in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

Nobody impressed by the shade that chalmers threw huh

― 乒乓, Friday, November 1, 2013 5:32 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol this was great

Samuel Dalembert/DeJuan Blair center combo is nagl

The Mavs look fucking terrible

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, November 1, 2013 5:55 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

feel like calderon and dirk and monta are just horrible fits with each other all around

remember when people said Ainge signed Faverani as a way of tanking

dejuan blair didnt rust, he just never improved

the crazy thing about Faverani is that he's actually pretty athletic even with what looks like a lot of body fat. One of the most unathletic-looking athletic dudes you'll see.

Flaveroni is ballin'.

breen noted that pierce looks slimmer which he totally does- kind of hoping he has a whole forgot about dre kind of season

wow pelicans getting absolutely spanked

More so than Paul Pierre? xp

Yo it's night 3 vs the bucks lets not build a statue for v flavorito just yet

Remember when greg stiesma was the next dikembe

extremely awkward/bitter AI interview with doris on ESPN right now

This Doris Burke interview with Iverson is awkward and yet endearing

xp!

Spencer Hawes going off again lol

naw flavoroni is obvs a player, no one on this board for instance took the steemer srsly

Steemer was all hustle and no clue. Respect the work ethic but he never looked like a talent. Vito looks good so far, both pre-season and in the first couple of games.

Heh true

I imagined the other day that kg in practice might wonder about brook lopez's defense and then catch himself and remember that two years ago he was playing next to the steamer

I think the pelicans might just be bad even if the brow is really good

wow mozgov looks good

bill russell got a statue of himself outside the fleet center tonight fyi

sixers are 2-0

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk 1m
*Sixers high-giving in the visitor's locker room* *Sam Hinkie enters with a tight, sarcastic smile, and slow claps*

When Brooklyn appeared as a suitor, he heard from Coach Kidd. "We're trying to get Kevin, too." Pierce quickly got on the phone with KG, who'd have to wave his no-trade clause. "His initial reaction to everything is 'no,'" Pierce explained. So Pierce wore him down, arguing that core guys like Lopez, Deron Williams, and Johnson would still be around, promising they could contend again. "[I said], 'I know you don't wanna retire. I know you don't wanna retire!'" The call lasted about an hour and a half, with Pierce pacing around outside in the summer heat. By the time he hung up, he was dripping sweat. And Garnett was on the hook.

Plenty of time for them to lose 60 games

Hey I know the answer but can anyone explain why the lakers are scheduled for nat'l TV games so much right off the bat? I mean the nba and TV producers know a) they will suck and b) Kobe is out a while right???

"His initial reaction to everything is 'no,'"

lol perfect

bill russell got a statue of himself outside the fleet center tonight fyi

― lag∞n, Friday, November 1, 2013 9:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bout fuckin time

was wondering that myself too and then remembered they're the lakers and we will always need to endure them xxp

Kg hates change it's the only reason he stayed in MN so long

I bet his car has a six disc cd changer with nothing but 36 chambers and midnight marauders in it

he stayed in MN so long because they gave him the biggest contract in NBA history

Dallas woke up to make this a game, thankfully

z-time champion (agent hibachi)
Posted: November 2, 2013 at 1:33:17 AM

I bet his car has a six disc cd changer with nothing but 36 chambers and midnight marauders in it

lmao

Celtics calmly blowing a 20 point lead.

brooklyns ball movement looks scary good for a team just integrating a bunch of new dudes

hackadwight alert

I think he's 0-4 so far

i think tommy just lost his mind and started rapping did anyone else hear that

0-6

rapping is just rhythmic speaking, as j0rdan says xp

wow celtics have a super pretty new sideline reporter, way cuter than that weird guy in the bad suits

Nate Wolters +13, Gary Neal -17, great starting lineup decision Larry Drew

Gary Neal at PG, what could go wrong

brooklyn unsurprisingly matches up well with miami

miami nightmare playing brooklyn and indy back to back in the playoffs

Drew's not worried. 32 wins get's you that eighth playoff spot in the East.

the bucks are going to be really bad. i mean they play in the east so they'll probably make the playoffs but still

lol xp

Nate Wolters might be better than Brandon Knight already, faint praise I know

who is wolters first im seeing this lil wite

IIRC he was like one of the top 5 scorers in the NCAA last year?

played for someone weird like north dakota