in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

dragic and mo williams just slammed heads into each other so hard i'm surprised both came up conscious

I hope when the Clips get eliminated in the WC semifinals that someone trolls Doc hard about his parade route research

the JVG/breen pairing is such a national treasure. JVG literally spent like 5 minutes doing his high-pitched whining and breen was all "jeff i know, i agree with you, but..." the whole time

if the clippers are smart they'll make a serious deal at the deadline to get a real post defender

doris/jalen has the makings of a good studio but gtfo here with avery johnson

yeah they obv have to do a deal, i still think they'll be fine since the team as currently constructed is obv going to be a different team in april, and also the pieces that will presumably be central then (cp3, redick, blake) look great

agreed xp

clips D has been so bad all year

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I agree JVG, much to do about nothing!! Ibaka and Barnes ejected, REALLY?? This league is so soft...

phx/pdx two teams i wasn't expecting to be 5-2

thomas robinson is a revelation tonight ha

clay has bledsoe been shutting lillard down?

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lol classic blake face

suns d has been like consistently shutting down everyone, they're just playing insane tight d on everyone i don't know how

damn i totally forgot about ibaka dropping the hammer on blake's nuts

suns hired an old thibs confidant who is basically their defensive coordinator and has applied thibs' system

lol what is with all the tanking teams not tanking no one got the memo

bledsoe and plumlee could legit be all-stars right now think about that

btw Arron Afflalo had 36-8-6 tonight with 8 threes

damian lillard just scorched literally the entire suns team to take the lead w/ an untouched layup

wow awful defensive positioning there by about 3 suns

wooooooow

the suns got about 4 tap backs at the basket for the win and it just wouldn't fall, mystery of mysteries but that was a really great game

carbon copy of the wolves loss the other night

has any team won 3 of 4 games early in the season in as miserably depressing a fashion as the nuggets?

that was srsly tho the worst defensive work on a late-game possession for a lead change that i can remember in my life

Seriously though is this guy gonna end up in the d-league?
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Bennett is doing some things out there that make you seriously wonder if he's insane/has a drug problem

it's a testament to how bad this draft was that the entire fanbase isn't freaking out

lol

ahhh blake coast to coast

Wouldnt matter so much if he wasn't 1st pick but I've watched most of his gametime and seen not even a flash of potential.

thabeet literally just kicked jared dudley

@Matt_Barnes22: I love my teammates like family, but I'm DONE standing up for these niggas! All this shit does is cost me money..

whaaaat

i just posted that because i thought it was funny, but now everyone is reacting like ^that on twitter. idgi, he's obviously kidding it seems like

Wouldnt matter so much if he wasn't 1st pick but I've watched most of his gametime and seen not even a flash of potential.

― tsrobodo, Thursday, November 14, 2013 5:35 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's because all he does when he gets the ball is instantly chunk up a shot. He seriously is treating every game like an exhibition.

just catching up on the pdhx game. so much fun. bodies flying everywhere

something looks different about sefolosha this year, like he lost weight or something

jeff hornacek = kevin spacey

omg all those missed lay ins to end that game, what a game

im also into the idea of jalen/doris

re: the barnes tweet, i think people don't realize that he's black

theres drama w that tweet, i thought it was kinda funny

he's ALWAYS in the mix on any kind of scuffle

something looks different about sefolosha this year, like he lost weight or something

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Thursday, November 14, 2013 5:59 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

3 point shooting has turned into a pumpkin :(

i didn't understand the origin and assumed it was in earnest xxxxxxxp

thomas robinson was awesome you're right, other than his FT's

ive truncated my username fyi

also, wes matthews shot has ridiculous amounts of arch