in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

Minnesota's bench is so bad.

Jon Barry's scouting report on Mozgov not very accurate

Kevin Martin's 3pt form reminds me of the allegedly funny streetball guy

I feel like there's mad genius at work with that shot. It's like Andy Roddick's service motion.

I'm not sure Andre Miller's defense is compensated by offense anymore

the omen is a damn acrobat

@mcten: Kobe declined to speak to reporters pregame, saying "I'm feeling good, I'm playing tomorrow ... Kidding" as he walked into players lounge

oh kobels

lebron is 13/16 from the field tonight

omg bron

dirk meanwhile has 28 points on 12 shots

#leaguepassalert if it wasn't obvious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO6EbYAwKjQ

this is completely ridiculous

hahaha goddamn klove

lebron did the one legged dirk fadeaway today ^_____________^

Durant had a great one legger floating left yesterday. Dirkin has infiltrated the game <3

Love & Brewer are a match made in heaven

spurs trailed most of the game, yet the outcome was never in question, whupped those jazzes, 9-1 guey

isaiah thomas is kind of having a great year

big fan myself

sixth man of the year maybe

two tayshaun 3's in the last minute of the 4th. memphis wants to lose

http://thebrooklyngame.com/espns-thorpe-rips-kidd-hes-the-worst-coach-in-the-nba/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Man, suns another heartbraker.

Deron ankle sprain btw

lebron did the one legged dirk fadeaway today ^_____________^

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, November 15, 2013 10:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TayQV1_pkuU

yeah that was the source of my "omg lebron" post

its crazy after however many millions of hours and games of basketball to invent a new shot

for example http://i.minus.com/iVL0cckNGmocW.gif

lol yes last night was very innovative

Andrew Perucho ‏@hoyitsandrew 2h
Dion Waiters punched Kyrie Irving in the nose during their players only meeting. Waiters inactive for tonight's gm.

http://clevelandsportsinsiders.com/2013/11/16/cavaliers-players-only-meeting-turns-contentious/

Nosh.O ‏@NoshPI33 3h
So did Dion Waiters give Kyrie Irving that work? Media reports are sure making it seem that Irving's broken nasal bone wasn't a accident.

Goose Oberstar ‏@GooseOnSports 2h
I was wondering why it took em 2 days to disclose that Kyrie's nose was broke... Dion Broke it..

Goose Oberstar

lebron struggling at the half, just 8/11 from the field

attn knicks theres a reason home uniforms are white

http://i.imgur.com/iNwmsjY.jpg

Yesssss players only meetings already! This season is excellent

Btw I always hear "players only" being sung by r kelly

a players only meeting where they punch each other! is that what its always like, is that why they dont invite the coaches

http://thebrooklyngame.com/espns-thorpe-rips-kidd-hes-the-worst-coach-in-the-nba/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, November 16, 2013 12:43 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nets are maybe not that good and Kidd is totally possibly not a good coach or totally possibly not but I've heard David Thorpe yap a lot and for a dude who gets a lot of run talking about hoops I've yet to hear him be correct

See also Sheridan, Chris

thorpe is at least kinda interesting if often off the wall, feel like he brings a perspective

motiejunas sighting

hey hickson, stop saving the ball under your own basket buddy

bennett getting a nice DNP-CD tonight

Lol cavs drama. Probably Bynums fault tbf.

bulls up 25 on the pacers

lotta close games tonight

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZPZV7qCcAEYrsj.jpg

Mozgov is playing really well this season. Just had an absolutely bananas fastbreak dunk.

Oh god warriors are in sleeves and in home whites = total pajama look please make it stop before these things are covered in ads for MICRO

lol oops

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