in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

now we're having fun! l

man wha happened to ric bucher, he's down to local sideline reporting for the warriors and trolling on bleacher report

He also does local sports talk (and sucks at it).

lol carne, couve been waiting for that one all summer long

hey wade i sitting out the 2nd game of the season

https://twitter.com/ddockett/status/395671589288558592

hah forgot that crash was among the garbage unloaded to the c's in that trade

jeff green at the 2!

there's a legit chance that Adidas pays Bucher to write that shit right?

Nets rip off ten straight to start, pierce looking great

Lol Jeff green shooting guard brad Stevens u so crazy with yr 6 year contract

tanking from the start

Haha I forgot abt Tristan Thompson switching hands in the offseason

This Sixers/Heat game

faverani is great ahn ?

Special to see a Varejao, an Oden, a Bogut, and a Gordon running injury-free in the wild on the same night. Savor these moments fans.

* and a Bynum!!

wait what the heck is goin on in philly rn

Bynum looks pretty good

Haha Pelicans' mascot has a mohawk, very proactive / totally outrageous paradigm.

tristan thompson just shot a left-footed stepback with this right hand

Michael carter-Williams with a near triple double

ummmm MCW

Reggie Evans scores and gets fouled = kg slaps his hand a dozen times before helping him up

Love that giant psycho

the heat are gonna lose to the sixers

Maybe I'll take that 9999-1 bet now

mc-w looks nine years old

also he's threatening that triple-double with STEALS

spurs rattled off 22 pts in a row

Jeff Green, shooting guard, is not the embarrassment we all expected.

Well goodbye heat win streak

Good way for Philly to honor AI tonight imo

Wade obviously the most important Heater.

k love about to open the season with a 30-20 game

let the great nugget experiment begin

Dwight might go for 30 boards tonight

dwight + omer = 40reb

#CloseGameAlert Ps/Ps, tie game, 1 minute left.

huge shot by love

tie game 10 secs left in minny btw

And holy shit Davis' first step looks great this year. The dude is basically one dribble away from the hoop wherever he's standing.

that should have been a 5 second call on afflalo

George Hill str8 jimmering

Been watching Dallas - Atlanta. Teague's gonna have an interesting season. Prob have to lead the team in points. Dirk's been doing some nice passing

timberwhites gonna be real fun this year

rain pourin (actual san antonio weather)
all my spurs is foreign
all my guards is scorin
patty's all like, "jordan!" *mimes shooting motion*

miles plumlee has 16 and 8 in 16 minutes.

i think draymond green is running point for the warriors right now

depending on what len can do this year the suns bench might be worse than portland's last year.

Suns bench might be worse than last year's Lackers.

they're letting this nuggz-kings game be really physical

I always thought Miles Plumlee was way more talented than Mason