Your 2016 Presidential Candidate Speculation Thread

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The republican side will be a free for all and very entertaining.

Also, depressing.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Monday, 18 November 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

Are You a Scott Walker Conservative? Why Wisconsin’s governor may be Chris Christie’s toughest competition in 2016.
Add his name to the hat I guess.

Deuteronomy 23:1 (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 04:17 (ten years ago) link

lot of smartish conservatives been pegging him as a dark horse for a while. anyone ever heard him speak?

balls, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link

wonder what a president biden would actually be like.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link

BFD, obvs. Also, ice cream.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:53 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kVBGeQeR4

(I know he cultivates that image to a degree. Crossed my mind, though.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link

haha, that's perfect!

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

I heard him speaking about his 240m worth of self reliance medicaid plan on npr and the dude was as charismatic as an envelope

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:25 (ten years ago) link

ie scott walker

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:26 (ten years ago) link

Walker is against abortion in all cases. Buh bye.

Multiple Miggs (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Bernie does some talkin'

http://www.salon.com/2013/11/27/bernie_sanders_why_i_might_run_in_2016/

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

More Gillibrand in the NYT today

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/07/us/politics/new-yorks-junior-senator-doggedly-refusing-to-play-the-part.html

She's a strong VP candidate at worst

Multiple Miggs (dandydonweiner), Saturday, 7 December 2013 13:27 (ten years ago) link

"worst" certainly applies to this robot

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 7 December 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Man, it hasn't more than a 15-20% chance of happening if that, but great doomsday entertainment would be watching this guy and HRC eat each other alive in the general election.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/26/us/politics/rand-pauls-mixed-inheritance.html

And I think there really would be acts of murder and cannibalism between their supporters.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 January 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link

i'm kinda excited to vote for hillary

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

christie's gonna crush the gop field. he's a formidable hrc opponent, too.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:18 (ten years ago) link

that's p much like getting excited about the last Elders of Krypton election

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link

more like getting excited about the most recent elders of zion election

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link

how can you be excited to vote for Hillary?

Pale Smiley Face (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

http://media.tumblr.com/042655ca89c6fb997aebd8e4add3f557/tumblr_inline_mmtk6fBpMd1qz4rgp.jpg

Mordy in regal white coif presents Palin, Christie and Jeb Bush to The Clinton Foundation

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link

obv it will be HISTORY to have a female sockpuppet presiding over endtimes

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Dennis Perrin and his jokes.

http://i43.tinypic.com/16hosok.gif

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link

if you meet me in DC i think i can get hold of Dennis, alfred

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link

how can you be excited to vote for Hillary?

I like her personally, I'm excited to vote for a woman for POTUS, I think she'll hew closely to my beliefs about foreign affairs, she's kinda an ass-kicker which I appreciate, etc.

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

why do you think she is an "ass kicker"?

Pale Smiley Face (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link

idk, she's just a badass. i like her. i'll enjoy voting for her.

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

seriously dreading this election

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

Any other candidates with airports named after them? Didn't think so.

pplains, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link

every POTUS henceforth will hew closely to yr beliefs about foreign affairs, I read it in Revelations

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link

not least because even though i'm usually a 'hold my nose and vote for the democrat' guy i don't know that i can bring myself to vote for anyone who voted for the iraq war

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link

so you say but obama has been a bit of a disappointment in that area xp

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link

i'm voting whoever cranks up Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions. I'm guessing Line N.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link

also ya know i like voting for a winner

Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:45 (ten years ago) link

I am not excited about this election.

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link

I'm bored by this thread.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link

it will be interesting to see what kind of policy angles she'll emphasize en route to election, she's got no particular causes or goals that are near and dear to her (afaict). given her history there's little to indicate that she'd go for soak-the-rich populism or addressing climate change, and healthcare's now pretty much off the table, so what does that leave for a legislative agenda? more MOR proto-rightwing shit, I imagine.

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link

finally, an Iron Lady of our own

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link

Sully vs his readers.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:07 (ten years ago) link

generally loathe Sully, but he's right on this point

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:15 (ten years ago) link

We've had dozens of mediocrities or just passably competent presidents and only a very few great ones. Presidents rarely leave office as popular as when they entered it. I don't see any reason why HRC would not fit comfortably into this long tradition. I'm willing to bet she'd outshine Gerald Ford, Warren Harding and Franklin Pierce.

Aimless, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:37 (ten years ago) link

i doubt it

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link

we had a couple worse presidents than Warren Harding, like the one who succeeded him.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link

remember the common 2008 theory that the dangerous flipside to the overwhelming youth support of Obama was that when, inevitably, he ended up disappointing people it might alienate young people from politics?

did anyone ever follow up on that with research on voter enthusiasm (with a focus on young voters with high enthusiasm for obama back then vs. their political involvement now, for example)?

all i have is anecdotal evidence because in the runup to the 2008 election i was in a public policy program with lots of politics nerds, and then immediately moved to DC. i don't really have a good feel for how the average young voter in 2008 feels now.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link

harding granted amnesty to radicals who had been persecuted during the red scare, signed the first child care legislation ever passed by congress, and tried to pass an anti-lynching bill. he's way overdue for reassessment.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link

except Aimless, none of those guys moved us closer to extinction through inaction. She would.

(so will anyone else who can be elected)

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 21:53 (ten years ago) link

Official Statement from Neil Young:

"Donald Trump was not authorized to use "Rockin' In The Free World" in his presidential candidacy announcement. Neil Young, a Canadian citizen, is a supporter of Bernie Sanders for President of the United States of America."

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

Lol

We have a thread for that btw

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link

I say we keep this thread going until all the Republicans have finished announcing.

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

Vice President Joe Biden has still not ruled out a 2016 presidential run and will make his intentions known by Aug. 1, according to two Democratic sources who have been in contact with his family. While the loss of his son, Beau Biden, last month paused any political planning by the vice president, the sources tell U.S. News that family members have indicated a White House run is still a possibility. He plans to announce his decision sometime prior to the beginning of August. Dick Harpootlian, former chairman of the South Carolina Democratic Party, says Biden previously indicated to him he would likely make up his mind in July.

http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/run-2016/2015/06/17/joe-biden-hasnt-ruled-out-a-2016-run-will-decide-by-august

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 June 2015 21:50 (eight years ago) link

He's been doing that for 27 years, and I still don't view him as more than a personable talking head on the MacNeil/Lehrer newshour.

Warren > Bernie > Chafee > HillaryDynasty > JebDynasty > the scary ones.

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Thursday, 18 June 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link

I was thinking that surely it hurts Chafee to have crossed the floor but then Reagan switched allegiance too (earlier in his career). Also Rick Perry.

Michael Jones, Friday, 19 June 2015 12:22 (eight years ago) link

We've got a new thread, crew:

a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

Mods, close this one, please...?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 June 2015 13:04 (eight years ago) link

not the same topic

but i need to stop anyway

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 June 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

scenes from marco rubio's snapchat

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJZuT5AUYAEqeYd.jpg

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

Not casting stones, but these Iowa photos kill me.

http://i.imgur.com/18Ui4Bf.png

pplains, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link

guys, we've got a thread for this already. I don't wanna look at Walker and HRC more than I must.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

Hillary/key party

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

Karl did it first.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

i'm not sure what's so funny about those photos. middle-aged women in iowa can't be concerned about world events?

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

furniture

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link

the # of people

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link

well first of all, it sure is bright outside on that incredible night.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link

talking about ISIS when you do not have a professional sports team

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link

cabinetry

Zing Zinglar (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link

tuck in your stomach, buddy

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

that's the little walk/run you do when you're crossing the street but it changes to the "don't walk" sign halfway and there are a bunch of cars waiting for you

wope, wope, wope, wope, wope

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

or when the microwave timer is going off and you have company and you have considerable distance to cover

wope wope wope

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link

"Talking ISIS with Folks in Iowa" my second favorite Billy Bragg album.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 July 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link

hahahaha

Johnny Fever, Monday, 13 July 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

irl lol

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 13 July 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

that scott walker pose is the exact thing i do when i cut farts with gusto in my house

not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

well first of all, it sure is bright outside on that incredible night.

dude it's summer

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/620664029644750848

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:57 (eight years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:08 (eight years ago) link

hey he loves cutting stuff

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:14 (eight years ago) link

this didn't come out as planned but whatever

http://38.media.tumblr.com/bac78626b4572fd2639bbcee69b3d06f/tumblr_nrign7u71v1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:04 (eight years ago) link

Should we not have locked this thread by now?

a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 07:12 (eight years ago) link

five years pass...

It's hard to believe this Minion meme on a t-shirt loser got embarrassed by Trump at every step.

https://i.imgur.com/3WWFsq1.png

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 13 June 2021 07:29 (two years ago) link


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