if you want to know the truth about pizza express, i'll tell you everything

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I desire pizza now.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 4 November 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link

so much I could post here right now but........can't, it's a bit....political.....

Porkpie, Sunday, 4 November 2007 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

pizza express really isn't *that* bad, folks

zero degrees kicks the living shite out of it (and every other pizza place ever); only matt dc will have the foggiest what i'm on about, though.

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread makes me want to never visit london again

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 November 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I actually like them with soft thin bases because frankly the dough is the least important thing about any pizza for me.

Then you have never had good pizza.

Casuistry, Sunday, 4 November 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Seriously I can barely read this shit

El Tomboto, Sunday, 4 November 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, nothing especially bad happens to dough if you freeze it, unless you leave it frozen for months and months. If you freeze it, thaw it, and refreeze it, that can be a problem, I believe.

Casuistry, Sunday, 4 November 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link

well given that pizza hut is pretty much the worst food ever (except kfc), pizza express doesn't do badly, given its massively widespread chain status.

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

oh fuck me, pizza hut is absolutely honking. (it's the same chain as KFC, isn't it?) it's not even food. just ... wrongness, vaguely pizza-like in shape.

i've only eaten at pizza express once, and i was whammed and don't remember much about it -- other than phil oakey being there, and me wandering up to talk to him. lovely bloke.

grimly fiendish, Sunday, 4 November 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

zero degrees kicks the living shite out of it (and every other pizza place ever); only matt dc will have the foggiest what i'm on about, though.

Haha Louis, that was the exact place I was referring to upthread. My housemate is addicted to their caramlised pear and gorgonzola pizzas but I've always shied off them. I actually saw someone who really looked like you in there a few weeks ago but figured you were probably out of town.

Matt DC, Sunday, 4 November 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

i think everyone is losing sight of the fact that no matter how lousy it is it's still pizza and thereby better than like 90% of everything in the world.

chicago kevin, Sunday, 4 November 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha Louis, that was the exact place I was referring to upthread. My housemate is addicted to their caramlised pear and gorgonzola pizzas but I've always shied off them. I actually saw someone who really looked like you in there a few weeks ago but figured you were probably out of town.

Trio of Crostini followed by Roasted Garlic Chicken (sometimes Grilled Garlic Prawns) with a pint of house-brewed ale every goddamn time. Bliss. I actually think their RGC approaches affordable culinary perfection.

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Uh who goes to the UK to eat pizza? Try some braised rabbit or suckling pig or blood cake ffs

admrl, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I think kevin is losing sight of the fact that really bad anything is still really bad.

Oilyrags, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost: we have some damn good curry places. and heston blumenthal! we have heston blumenthal! look at him go.

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link

their caramlised pear and gorgonzola pizzas

Hello

(hey LJ, come play poker, you seem the type who'd play)

Mark C, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

P.S. I was in there a few weeks ago, watching Charlton lose to Stoke on their downstairs TV screen. Might have been then?

(Poker? I only (sorta) know hold-em, and I'm not especially good. Plus, I don't like gambling generally :(...erm, I'll think about it.)

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

it's still pizza

not in pizza hut it's not.

grimly fiendish, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I used to go to Pizza Express sometimes but I haven't been for years -- if I want not-bad chain pizza I go to La Porchetta and get a litre of wine for £10 while I'm at it.

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

pear and gorgonzola toppings wtf

maybe that's why brits don't have salad on the side - it's already on top of their pizza!

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

i wasnt necessarily saying california pizza kitchen and pizza express are exactly the same, just giving US peeps a point of reference since we dont have P.E. here.

homosexual II, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Tracer, u mad. Favorite pizza ever was from Time Cafe: red sauce, gorgonzola, red onions, Canadian bacon, sliced apples, and a drizzle of honey. A more perfect union.

Laurel, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Tracer I can't eat salad - I'm allergic to lettuces.

Mark C, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Man I've just had dinner and Laurel's pizza is making me salivate.

Mark C, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Louis I've had that garlic chicken pizza and its the exception that proves the rule as far as Zero Degrees' awesomeness is concerned. I managed to get about a quarter of the way through it before I was all "too... much... garlic... must... stop... now". Ugh.

The Pinefox and I have watched many a Spurs game in there as well, its kind of my local.

Matt DC, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Pear and gorgonzola done right. No pizzas involved.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

The one time I went to La Porchetta I thought it was kind of overrated, but at least it was cheap and huge. Although their house wine is beyond vile.

Matt DC, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's vile, but it's great vile.

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Ah jeez, well, maybe I have a strong liking for garlic, or maybe you were just unlucky that they gave you a particularly strong one. I have tried a few others (usually when the rest of my family can't finish theirs), and they are superb, but the RGC is a cut above IMO. I'd be up for diversifying, though. Do you recommend any of the newer ones?

It's a great place to watch football. I really like the atmosphere, above all.

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link

red sauce, gorgonzola, red onions, Canadian bacon, sliced apples, and a drizzle of honey

that sounds fckn awesome.

grimly fiendish, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't really understand why people go seeing as every high street or town centre you care to name has at least four Italian restaurants that aren't Pizza Express/Ask/Strada.

i get this, cos i'm guilty of this: you end up somewhere, you don't know what's good, and say fuck it, with p-express you know what you're getting and it's never too bad. i think this is one of the good things about modernity tbh.

mind you i don't know if every town centre *does* have that many 'real' italian places.

but i can recommend papa del's on archway road as an actual proper they-make-the-dough type place in n london.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 4 November 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder where o-ess thought the chicken would have come from? The only other answer if you want to pay the prices that they charge is Thailand.

All the PE (and afiliates)dough is made in a factory in Oxon btw.

Stradas and a few other smaller chains are made in Hampshire.

Porkpie, Sunday, 4 November 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Order from a menu today and chances are the food on your plate has come from one source: 3663. This behemoth supplies a quarter of all Britain's catering needs

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/article2528251.ece

ledge, Sunday, 4 November 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link

T/S: 3663 vs. Cearns & Brown vs. Sodex Ho vs. Brake Bros

Actually, there's a good chance that (at least) one of the above owns (at least) one of the others.

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link

AnItalian workmate of my friend's has commented that Zero Degrees is the only place he's found in England that does pizzas properly. So there you go.
Pizza Express does tend to be of different quality whenever I go in there (which is not that often) but when it's good, it's OK.

Not the real Village People, Sunday, 4 November 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Awesome! I feel fucking vindicated. Especially given that there are only THREE outlets in the entire country (Blackheath, Bristol and Reading).

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link

"T/S: 3663 vs. Cearns & Brown vs. Sodex Ho vs. Brake Bros

Actually, there's a good chance that (at least) one of the above owns (at least) one of the others."

nope, not the case

Porkpie, Sunday, 4 November 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link

poisoning schoolkids since thatcher

Just got offed, Sunday, 4 November 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha, if you knew how many restaurants got their dry goods off 3663...

Matt, Sunday, 4 November 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

not just dry....

a lot of their stuff is pure distribution though - they have customers who go out and find the products they want to use then their manufacturers/importers/whatever have to send in their wares to the 3663 dc that handles that particular account.

Porkpie, Sunday, 4 November 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Pizza Express. Every time I'm dragged into one by someone, I feel as if it's an hour of my life I'll never get back. Just horrible pizzas--all the other upmarket Italian chains manage to do it ok, why can't the people who invented the notion? I mean, I'd honestly think the Pizza Hut makes higher quality pizzas. Their mascarpone+baby fig pudding is the only reason I can tolerate them.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread is sadly lacking in "truth".

jed_, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I always seem to end up in a Pizza Express when wondering around some town (or bit of London I don't know) with a large group of friends all with different tastes before a gig. You can't really go wrong with it.

caek, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

well, you feel robbed but you've still eaten something.. okay.

jed_, Sunday, 4 November 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

This is a great thread - there's never been a 'where does your restaurant food come from?' type thread on ILE to my knowledge. Which would bother me more if I was the sort of person who cared where my restaurant food came from. I R food Poptimist clearly.

"Truth" = they wank on the pizzas before serving, that sort of thing, right?

Matt DC, Monday, 5 November 2007 00:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I have tried a few others (usually when the rest of my family can't finish theirs), and they are superb, but the RGC is a cut above IMO. I'd be up for diversifying, though. Do you recommend any of the newer ones?

Parma ham, mozzarella and rocket one fucking owns, my favourite football-watching pizza. The three Italian sausage one is good as well.

It's a great place to watch football. I really like the atmosphere, above all.

OTM. Somewhere on ILE is the magical story about the time I saw an Arsenal fan get dumped by his girlfriend, just after the last goal went in during last year's Carling Cup final. It's one of my favourite places to spend an inebriated Sunday afternoon.

Matt DC, Monday, 5 November 2007 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I shall try that pizza next time!

Your story is absolutely wonderful, and I have seen it before on here. Didn't she dump him because he was swearing so much?

Just got offed, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link

"Truth" = they wank on the pizzas before serving, that sort of thing, right?

no, not really what i was thinking of.

jed_, Monday, 5 November 2007 01:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Where do we stand on Firezza? Somebody told me it was the best pizza place in London, but the one I had was shit.

That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 5 November 2007 10:02 (sixteen years ago) link

hilarious

o-ess, Monday, 5 November 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

six years pass...

some pretty excellent jazz acts have played the soho square branch over the years.

This is all I know about it.

The Wu-Tang Declan (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 00:50 (nine years ago) link

THE CHICKENS ARE FROM BRAZIL

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 02:26 (nine years ago) link


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