in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

I've embraced the tank already

Have the Nuggets tho? They have some pieces to move if that's the case.

I think Faried is probably dealt, tank or not

Miller too

miller for sure

ooh Giannis hit 3 threes

i don't really get why chauncey signed with detroit. did he get some kinda "you get to be coach after this year" deal or something?

maybe just wanted to retire there and didn't care about contributing to a 'contender' since he already got that ring.

Heat announcers very reluctant to attempt to pronounce Antetokounmpo's name, just let him take a 3 pointer with no comment.

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, November 12, 2013 8:00 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Feel like if announcres can get a handle on saltalamacchia they can get a handle on antetokounmpo

Back when wang zhi zhi was in the league people would get it wrong on the reg but w/e, points for trying

people still get Nene wrong

http://instagram.com/p/gpAY4svhna/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCGS2srxAIo

CWebb is so much better on NBATV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lyXIhxXzh8

lol I will probably nvr get tired of bosh photobombs

Henry smash O__o

http://images1.feedly.com/v1/resize?key=9FEjTyQH9%2FcT4vvd1Ghyv4cwA2l5XeyoQNBBKv4uodo%3D_1424ff19f98%3A3c8bfc4%3A1cef9449.inlined_v3.1&entryId=9FEjTyQH9%2FcT4vvd1Ghyv4cwA2l5XeyoQNBBKv4uodo%3D_1424ff19f98%3A3c8bfc4%3A1cef9449.inlined_v3.1&sizes=592x*!0.01&url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.gawkerassets.com%2Fimg%2F1966uu0oyxwfugif%2Fku-xlarge.gif

This way lies madness and Rex Ryan sweater vests and Pete Carroll salesman of the month polos and belichick looking like a hobo who was left for dead by the train tracks in his grimy 3/4 sleeve sweatshirt

No thank you

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, November 12, 2013 9:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha true nfl coaches used to wear suits back in the day, would prefer if the nba went the way of baseball with coaches suited up in full uniform tbh

lol at the mental image of going through each NBA coach and imagining them in team unis.

i know! its so good

especially which sneakers they would wear

haha coaches might get some endorsement deals! Popovich AND 1's

Pop would undoubtedly rock new balances

no doubt, although there's a strong possibility for Court Classics as well

OH man didn't realize there were updates to the matt bonner new balance crisis

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2013/10/21/matt-bonner-needs-new-shoes/

Pop would undoubtedly rock new balances

― 乒乓, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11:20 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was abt to make this exact post

http://nba.si.com/2013/11/13/joey-crawford-mop-boy-philadelphia-76ers/

never change

wtf haha

leader of men

our spanish friends the Timbertrolls are the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQAfS838L_U

“I don’t want to be known as a flopper or a guy who is looking to get calls, that type of player,” Harden said. “That type of player I’ve never been. It was a bad call.”

damn joey crawford was totally about to give that mop boy a tech, you can see him thinking about going into the motion right after he blows his whistle

lolz what a fuckin clown

must have thought he was tim duncan

Pop would undoubtedly rock new balances

― 乒乓, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11:20 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was abt to make this exact post

― lag∞n, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11:28 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

ok coaches in basketball uniform would be hilari-terrible but i would so buy popovich edition new balances, you know that shit would give you the most authoritative stride and acerbic comebacks

lmao

oh my god, incredible fastbrook alleyoop layin/dunk by Giannis

uh oh http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/sixers/2013/11/13/nerlens-noel-knee-injury-shot-philadelphia-76ers-brett-brown-player-development/3516727

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BY_fcRCCUAEPCTx.jpg

he looks really comfortable in this game, he's crazy ahead of schedule

Noel did not take one shot beyond 17 feet at Kentucky, according to Synergy Sports, which tracks every play in college basketball and the NBA. The three shots Synergy categorized as jump shots were baby hooks in the middle of the lane and not traditional face-up jumpers with a guide hand on the ball.

how is this even possible

Why are the bucks wearing purely red uniforms, I'm so confused by everything they do on the uniform front, one of those teams that just never seems to get a coherent look together

I suppose it's just an alternate blowing out the red part of their normal Xmas uniforms but ehh

Linsanity is happening btw. Kind of a stat orgy in general, Wroten is close to a triple double.

whoa lin is 7/9 from 3, 28 pts 10 assists on 12 shots

wouldnt be linsanity without the TOs tho never change boo

is MCW injured?

League pass app really tests your logo identification skills on the "schedule" view. I have no idea what that wizards logo is supposed to be. I also see the orangey claw thing and assume it's the bobcats but it's actually the raptors, both if whom I want to avoid anyway.

lag∞n wrote this on thread in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1) on board I Love Hoops on Nov 8, 2013

oh no you guys is james harden just gilbert arenas

^days later and this post still haunts me

is MCW injured?

― 乒乓, Thursday, November 14, 2013 1:52 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah bruised foot