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but do you tipple an extra dollar a drink, even if it's an overpriced can of PBR?

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Monday, 23 September 2013 10:58 (ten years ago) link

Its included in dublin prices, believe me

bleedin dubs buy sam maguire, september 2013 (darraghmac), Monday, 23 September 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link

I just watched two students from Switzerland tip the cashier at Burger King

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Thursday, 26 September 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link

how much?

乒乓, Thursday, 26 September 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

I couldn't tell, it was a "keep the change" situation but dude counted out a specific amount of money (including coins), pushed it across the counter and was like "no, I'm all set" and then turned to his friend like "see, I got this tipping thing!"

I am pretty sure they then went to sit down before their food was ready.

smang culture (DJP), Thursday, 26 September 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link

<3

乒乓, Thursday, 26 September 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link

have you any idea what a burger king costs in zurich tho

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 September 2013 20:28 (ten years ago) link

That's the thing I didn't get; Burger King is in Switzerland, right? Surely it works the same way there as it does here?

smang culture (DJP), Thursday, 26 September 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

i been to mcdonalds there, the concept is certainly the same there, except you pay p much restaurant prices.

maybe they just got confused

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 September 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

Just a case of "In America you tip at restaurants, in Europe you don't" I guess.

nickn, Thursday, 26 September 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link

^this. I tipped a kid in my building when he helped me carry my suitcase up the stairs, I could hear him yelling "That guy just gave me money!" afterwards

badg, Thursday, 26 September 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link

ha yeah i tried to tip my doorman early on when i moved here (he took a pretty elaborate delivery for me). he lolled at me when i tried to give him the money.

caek, Friday, 27 September 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link

he won't be lolling when i give him $5 at xmas, let me tell you.

caek, Friday, 27 September 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link

They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 September 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link

royale with cheese iirc?

ian, Friday, 27 September 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link

Bartender:"You gave me too much." when I tipped her. hahahahahaha

Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link

that's classic

smang culture (DJP), Friday, 27 September 2013 14:12 (ten years ago) link

you don't have to tip on planes in the 1950s (was at a dinner party at the weekend and this was handed round for some reason and I thought of ilx)

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3718/10068550505_1d68878243_o_d.jpg

conrad, Thursday, 3 October 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Tip the house painter y/n?

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 November 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link

Ida said y

30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 November 2013 08:26 (ten years ago) link

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/new-jersey-waitress-victim-discrimination-forged-receipt-article-1.1529227

well this has taken a strange turn - particularly how the restaurant claims they have the original receipt and comped a meal to ensure she was tipped, yet the Visa statement shows the 111.55 amount.

Lesbian has fucking riffs for days (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 06:37 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

movers? two dudes and a van. $30 each? $50?

caek, Sunday, 2 February 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link

http://www.mattneuman.com/siren.gif

caek, Sunday, 2 February 2014 17:13 (ten years ago) link

somewhere in that range. no one ever died wishing theyd been less generous

max, Sunday, 2 February 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

if ikea is delivering some stuff to my apt do we tip these dudes

iatee, Friday, 21 March 2014 21:50 (ten years ago) link

i always tip furniture delivery people. shit is heavy and also they know where you live and what kind of stuff you have.

adam, Friday, 21 March 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link

otm (nb im not american even ffs)

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Friday, 21 March 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link

You people are crazy.

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 21 March 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Gotta be satire. https://www.facebook.com/bodybuildersagainsttipping

Awesome night out at Texas Roadhouse..got a great chest pump while eating there, I'll explain.

I forgot I was wearing my tank top ( Ha ha jk, but not to show off ) and the girls working were begging to see me in action. I seriously refused until the whole right section of the roadhouse was cheering me on, so had no choice. They had 2 of these huge beer kegs in the back. I'm not an expert on weight but I can guarantee you they were at least 175 pounds, so 400 together. So I'm laying on the broiler and I repped out at least 16 deep presses, while the waitresses are feeling my calves haha gotta love it. I could tell the guy who was my server was pissed and can only imagine his anger when he checked my receipt. Just another night out as a wealthy bodybuilder.

#NOTIPS #lightweight #noSPOTnoTIPS

pplains, Monday, 7 April 2014 15:49 (ten years ago) link

Ahhahaha what the fuuuuuuck!!

Somewhat-unrelated: I just started working as a parking attendant/security guard & already two people have tipped me for MAKING THEM MOVE THEIR CARS--wtf, drunk rich guys!

Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Monday, 7 April 2014 17:40 (ten years ago) link

One dude was like "hey, good lookin out, somebody might've tried to tow me!" -- I didn't have the heart to tell him that I am the one who calls the tow company in that scenario

Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Monday, 7 April 2014 17:42 (ten years ago) link

Haha. Sounds like a promising career in racketeering.

pplains, Monday, 7 April 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link

I tipped the plumber this weekend, but looked it up online afterwards and learned that you probably don't have to.

take a piece of mr. baxter's hand (how's life), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:28 (ten years ago) link

shoulda been all "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS, I MEAN CALLS"

waterbabies (waterface), Monday, 7 April 2014 19:31 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Had to buy a new dishwasher this past weekend. It was delivered and installed today. The delivery arrived separately from the guy who actually hooked up the electrics and plumbing a few hours later. I only had a single $5 bill on hand because I'm a piece of shit. I ended up tipping the installer, because he did more work, but I'm thinking I should have tipped the delivery guys instead, because they probably have a lower base wage.

petey p. pizzagarten (how's life), Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

fuck this nonnnsense

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 September 2014 03:20 (nine years ago) link

right, here, so.

tipping doorman twenty bucks is OK y/n?

but thing is its a different doorman to the guy we had all week.

how's that work.

fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 September 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link

haha I think ilx might not be the right place for that particular question

iatee, Sunday, 14 September 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link

at a hotel?

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Sunday, 14 September 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link

assume the new guy thinks you tipped the old guy and and that the old guy thinks you tipped the new guy - do not tip anyone

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 15 September 2014 08:59 (nine years ago) link

Honest question: why are you tipping a doorman?

Liquid Plejades, Monday, 15 September 2014 09:20 (nine years ago) link

I use to get occasional tips (buck or two) from customers when I worked at a video rental store. Always erased their late fees after that!

Liquid Plejades, Monday, 15 September 2014 09:22 (nine years ago) link

20 bucks seems steep unless he's coordinating some class-A drug deals or similar

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 September 2014 11:45 (nine years ago) link

Does he *make* doors? That might be worth a little more, too.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 September 2014 12:18 (nine years ago) link

apt block. over the week we got directions,help with facilities, general tips on neighbourhood so yknow we felt guilted into paying him extra for doing his job becos America

fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Monday, 15 September 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link

oh and eh idk if this complicates things, right, but the guy we ended up tipping was white and the guy who helped us out all week for nothing was black.

maybe I should start a new thread.

fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Monday, 15 September 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

Race shouldn't matter

I'd say if you saw the guy who was a big help you could tip him if you liked him

But if it was a guy who you had never seen before I wouldn't have tipped him

, Monday, 15 September 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link


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