in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

I tried quickening my release like his and it's really really hard to shoot as fast as he does and have any kind of accuracy.

Those three yoops in a row were very disheartening, I was totally making that Mark Jackson face you see here

http://www.sbnation.com/2013/11/1/5053686/blake-griffin-dunks-three-times-mark-jackson-is-unimpressed

super sloppy with the ball he was. a great disturbance in the force i sense in this one

the one where chris paul threwi t from like half court while blake was still at the 3 point line, was increidble

haha i made that descript up before clicking the link but yeah this one, shocked to see that i remembered the details exactly right

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3493447/BGhalfcourt.gif

super sloppy with the ball he was. a great disturbance in the force i sense in this one

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, November 1, 2013 9:54 AM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm haha

lol i was riffin' on your post above

i was gonna say i support the random usage of yoda sentence construction

XD

lol John Wall already warned for flopping

Shaved-head Gerald Henderson bothers me

why are we hearing so much Pitbull this year

Ugh I know DONT STOP THE PARTAAAAAY

jeff adrien is kind of abusing bynum

http://i.imgur.com/FFY3TMw.jpg

good games on tonight

howard looks so good

I can't imagine anyone else is watching Bucks v. Celtics but the Bucks do not look good. The Celtics don't look good either, but they're playing hard.

howard's getting 30 boards tonight

Maybe he and asik have a bet

Nobody impressed by the shade that chalmers threw huh

this guy favaroni the celtics got him 4 years $9m and he looks like a legit nba center lol ainge is a gangster

If they can get him in NBA shape he'll be even better.

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.)
Posted: November 2, 2013 at 12:21:55 AM
howard looks so good

was watching him the other night and his athleticism looked srsly back, that quick 2nd jump tipping rebounds to himself, houston is legit

all that time on the spurs bench has really rusted dejuan blair, wow he's bad

The Mavs look fucking terrible

Nobody impressed by the shade that chalmers threw huh

― 乒乓, Friday, November 1, 2013 5:32 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol this was great

Samuel Dalembert/DeJuan Blair center combo is nagl

The Mavs look fucking terrible

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, November 1, 2013 5:55 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

feel like calderon and dirk and monta are just horrible fits with each other all around

remember when people said Ainge signed Faverani as a way of tanking

dejuan blair didnt rust, he just never improved

the crazy thing about Faverani is that he's actually pretty athletic even with what looks like a lot of body fat. One of the most unathletic-looking athletic dudes you'll see.

Flaveroni is ballin'.

breen noted that pierce looks slimmer which he totally does- kind of hoping he has a whole forgot about dre kind of season

wow pelicans getting absolutely spanked

More so than Paul Pierre? xp

Yo it's night 3 vs the bucks lets not build a statue for v flavorito just yet

Remember when greg stiesma was the next dikembe

extremely awkward/bitter AI interview with doris on ESPN right now

This Doris Burke interview with Iverson is awkward and yet endearing

xp!

Spencer Hawes going off again lol

naw flavoroni is obvs a player, no one on this board for instance took the steemer srsly

Steemer was all hustle and no clue. Respect the work ethic but he never looked like a talent. Vito looks good so far, both pre-season and in the first couple of games.

Heh true

I imagined the other day that kg in practice might wonder about brook lopez's defense and then catch himself and remember that two years ago he was playing next to the steamer

I think the pelicans might just be bad even if the brow is really good

wow mozgov looks good

bill russell got a statue of himself outside the fleet center tonight fyi

sixers are 2-0

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk 1m
*Sixers high-giving in the visitor's locker room* *Sam Hinkie enters with a tight, sarcastic smile, and slow claps*

When Brooklyn appeared as a suitor, he heard from Coach Kidd. "We're trying to get Kevin, too." Pierce quickly got on the phone with KG, who'd have to wave his no-trade clause. "His initial reaction to everything is 'no,'" Pierce explained. So Pierce wore him down, arguing that core guys like Lopez, Deron Williams, and Johnson would still be around, promising they could contend again. "[I said], 'I know you don't wanna retire. I know you don't wanna retire!'" The call lasted about an hour and a half, with Pierce pacing around outside in the summer heat. By the time he hung up, he was dripping sweat. And Garnett was on the hook.