Texas Rangers 2013

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The #Rangers making it clear they are all in to make run at World Series w acquisition of Alex Rios

All in!

Andy K, Friday, 9 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link

1st place :D

rip van wanko, Friday, 9 August 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

could just as easily read

The #Rangers making it clear they are all in to make a run at World Series w firing of Ron Washington

johnny crunch, Friday, 9 August 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link

quite an 8th by Scheppers there -- HBPs on consecutive pitches to tie the game

go Astros

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Just played for one run in the fourth inning -- had Andrus give up his at-bat.

Boy.

Andy K, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:23 (ten years ago) link

That's Our Wash!

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link

panic mode

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link

Rangers lost by four.

Andy K, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 02:37 (ten years ago) link

ok, the Stros have a 3-1 lead in the 4th; let's see how long it takes

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link

WELP

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link

baaaaaad Angel defense

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link

did this game start at 11am for football reasons?

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

thought it was weather-related

both teams in their red uniforms, looks hideous

druhilla (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 September 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link

they expecting a twister?

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

i think it was just supposed to rain really hard in the afternoon, and since it's the last weekend anyway, they wanted to make sure they got the game in

druhilla (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

and it starts to pour just as LAA mounts a 3-down rally.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

angels trying desperately to save ron washington's job

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 September 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link

Yu tomorrow

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 September 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

rangers fire first base coach dave anderson, dugout coach jackie moore

the latter: "You look for reasons and I haven't found any, other than me being a Nolan guy."

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

why would you fire a first base coach

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link

was he timing home-to-firsts wrong? didn't get out to second base fast enough to get people's gear? saying "BACK" during pickoffs in the wrong language?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

"lakers fire robert sacre, will search for new towel-waver"

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

poor high fives and butt slaps

best null wave (bnw), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

haha, his BSHFRC+ (adjusted buttslaps plus high-fives per runner coached) must have been below league average

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link

Anderson didn't coldcock Loney before he blocked first the other night

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve5_z6IybDE

Andy K, Monday, 7 April 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

rangers have recalled ROUGNED ODOR from double-a

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link

happy 30th birthday to prince fielder

mookieproof, Friday, 9 May 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

They woke up and optioned Arencibia!

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsB-BeBCIAEOzX4.jpg

Andy K, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

Not into leg tattoos I guess

polyphonic, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link

well, that just came up on my work computer.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link

warnermadrigalbodyissue2009.jpg

Andy K, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link

he's no jumbo diaz

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link

C Lewis
2.1IP 13H 13R 11ER 0BB 1K

johnny crunch, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:15 (nine years ago) link

whoa

it's not rocker science (WilliamC), Friday, 11 July 2014 01:21 (nine years ago) link

That's incredible. Reminiscent of David Wells's famous game in '92 (took him into the 5th to give up 13 runs):

4.1 IP, 11 H, 13 R, 13 ER, 4 BB, 1 K

http://www.hardballtimes.com/tht-live/20th-anniversary-david-wells-hung-out-to-dry/

clemenza, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link

did wash have no bench last night? did he not make a single position player move in a 14 inning game?

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 11:30 (nine years ago) link

The DH was someone named Dan Robertson, who batted ninth.

Andy K, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 11:40 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Ron Wash nudes leaked

just a rumour at the moment

hook up with a townie! (rip van wanko), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link

they were in verlanders hacked phone obv

johnny crunch, Friday, 5 September 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link

somehow i missed Wash's "So he's got inflammation. I've got inflammation" doozie re Yu.

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/9/5/6112145/ron-washington-texas-rangers-manager-resigns

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 September 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

new manager: jeff banister, a player/coach/coordinator in the pirates system for 29 years

a. had bone cancer in his ankle as a teenager, nearly resulting in amputation
b. as a catcher in college he suffered crushed vertebrae in a home plate collision that left him paralyzed from the neck down for 10 days
c. hit 1.000 in the majors

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

his injury and personal tragedy credentials are top notch!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

seven months pass...

return of hamilton, arrival of Hanser Alberto

johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 May 2015 03:16 (eight years ago) link

beltre to 15-day DL, gallo up from double-a

mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link

gallo bp: https://twitter.com/katyclarke/status/605852996547702785

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 21:55 (eight years ago) link

gallooooo

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link

well, this year!

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

rougie getting eight games, supposedly

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

potntail playoff team deserves a new thread

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

choo back to DL / gallo up / yu starting saturday

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:04 (seven years ago) link

nomar mazara!

always be charging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 07:20 (seven years ago) link

^^^just hit a ball 491 feet

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

previous season-high was giancarlo at 475

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link

fuck you, cole hamels

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2016 03:09 (seven years ago) link

damn okay

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 28 May 2016 04:41 (seven years ago) link

return of darvish tonight!

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

mazara hit another BOMB

johnny crunch, Monday, 30 May 2016 23:23 (seven years ago) link

If Beltre and/or prince could wake up...

rip van wanko, Monday, 30 May 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

first time in this forum this year, didn't actually realize there were threads for each team. So go Rangers, best team in the AL!

Dominique, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

choo back active, yu dl'd

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

Colby Lewis pitching a no-no thru 8 (only 1 walk)

blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Thursday, 16 June 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

dammit

blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Thursday, 16 June 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

8.5 games up o_o

johnny crunch, Monday, 20 June 2016 12:11 (seven years ago) link

on june 1st tx was .5 games up

on june 23rd tx is 10 games up

johnny crunch, Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:04 (seven years ago) link

they took care of that mariners hold on first place in short fucking order huh

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 23 June 2016 12:48 (seven years ago) link

i expect something of a regression, but it's obv a good lead to have.

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

BP:

The Rangers tied a franchise record with 54 first-half wins. The first year the franchise played in Texas, they also had 54 wins ... total.

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 July 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

the break really hit at an apt time though, they got worked by the twins the last few days

johnny crunch, Monday, 11 July 2016 16:13 (seven years ago) link

A cut from a broken souvenir beer mug has landed Texas Rangers reliever Jake Diekman on the 15-day disabled list.

Diekman hurt his left index finger while reaching into his luggage for a beer mug he bought at the bar Cheers in Boston. The mug had broken in his bag, and a piece of glass pierced his finger.

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 July 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

have lost 15 of 19

johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 July 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Saturday, 23 July 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

Maybe he has nothing against clowns. Wasn't he pissed off when the Rangers had him move to third?

Andy K, Monday, 1 August 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

seems rare to have guys w career stats so similar as beltre/beltran b2b in a lineup, what are other examples?

beltre - 10000+ ab's; 2874 hits, 429 hr
beltran - 9000+ ab's; 2564 hits, 415 hr

plus their surnames are almost the same also tbqh

johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

career earnings:

ade - $165M
carlos - $190M

johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

carlos is 2 yrs older but debuted in mlb ~3 months after adrian

johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Choo may return to platoon with Gomez in the postseason

http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2016/09/19/report-the-rangers-could-get-shin-soo-choo-back-for-the-alds/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:05 (seven years ago) link

.500 against losing teams

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/one-more-incredible-rangers-statistic/

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:28 (seven years ago) link

Carlos Gomez's transformation has been incredible, BA from .190 to .290 and OPS from .300s to ~.900

seafaring funnyman Jacques Custos (rip van wanko), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

Rangers!

Dominique, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:43 (seven years ago) link

d-backs?

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:49 (seven years ago) link


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