in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

I think he's 0-4 so far

i think tommy just lost his mind and started rapping did anyone else hear that

0-6

rapping is just rhythmic speaking, as j0rdan says xp

wow celtics have a super pretty new sideline reporter, way cuter than that weird guy in the bad suits

Nate Wolters +13, Gary Neal -17, great starting lineup decision Larry Drew

Gary Neal at PG, what could go wrong

brooklyn unsurprisingly matches up well with miami

miami nightmare playing brooklyn and indy back to back in the playoffs

Drew's not worried. 32 wins get's you that eighth playoff spot in the East.

the bucks are going to be really bad. i mean they play in the east so they'll probably make the playoffs but still

lol xp

Nate Wolters might be better than Brandon Knight already, faint praise I know

who is wolters first im seeing this lil wite

IIRC he was like one of the top 5 scorers in the NCAA last year?

played for someone weird like north dakota

Do you remember Wolters?

lmao

That was just sad. Celtics can't even foul correctly.

otm

Bass has the basketball IQ of Russell's statue.

did not see the wolves beating down the thunder like this

Without Russ they're the 'Under.

ummmmmm what in the hell is going on in minnesota

gonna say

i see faverini is ballin outta control tonight?

he is a baller

Yup. Tommy even said if he keeps this up he'll be an all-star.

norris lookin like one of our best young players tonight

losing Kevin Martin for nothing may hurt more than expected

likewise harden

wow JVG going on a sly pro-drug rant, never change

on the grantland previews jalen predicted that KD is gonna leave OKC for houston and russ is gonna go to the lakers with love

i really hope durant doesnt stay on a sinking ship cause hes such a nice you man shd it come to that

I hope Durant and Russ leave, attendance drops, and the franchise gets sold back to Seattle.

i only heard the end of that JVG rant, it sounded like he was calling out kidd at the end there for his DUI. what did he say?

yall realize the thunder are going to really suck without russ right

wade double-clutches on a buzzer beater from only like 35 feet away, so lame

Switched to the Wiggins Bowl. Phoenix off to an early lead over Utah.

Richard Jefferson is playing. Utah is taking their tanking seriously.

respect

If I were the Knicks I'd be planning to try to steal durant and ditch melo already but they are a crazy mess

Really don't want to see durant waste his peak in OKC if they can't figure shit out but maybe they will

Probably as soon as they move on from Scott brooks

Kirilenko is so fun, remember the days when he and Shawn Marion were easily the top fantasy picks

is ray allen the worst defender in the nba rn

Steve Nash is still alive so no

wow who the hell is alan anderson

If the Suns want to do this right they'll have to trade Dragic. He's too good for the rest of their team.

the mvp of the croatian league apparently xp

Btw on league pass non-tv you can now pick home or away feed, did we talk about this because it's awesome, I never have to hear the heat's clown announcer this year

one cool funny thing abt this brooklyn team is how kirilinko obvs took a huge russian backroom deal to play there

I forgot how crappy Jefferson's "RJ" tattoo is:

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