing.
When you're sliding into first, and you feel something burst...
God is dead.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 July 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link
'How do I get to Carnegie hall""Lady, go up 5th avenue, take a left at 57th street, down two blocks and there you are"
― Mark G, Monday, 4 July 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 6 had strong romantic feelings for 7 but subconsciously wondered if he wasn't good enough for her and how he could make the relationship work on his salary and how her kids from a previous relationship would receive him
― Neanderthal, Friday, 31 March 2017 03:42 (seven years ago) link
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
An elephant with a chronic case of diarrhea, and also it's part rhino.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 12:31 (seven years ago) link
A man walks in the park and sees another man with a dog sitting on a bench. "Does your dog bite?", asks the first man. "No" The man proceeds to pet the dog, but the dog bites him. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite?!", he says quite angrily.
The second man replied - "Aye, normally he doesn't, but you're an annoying cunt"
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 September 2021 14:53 (two years ago) link
Did you hear about the guy who stole all of the toilets from the police station?
Yeah, that sucks
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 January 2024 14:33 (three months ago) link